You must be aware of the proverb- every cloud has a silver lining. Well, the silver lining is these hilarious cloud puns.
On a rainy day, a cup of tea and some of these cloud puns are all you need to have a great time by yourself or with others.
Funny Cloud Jokes
Q: Why did the cloud stay calm during the storm?
A: Because it didn’t want to precipitate things.
Q: How do clouds stay connected?
A: Wi-fi. (Water-filled Internet)
Q: Why did the cloud join a talent show?
A: It wanted to be a star in the sky-light.
Q: What do clouds use to spice up their conversations?
A: Thunder-tones.
Q: Why was the cloud so good at school?
A: It was outstanding in its field of precipitation.
Q: What did one cloud say to the other?
A: You crack me up, mate!
Q: What’s a cloud’s favorite instrument?
A: The rain-drum.
Q: How do clouds greet each other?
A: “Hey! Long time no see.”
Q: Why did the cloud get a promotion?
A: It had the best silver lining in its presentations.
Q: What did the thunder say to the cloud?
A: Stop stealing my thunder!
Q: Why was the cloud always unhappy?
A: Because it had too many stormy thoughts.
Q: How do clouds stay in shape?
A: By evaporating their extra weight.
Q: Why did the cloud get kicked out of the squad?
A: It was too rain-dom.
Q: Why was the cloud always calm?
A: It would just drizzle out its problems.
Q: Why did the cloud go on a diet?
A: It wanted to have a light and fluffy figure.
Q: How do clouds prepare their hair?
A: With a comb-ulus!
Q: What did the tornado say to the cloud?
A: “Wanna twist?”
Q: How do clouds surprise each other?
A: With sudden showers!
Q: What’s a cloud’s favorite type of music?
A: Anything with a good beat and lightning.
Q: Why did the cloud apply for a job?
A: It wanted to make it rain.
Q: What did the cloud wear to the fancy ball?
A: A rain-bowtie.
Q: Why did the cloud become a teacher?
A: To help students soar to new heights.
Q: What do you call a cloud that’s become a detective?
A: Sherlock Mist.
Q: Why did the cloud stay home from the party?
A: It felt overcast.
Q: How do clouds show affection?
A: With a small shower of hugs and kisses.
Q: Why did the cloud get bad grades?
A: It kept raining on the parade.
Q: How did the cloud ask its crush out?
A: “Do you want to be the rainbow to my cloud?”
Q: Why was the cloud so funny?
A: It had lightning-fast wit.
Q: What did the cloud say after a break-up?
A: “I guess we are mist for each other.”
Q: What’s a cloud’s favorite color?
A: Light blue, but sometimes they grey-vitate towards darker shades.
Q: How did the cloud show its appreciation?
A: It rained applause!
Q: Why did the cloud audition for the talent show?
A: It wanted to show its flare!
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning?
A: “You brighten up my day!”
Q: How does a cloud stay safe online?
A: With strong encryp-rain.
Q: What did one cloud say to another during a disagreement?
A: “Stop storming off!”
Q: Why did the cloud get an award?
A: For outstanding precipitation.
Q: Why was the cloud always calm during a crisis?
A: It knew how to keep its cool under pressure.
Q: What’s a cloud’s favorite type of pie?
A: Skyberry.
Q: How do clouds keep their pants up?
A: With a rainbow belt.
Q: Why was the cloud such a good dancer?
A: It had smooth moves, like cirrusly smooth.
Q: What did the cloud wear to impress its date?
A: A silver lining.
Q: What’s a cloud’s favorite game?
A: Hide and mist.
Q: Why did the cloud go to school?
A: To improve its cirro-cumulus-tances.
Q: What’s a cloud’s favorite candy?
A: Raindrops.
Q: How do clouds say goodbye?
A: “See you up in the sky!”
Q: What did the storm cloud say to its friend?
A: “I’ve got a thunderful feeling about this.”
Q: Why was the cloud feeling down?
A: It was feeling a bit overcast.
Q: How do clouds relax after a long day?
A: They just drift away.
Q: What did the cloud use to take notes?
A: A rain pen.
Q: What did the romantic cloud write in its diary?
A: “Tonight, I met a sunset that took my breath away.”
Q: Why did the cloud get in trouble in school?
A: For sky-pping class.
Q: What’s a cloud’s favorite day of the week?
A: Wet-nesday.
Q: How do clouds express their love?
A: “You’re the silver lining to my cloudy days.”
Q: What type of stories do clouds tell?
A: Tall tales of thunder and lightning.
Q: Why was the cloud feeling fluffy and light?
A: It just lost a few rain pounds!
Q: Why did the cloud fail the exam?
A: It was too foggy on the details.
Q: What do clouds use to brush their hair?
A: A wind comb.
Q: How did the cloud apologize for making a scene?
A: It rained tears of sorrow.
Q: What did the cloud say when asked about its mood?
A: “I’m feeling a bit cloudy-headed today.”
Q: Why did the cloud apply for a bank loan?
A: It wanted to go up in the world.
Q: What do clouds wear under their shorts?
A: Thunderwear!
Q: How do clouds greet each other?
A: “Hi there, mist you!”
Q: Why did the cloud stay at home?
A: It was feeling under the weather.
Q: What type of songs do clouds sing?
A: Anything that’s topping the charts!
Q: What did the lightning bolt say to the cloud?
A: “You’re so electrifying!”
Q: How do clouds stay in shape?
A: They keep on cirrus-cising.
Q: Why did the cloud join the gym?
A: It wanted to get rain fit.
Q: Why was the cloud always so calm?
A: It could rise above any situation.
Q: What did the cloud say after a breakup?
A: “It’s not you, it’s cumulus.”
Q: Why was the cloud such a great friend?
A: It always went with the flow.
Q: How did the cloud ask someone out on a date?
A: “Are you up for some cloud nine dining tonight?”
Q: What’s a cloud’s favorite type of joke?
A: Anything that causes a storm of laughter.
Q: Why was the cloud always getting into arguments?
A: It had a stormy disposition.
Q: Why did the cloud get a promotion at work?
A: It was outstanding in its field.
Q: How do clouds remain positive?
A: They always find the silver lining.
Q: Why did the cloud sit in the shade?
A: It didn’t want to be sun-struck.
Q: What do you call a cloud’s reflection?
A: A mist-take.
Q: How do young clouds show respect to older clouds?
A: They rain their praises on them.
Q: Why did the cloud get in trouble at school?
A: It was too high.
Q: What did the cloud say during a pep talk?
A: “Keep your head in the sky and feet on the ground.”
Q: How do you impress a cloud?
A: Stay grounded.
Q: Why did the cloud break up with the sun?
A: It was tired of being overshadowed.
Q: What did the mama cloud say to the baby cloud?
A: “Lighten up!”
Q: How do clouds flirt?
A: They cast a sultry shadow.
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