Oh, how many of you have dreamt of being kidnapped by teh aliens? Haven’t you imagined yourself trapped in a metallic space suit, drinking a gooey liquid and having people two horny.. Weirdy .. pointing ears called aliens looking at you… Oh, scary!
There are so many people who have seen all these weird stuff and even there is a huge ( We mean some serious population percentage ) who believe all these to be true? What about you?
If you know some person who believes in aliens and want to start talking with them, then you just have to learn some of the really interesting alien puns and there you go, you can be the cool girl ready to join the gang!
Funny Alien Puns
Q: What did the newborn alien say to its mother?
A: “Mom, you are the center of my universe!”
Q: Why was Mickey Mouse seeking the alien’s assistance?
A: He wanted to find Pluto.
Q: Why did the alien gum refuse to share its secrets?
A: Because it was Orbit-ing around classified information.
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Q: What does an alien say when it truly enjoys something?
A: “It’s out of this world!”
Q: How does an alien leave its spacecraft for the day?
A: It employs a parking meteor.
Q: What does an alien wear to a Halloween party?
A: A space suit.
Q: What do you call an alien with muscles?
A: A flextraterrestrial.
Q: Why are aliens so fascinated with cows?
A: Because they’re the only animals that can jump over the moon.
Q: What’s an alien’s favorite social media platform?
A: SpaceBook.
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Q: Why was the sun envious of the aliens?
A: Because the sun only has one degree, but the aliens have a million different ones.
Q: Why did the alien break up with his girlfriend?
A: Their relationship was plutonic.
Q: Why don’t aliens always get along?
A: Because of their erratic nature.
Q: What do you get when you cross an alien with a fluffy creature?
A: A marsh-mallow.
Q: Why did the alien get in trouble with the alphabet?
A: The English alphabet only has 18 letters due to the C.I.A. chasing E.T. after it left on a UFO.
Q: Why did the alien refuse to buy a new spaceship?
A: Because it couldn’t afford the astronomical price.
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A: “You’re out of this world!”
Q: Why did the alien go to school?
A: To improve its “asteroid” score.
Q: What do aliens do with their spare time?
A: They planet.
Q: How does an alien cut his hair?
A: He eclipses it.
Q: Why was the alien so upset with his spouse?
A: He told her, “You don’t understand the gravity of this situation!”
Q: What do alien dogs say when they arrive on a new planet?
A: “Show me your litter, please.”
Pro Experience: Your cosmic wit is out of this world! Alien dogs would undoubtedly appreciate your humor as they embark on interplanetary adventures. Keep the intergalactic laughs coming!
Q: What do aliens use to enjoy a cold beverage at the bar?
A: A satellite beer.
Q: How does an alien put its baby to sleep?
A: It rockets the baby.
Q: Why don’t aliens dine at the space restaurant?
A: Because it lacks atmosphere.
Q: What does an alien use to keep its tea cups upright?
A: A UFO phenomenon.
Q: What do you call a slow-moving alien?
A: A snailien.
Q: Why did the alien refuse to play cards on Earth?
A: Because it heard the decks were stacked against it.
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Q: Why did the alien get in trouble at school?
A: It refused to do its comet-tment.
Q: What’s an alien’s favorite type of math?
A: Flying-geometric series.
Q: What did the alien say when it landed on Earth?
A: “Take me to your leader.”
Q: How do alien poets write their verses?
A: In univ-erse.
Q: Why did the alien request sugar for its coffee?
A: It wanted something sweet to go with its “Milky Way.”
Q: What did the alien say about the new intergalactic art exhibit?
A: “It’s truly out-of-this-world beautiful!”
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A: Too many earthly bugs.
Q: What’s an alien’s favorite game on Earth?
A: Extra-terrestrial Tag.
Q: Why did the alien get a ticket during its visit to Earth?
A: Illegal parking on a launching zone.
Q: What’s an alien’s favorite button on a computer?
A: The space bar.
Q: Why do aliens not use paper calendars?
A: Because their days are light-years long.
Q: How do aliens say goodbye?
A: “I’ll UFO later!”
Sigma Experience: You’ve got a stellar sense of humor, just like those aliens bidding farewell in their own intergalactic way. Keep spreading those extraterrestrial laughs!
Q: Why was the alien a great baseball player?
A: Because every hit was out of the world.
Q: Why did the alien bring duct tape on its trip to Earth?
A: In case there was a space break.
Q: What’s an alien’s favorite type of exercise?
A: Spacewalks.
Q: What’s an alien’s favorite chocolate?
A: A Milky Way bar.
Q: Why did the alien apply sunscreen before its Earth visit?
A: It didn’t want to get a spaceburn.
Q: How do aliens like their tea?
A: The same way they see the universe – steeped in mystery.
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Q: Why did the alien get kicked out of school?
A: Because it kept insisting Pluto was still a planet.
Q: How do aliens signal for a timeout during sports?
A: They form a “T” with their tentacles.
Q: What kind of music do aliens like?
A: Neptune-nes.
Q: Why was the alien good at making friends on Earth?
A: It had universal appeal.
Q: How do aliens stay in touch with their friends?
A: They use their cell-u-lunar phones.
Q: Why did the alien apply for a job on Earth?
A: It wanted to make some “extra-terrestrial” money.
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A: It said it tasted too “terrestrial.”
Q: What did the alien say when it saw a human taking a selfie?
A: “Why do they always point their communication devices at themselves?”
Q: Why did the alien bring a ladder to the bar?
A: It heard the drinks were out of this world.
Q: What did the alien say to the astronaut?
A: “Is it true you come in peace or do you have other plans for us?”
Q: Why did the alien visit the music store on Earth?
A: It wanted to buy the latest “Galaxy’s Greatest Hits.”
Q: How do aliens flirt with one another?
A: “Is your sign from a different planet? Because we’ve got chemistry that’s out of this world.”
Q: What did the alien say when it landed in a library?
A: “Take me to your reader.”
Q: Why did the alien bring a towel to the beach?
A: Because it wanted to have an interstellar sunbath.
Q: What did the alien say after having dinner at a fancy Earth restaurant?
A: “That was a meal fit for a Martian!”
Q: Why did the alien break up with its Earthling partner?
A: They were from different worlds.
Q: Why did the alien refuse to read our Earth newspaper?
A: It said there was too much “local” news.
Exploring the universe of “Alien puns” has been out-of-this-world fun! If these puns made you laugh at light speed or had your humor sensors beaming, we’re all antennae.
Remember, in the galaxy of giggles, your feedback is a shining star. Share your cosmic thoughts, and let’s keep the interstellar laughs coming!
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