Oh, how many of you have dreamt of being kidnapped by teh aliens? Haven’t you imagined yourself trapped in a metallic space suit, drinking a gooey liquid and having people two horny.. Weirdy .. pointing ears called aliens looking at you… Oh, scary!
There are so many people who have seen all these weird stuff and even there is a huge ( We mean some serious population percentage ) who believe all these to be true? What about you?
If you know some person who believes in aliens and want to start talking with them, then you just have to learn some of the really interesting alien puns and there you go, you can be the cool girl ready to join the gang!
Funny Alien Puns
Q. Why did the alien go to school?
A. To improve its space-cial skills!
Q. What do you call an alien who loves to play the piano?
A. A Space-y artist!
Q. Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny!
Q. How do aliens organize a party?
A. They planet!
Q. What do you get when you cross an alien with a skunk?
A. A creature from out of this whiff!
Q. Why did the alien break up with the star?
A. It needed some space.
Q. How do aliens pay for their coffee?
A. With Starbucks!
Q. What did the alien say to the garden?
A. Take me to your weeder!
Q. Why was the alien always calm?
A. Because it knew how to keep its cool in space.
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite key on the keyboard?
A. The space bar!
Q. Why did the alien refuse to play cards in space?
A. Because the stakes were too high!
Q. What do you call an alien that loves to dance?
A. A boogeyman from Mars!
Q. Why was the alien so bad at socializing?
A. It couldn’t find the right atmosphere!
Q. What do aliens use to keep their pants up?
A. Asteroids belts!
Q. Why did the alien join the circus?
A. To become a trapeze star!
Q. How do you know when an alien is hungry?
A. It starts to orbit around the kitchen!
Q. Why did the alien break up with the asteroid?
A. It needed more space!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite planet?
A. Saturn, because it has the best rings!
Q. How do aliens stay in shape?
A. By doing asteroid-robics!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite TV show?
A. The Big Bang Theory!
Q. Why did the alien bring a ladder to the bar?
A. To reach for the stars!
Q. How do aliens prefer to communicate?
A. By taking a space-call!
Q. What did the alien say when it landed on Earth?
A. “Take me to your pizza!”
Q. Why was the alien always late?
A. It kept getting stuck in a time warp!
Q. What do you call a group of musical aliens?
A. The Space Jam Band!
Q. Why did the alien cross the solar system?
A. To get to the other star!
Q. How do aliens keep their hair in place?
A. With gel-axy!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite subject in school?
A. Math-teroids!
Q. Why don’t aliens ever get sick?
A. They have stellar immune systems!
Q. What do you call an alien with a sense of humor?
A. A comedi-alien!
Q. Why did the alien buy a spaceship?
A. To go on a stellar road trip!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite snack?
A. Space-cakes!
Q. Why did the alien bring a vacuum to space?
A. To clean up the Milky Way!
Q. How do aliens freshen their breath?
A. With space mints!
Q. What did the alien say to the meteor?
A. “You rock my world!”
Q. Why was the alien such a good leader?
A. It always kept its cool under pressure!
Q. How do aliens keep warm in space?
A. They wear cosmic sweaters!
Q. What do aliens eat for breakfast?
A. Moonflakes!
Q. Why did the alien become a gardener?
A. It wanted to grow space flowers!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite sport?
A. Space ball!
Q. Why did the alien love the night sky?
A. It had a star-studded view!
Q. What do you call an alien in the kitchen?
A. A chef from Mars!
Q. Why did the alien get a job at the bakery?
A. It wanted to make some dough!
Q. How do aliens tell time?
A. With a star clock!
Q. Why was the alien always smiling?
A. Because it had a stellar day!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite board game?
A. Spaceopoly!
Q. Why did the alien become a musician?
A. It wanted to make cosmic tunes!
Q. How do aliens relax after a long day?
A. They take a meteoroid bath!
Q. What did the alien say to the Earth?
A. “You’ve got gravity on me!”
Q. Why did the alien visit the library?
A. To check out some space books!
Q. How do aliens plan their vacations?
A. By reading their horoscope!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite ice cream flavor?
A. Milky Way!
Q. Why did the alien become a detective?
A. It was out of this world at solving mysteries!
