Get ready to unbox a whole new level of laughter🤣 with these delivery puns that’ll have you parcel-ticularly chuckling! Whether you’re a courier, a mail enthusiast, or just love a good pun, these quips will ensure that your day is first-class all the way.
Prepare to stamp out boredom and sign for a package📦 of fun, because these delivery puns are expressly designed to keep you giggling!
The reputation of any business can be increased significantly in case the parcel is delivered at the correct time. In the following paragraphs, we have highlighted some interesting delivery🚚 puns.
Q: What is common between a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist?
A: They both smell it but can’t consume it.
Q: Why can’t you make abortion jokes?
A: Because there’s no delivery!
Q: What’s the name of my cocaine delivery service?
Q: Why is childbirth called “delivery”?
A: It should be “takeout”!
Q: What’s my alcoholic beverage delivery service called?
Q: What did my nephew say he wants to be when he grows up?
A: A pool skimmer or pizza delivery boy.
Q: Why don’t I like delivery jokes?
A: They take too long!
Q: What’s the name of my delivery service for big packages?
Q: Why did the mailman become upset when I mentioned Parcelona?
A: The secret to a good mailman joke is in the delivery.
Q: Why are delivery jokes not funny to me?
A: Because they take me up to 5 working days to get!
Q: What happened when a UPS delivery girl said my father had a big package?
A: My mother got upset!
Q: What’s seen by a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy every day?
A: Yeasty crust.
Q: If Hooters had a delivery option, what would it be called?
Q: What’s the secret to a good mailman joke?
A: The delivery!
Q: What happened when my delivery driver was all smiles until I signed the touchscreen?
A: He got crazy and shouty, and I got scared!
Q: Why do I prefer dating pizza delivery boys?
A: At least they have a job, a vehicle, and pizza!
Q: What’s a good joke about delivery, and why can’t I tell it?
A: It’s great, but it’s about anything except abortion!
Q: What’s common between a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist?
A: They can smell it but can’t consume it.
Q: Why did the UPS delivery girl bring a large roll of bubble wrap to the office?
A: She just wanted to pop it in the corner, which took her 3 hours!
Q: Why did the delivery boy take up a part-time job as a magician?
A: He told people to pick a card, but their card would be revealed in 3 to 6 business days!
Q: Why do we call childbirth “delivery”?
A: It should have been called “takeout” instead!
Q: What will I name my cocaine delivery service?
Q: What’s the latest on Amazon’s delivery by drones?
A: They’ll make deliveries within “months,” but there’s so much for the subsequent day delivery!
Q: Have you heard about the cattle delivery service?
A: Sorry, I butchered that delivery!
Q: What’s my job as a delivery man for Kohler?
A: Spending hours at doorsteps and lobbies, waiting for people to accept their deliveries. Let it sink in.
Q: What’s wrong with delivery jokes, according to you?
A: It takes me up to 5 working days to get them!
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