Christmas, as soon as you encounter this word a spark of happiness hits your mind and soul. Anything is very plain and simple without puns.
Therefore, christmas is incomplete without the puns, it brings that element of being funny and happy at the same time. Below mentioned are some Christmas puns you can use while you wish your loved ones.
Funny Christmas Puns
Q: What’s the most important rule for our Christmas Eve party?
A: Bring gifts and blessings, and definitely not grudges.
Q: What’s essential for our Christmas party?
A: Wines, not whines!
Q: What’s the theme for our Christmas party this year?
A: Beer, good spirits, and Christmas trees. But no needle pines, please!
Q: What do you call someone who confuses the Christmas song with a jungle?
A: Someone who can’t tell “Jingle Bells” from “Jungle Bells”.
Q: What’s the policy for gifts and food this Christmas?
A: No gift, good food. Keep the spirit alive!
Q: What’s the latest fashion faux pas this winter?
A: Being “fur-getful” and forgetting your fur jacket.
Q: What did you call that person who misunderstood the party theme?
A: The fearsome snow ghost!
Q: What doesn’t Santa bring on Christmas?
A: Business capital. He brings presents, not investments!
Q: What did the bride-to-be mistakenly write on the Christmas card?
A: Marry Christmas!
Q: What am I done with this Christmas?
A: Selfish people. It’s all about happiness and food!
Q: What do you call a dear friend named Anna during Christmas?
A: Deer Anna, of course!
Q: How was the Christmas party?
A: Full of ice-cool and nice men.
Q: What’s the rule for presents this Christmas?
A: Don’t be elfish, or rather, selfish. Santa is watching!
Q: How was meeting the boys this Christmas?
A: It was “ice” meeting them!
Q: Why did the kid dressed as Santa get a huge round of applause?
A: It was a Santa-plause moment.
Q: How does the house look this Christmas?
A: Absolutely tree-mendous!
Q: What’s Christmas all about?
A: Santa on a sleigh, not people looking to slay.
Q: How should you act this Christmas?
A: Be elf-less, or in other words, selfless.
Q: What’s the biggest blessing from Jesus this Christmas?
A: Enough blessings that you don’t need a shower until the next Christmas.
Q: How was the Christmas carol this year?
A: So peaceful, even coral seems displeasing in comparison.
Q: What’s the most anticipated thing about Christmas?
A: Good food, especially cakes. Though, be careful about the weight!
Q: How do most people greet you on Christmas on social media?
A: They say “Marry Christmas” instead of “Merry Christmas”.
Q: What’s the one thing you don’t want this Christmas?
A: Needle pines and no wines!
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas?
A: Sandy Claws.
Q: Why did the snowman want a divorce?
A: His wife was ice-cold.
Q: How did the ornament go to school on Christmas?
A: By icicle.
Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: A wrapper!
Q: Why did Santa’s helper see a therapist?
A: Because he had low “elf” esteem.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What did the gingerbread man use to mend his torn pants?
A: Cookie cutters.
Q: How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free?
A: Claus starch.
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed a trim.
Q: What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes?
A: A “Comed-deer”.
Q: What kind of photos does Santa take?
A: Elfies.
Q: Why was the Christmas ornament addicted to Christmas?
A: It was hooked!
Q: What do you call Santa when he loses his pants?
A: Saint Knickerless.
Q: What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
A: Get out of my face!
Q: How does Santa keep his suits clean?
A: He uses Claus-tarch.
Q: Why was the computer cold during Christmas?
A: It left its Windows open.
Q: What did the snowman eat for breakfast?
A: Ice Krispies.
Q: What’s a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night.
Q: How do snowmen get around town during Christmas?
A: By riding an “icicle”.
Q: Why was the math book sad during Christmas?
A: It had too many problems.
Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?
A: It had tinselitis.
Q: How do you lift someone’s Christmas spirit?
A: Yule-lift!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman.
Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the school?
A: To become a smart cookie.
Q: Why did the Christmas tree feel embarrassed?
A: It saw the presents under its branches.
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: Why did Rudolph study so hard at school?
A: He wanted to be “enlightened.”
Q: How do you know if Santa is in the room?
A: You can sense his “presents.”
Q: What’s Santa’s favorite snack?
A: Crisp Pringles.
Q: Why did the ornament go to school?
A: To be a little tree-smarter!
Q: What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
A: Claus-trophobic.
Q: Why did the snowman want to go to school?
A: To become a little cooler.
Q: What says, “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
A: Santa walking backward!
Q: What do elves use to take notes in school?
A: Their elf-abet.
Q: Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”?
A: Because Frost bites!
Q: What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!
Q: How does Santa capture all his memories?
A: Through his North Polaroid.
Q: Why was the mitten so good at Christmas music?
A: Because it had the best hand-bells.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker?
A: Frosty the Dough-man.
Q: What do snowmen call their fancy annual dance?
A: The Snowball.
Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
A: He was picking his nose!
Q: How do sheep say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: Why was the candy cane so expensive?
A: It was in mint condition.
Q: What do you call a reindeer who tells jokes?
A: A comedi-deer.
Q: What do you call an elf who loves to sing?
A: A wrapper!
Q: How does a snowman get around town?
A: By riding an “icicle.”
Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling a little crummy.
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claws!
Q: Why do Christmas trees like to knit?
A: Because they’re so good at “stitching” pine needles.
Q: What’s a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: “Silent Night.”
Q: Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
A: He parked his sleigh in a “snow parking” zone!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman.
Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
A: “Quit hanging around!”
Q: How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free?
A: He uses Claus-tarch.
Q: What’s the best thing about Christmas break?
A: No “el-f” exams!
Q: Why did the turkey join the Christmas band?
A: He had the drumsticks.
Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
A: Santa Pause!
Q: Why did the elf put his computer on his sleigh?
A: He wanted to browse the web while flying.
Q: What do you call a snowman who can play the piano?
A: Frosty the Pianoman.
Q: How do snowmen greet each other?
A: “Ice to meet you!”
Q: What did one ornament say to the other?
A: “I like hanging with you.”
Q: Why did Rudolph become a hipster?
A: He was tired of being mainstream, but he still wanted to light the way!
Q: Why was the math book sad during Christmas?
A: It had too many problems to solve before the holidays.
Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
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