Angels, those cute beings with wings and halos……usually related to all things pure and holy. But hey, do know that they can be witty and naughty as they have a sense of humour too.
An angel brings good things in life…..sometimes they make your dream come true….that’s what we all know since we started listening to grandma stories!
You must have also learnt that when people laugh, we call it heavenly… oh, again, an angelic word…heavenly! So, buckle up your wings and get ready for some divine fun. Let’s spread some laughter and make your day as blissful as can be with these heavenly puns!
Funny Angel Puns
Q: What do you call an angel who skipped school?
A: A flying flunker.
Q: Why did the angel bring a torch to school?
A: Because he had heavenly homework!
Q: What did one angel say to the other during a cloud shortage?
A: “I got your back.”
My Experience: Whenever my friend and I face a shortage of something, we playfully say, ‘I got your back.’ Just like those angels during the cloud shortage!
Q: Why did the angel refuse to play cards?
A: Because he didn’t want to deal with the devil!
Q: What type of shoes do angels wear?
A: Holy soles.
Q: Why did the angel invest in technology?
A: To have a piece of the cloud.
Q: How do angels greet each other?
A: “Halo there!”
Heavenly humor 👼
Q: What is an angel’s favorite exercise?
A: Fly-bics.
Q: How do angels take their coffee?
A: Heavenly brewed.
Q: Why do angels never go to school?
A: They already have a higher degree.
Q: How do angels answer the phone?
A: “Halo, who’s this?”
Q: Why did the angel get a ticket?
A: It parked in a no-fly zone.
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A: Angelight.
Q: How do you know if an angel is in love?
A: When it’s over the moon with joy.
Q: How do angels keep their robes wrinkle-free?
A: They use divine irons.
Q: Why did the angel enroll in music school?
A: To play the harp.
Q: What did one angel say to the other during a storm?
A: “This is heavensent!”
Q: Why was the angel good at tennis?
A: It had a heavenly serve.
Q: What do you call an angel’s joke?
A: Divine comedy.
Pro Experience: “Reminds me of a heavenly joke my grandma used to tell us. She’d call it ‘divine comedy’ and make us all smile. Those angelic moments are truly precious.” 😇😄
Q: How do angels make a toast?
A: “To the high heavens!”
Q: Why did the angel break up with the devil?
A: It was a match made in hell.
Q: Why did the angel apply for a job at the bakery?
A: He wanted to make angel food cake.
Q: What do you call an angel with a big attitude?
A: A sassyraphim.
Q: How do angels keep their hair looking so perfect?
A: They use heaven-sent hair products.
Guardian angels are heaven-sent, but so are dad jokes 😇
Q: Why did the angel get a computer?
A: To install the pearly gates software.
Q: What do you call a short angel?
A: Angel-bite-sized.
Q: Why did the angel join the choir?
A: He heard they were looking for more heavenly voices.
Q: How do you get an angel to laugh?
A: Tell a divine joke.
Q: Where do fashionable angels buy their clothes?
A: Heaven’s boutique.
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A: “Happy birth-deity!”
Q: Why did the angel fail his music class?
A: He played his trumpet too heraldly.
Q: What do you call an overweight angel?
A: Angel-fluffy.
Q: What did the romantic angel say to his girlfriend?
A: “I’m fallen for you.”
Q: How do angels communicate over long distances?
A: They use the prayer-phone.
Q: What’s an angel’s favorite type of candy?
A: Heavenly delights.
Sigma Experience: Whenever we’d find a bag of candy at home, my little sister would call them ‘heavenly delights.’ It was her sweet way of making us all feel like angels! 😇🍬😄
Q: How do angels keep their robes so white?
A: They bleach them in the clouds.
Q: How do angels take their tea?
A: Devinely.
Q: What do you call an angel who likes desserts?
A: Angelato.
Ultra Pro Experience: My niece has a sweet tooth and a vivid imagination. She once told me that angels who love desserts must be called ‘Angelato,’ like gelato but with a heavenly twist!😇🍨😄
Q: Why was the angel good at sports?
A: Because he had celestial aim.
Q: What’s an angel’s favorite type of math?
A: Angel-metry.
Q: Why did the angel sit on the computer?
A: To keep an eye on the mouse!
Heaven-sent humor 😇
Q: How do angels answer the phone?
A: “Halo?”
Q: How do angels keep their gowns wrinkle-free?
A: They use divine iron.
Q: What kind of songs do angels sing on their birthday?
A: Hymns.
Q: Why did the angel invest in a tech startup?
A: He wanted to have a stake in the cloud.
Have a heavenly pun that’s too good to keep to yourself? Share it with us like this one!
A: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Halo!
Q: What’s an angel’s favorite flower?
A: Holy-ocks.
Exploring “Angel puns” has felt simply divine! Did they brighten up your day or make your wings flutter with laughter? We’d love to hear your thoughts. Sharing is caring, and your feedback helps our humor soar even higher! 👼🌟
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