Q. What do you call a smart alien?
A. A brain-iac from Uranus!
Q. Why did the alien open a bakery?
A. To sell some space-tacular pastries!
Q. How do aliens write letters?
A. They use a star-pen!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite holiday?
A. New Year’s Eve, because it’s out of this world!
Q. Why was the alien so good at sports?
A. It had stellar reflexes!
Q. What do aliens wear to the beach?
A. Space-suits!
Q. Why did the alien get a telescope?
A. To keep an eye on its home planet!
Q. How do aliens throw a party?
A. With star-streamers!
Q. Why did the alien buy a pet?
A. It wanted a com-pet-ion!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite fruit?
A. Starberries!
Q. Why did the alien go to the gym?
A. To get space-ripped!
Q. How do aliens navigate in space?
A. With a comet-pass!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite season?
A. Summer, because it’s sunny-side up in space!
Q. Why did the alien bring an umbrella?
A. In case of a meteor shower!
Q. What do you call an alien who loves mysteries?
A. A space sleuth!
Q. How do aliens cool down in the summer?
A. They go to a meteor pool!
Q. Why did the alien apply for a job?
A. It wanted to earn some space credits!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite candy?
A. Mars bars!
Q. Why did the alien start a rock band?
A. Because it wanted to play cosmic rock!
Q. How do aliens check their email?
A. With an inter-galactic network!
Q. What did the alien say when it landed in a desert?
A. “This place is out of this world, but a bit dry!”
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite type of joke?
A. A space-pun!
Q. Why did the alien go to art school?
A. To improve its draw-dropping skills!
Q. How do aliens stay connected?
A. Through their space-book accounts!
Q. Why was the alien such a good cook?
A. It had intergalactic taste buds!
Q. What do aliens like to read?
A. Star-lit-ature!
Q. Why did the alien fail the driving test?
A. It couldn’t handle the warp speed!
Q. How do aliens play soccer?
A. With a flying saucer!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite drink?
A. Martian-ade!
Q. Why did the alien visit the hair salon?
A. For a cosmic cut!
Q. What do you call an alien who loves to talk?
A. A space-chatter!
Q. Why did the alien become a photographer?
A. To capture out-of-this-world moments!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite meal?
A. Meteor-itos!
Q. How do aliens take their coffee?
A. With a splash of stardust!
Q. Why did the alien get a telescope for its birthday?
A. To look at its star-studded friends!
Q. What do aliens listen to on the radio?
A. The galactic hits!
Q. Why did the alien want to become a teacher?
A. To teach about the universe!
Q. How do aliens celebrate birthdays?
A. With a stellar cake!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite dessert?
A. Cosmic crumble!
Q. Why did the alien go to the doctor?
A. It had a case of the space flu!
Q. What do you call an alien who is always right?
A. A know-it-star!
Q. Why did the alien break up with the moon?
A. It needed space to orbit on its own!
Q. How do aliens stay entertained?
A. They watch meteor shows!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite flower?
A. The moonflower!
Q. Why did the alien visit the beach?
A. To catch some solar rays!
Q. What do aliens do for fun?
A. They go star-gazing!
Q. Why did the alien build a house on Earth?
A. It wanted a home planet away from home!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite toy?
A. A rocket ship!
Q. How do aliens keep their spaceship clean?
A. With a cosmic vacuum!
Q. Why did the alien apply for a job on Earth?
A. It wanted to explore new horizons!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite planet to visit?
A. Earth, because it’s blue-tiful!
Q. Why did the alien bring a map?
A. To navigate the Milky Way!
Q. How do aliens exercise?
A. They lift meteor weights!
Q. What’s an alien’s favorite hobby?
A. Collecting space rocks!
Q. Why did the alien visit the dentist?
A. To fix its cosmic smile!
Q. How do aliens keep up with the news?
A. They read the cosmic times!
Q. What did the alien say when it saw the ocean?
A. “This is a wave of a good time!”
Exploring the cosmos through humor shows that even the vast unknown can bring a smile to our faces.
Whether you’re a fan of outer space or just love a good laugh, these alien puns prove that the universe is full of stellar surprises.
Keep your sense of humor in orbit, and remember, there’s always more out there to discover!
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