Get ready for a dino-mite time as we take a trip back to the Jurassic era of humor! Prepare to laugh your tails off with our roar-some collection of dinosaur🦕 puns that are guaranteed to have you in st-eggs!
So buckle up and hold onto your tricera-tops, because these puns will be off the scale! You might even find yourself exclaiming, “Oh my dino-saurs, these are too funny🤣!”
Below are some puns that will help you identify and acknowledge how these creatures lived in their era.
Funny Dinosaur Puns
Q: What will the child who burned his toe during the dinosaur age be called?
A: The child who was burned will be called Born-Toe-Saurus.
Q: If a dinosaur dressed robber came to rob a bank with explosives, what would those explosives be called?
A: The explosives would be called din-o-mite!
Q: What would a dinosaur girlfriend say when her boyfriend hurts her?
A: She would say, “You made my heart sour!”
Q: What grades would dinosaur students be given?
A: Dinosaur students would be given grades as “good,” “fair,” and “rexcellent.”
Q: What would you call a dinosaur that never gives up and keeps trying until he achieves an appropriate outcome?
A: That dinosaur would be called “Try-Try-Try-Cerotops.”
Q: What would a dinosaur be called who does not have eyes and cannot see?
A: That dinosaur would be called “Non-Eye-Saur.”
Q: What would a park be called if it has both dinosaurs and pigs in it?
A: The park would be called “Jurassic Pork.”
Q: What would a dish be called that consists of both dinosaur and pig meat?
A: The dish would be called “Baconsaur.”
Q: What kind of soup would a dinosaur prepare for a soup party?
A: The dinosaur would prepare a “Hot and Saur” soup.
Q: What did a dinosaur order on t-shirts for his friend, and what would be written on the t-shirts?
A: The t-shirts would have “Extinct Together and Forever” written on them.
Q: What would a shop be named if it is of a dinosaur and sells t-shirts and blouses?
A: The shop would be called “Trysaurus Store.”
Q: What would an event be called if a group of dinosaurs goes shopping in a mall?
A: The event would be called “Dino Shopping.”
Q: What drink would a dinosaur and his girlfriend order when they go out for drinks?
A: They would order “Rex on The Beach.”
Q: What carpenter tool would a dinosaur use?
A: The dinosaur carpenter would use a “Dino-Saw.”
Q: What do you name a T. Rex that refuses to give up?
A: We call it a “saur loser.”
Q: What’s the name of a dinosaur with only one eye?
A: It is called the “Do-you-think-he-saurus.”
Q: Who would set Jurassic Park ablaze?
A: Really? A dino might.
Q: What is the name for a dinosaur with a good vocabulary?
A: We call it a “thesaurus.”
Q: Why does a dinosaur from Jurassic Park feel like a dinosaur from Jurassic Park when going to a restaurant alone?
A: Because everyone is there to observe it consume food.
Q: Did the time of the dinosaurs really exist?
A: Absolutely, Jurassic did.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?
A: They are called “Mega-Sore-Ass.”
Q: What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?
A: They are called “tyranno-choir-us.”
Q: Which dinosaur is a kid’s favorite?
A: It is a “Toys ‘R’ Us.”
Q: How can a dinosaur be kept a secret from the authorities?
A: By behaving in a “jurassic” manner and taking appropriate measures.
Q: How much does a Jurassic World admission ticket cost?
A: A leg and an arm.
Q: What do you call a herpes-positive female dinosaur?
A: We call it “dina sore.”
Q: Why is it impossible to hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?
A: Because the pee in the word is silent!
Q: When a dinosaur is involved in a vehicle accident, what do you call it?
A: We call it a “wreck tyrannosaurus!”
Q: What kind of dinosaur is the scariest?
A: It is a “Terror-dactyl.”
Q: Why don’t dinosaurs ever become fat?
A: It is because they have scales all around them.
Q: What do you call a small, spiky dinosaur that went down some stairs?
A: We call it the “Ankle-is-sore-us.”
Q: After a breakup, what do you name a dinosaur?
A: We call it the “Tyrannosaurus the ex.”
Q: What results from the combination of explosives and a tyrannosaurus rex?
A: It results in a “Dino-mite.”
Q: To the cashier, what did the dinosaur say?
A: It said to keep the climate change.
Q: What do you name a dinosaur’s ghost?
A: We call it a “Scaredyctyl.”
Q: Why was the little dinosaur acting moody?
A: It is because of their teenage “Roa Rmones.”
Q: Where did the dino clown get employment?
A: It got employment at the “carnivore.”
Q: What will the whores in the dinosaur community be called?
A: The community of those whores will be called “Dino-Whore.”
Q: If there is a sale in the dinosaur mall, what will that sale be called?
A: The sale will be called “Mega-Sale-Saur.”
Q: What will the dinosaur be called who writes theorems?
A: These dinosaurs will be called “theoremsaurus.”
Q: What will be the dinosaur called who fixes bulbs and is an electrician?
A:He will be called “bulbasaurus.”
Q: Some troops of dinosaurs were declared as terrorists, what will those dinosaurs be called?
A: These dinosaurs will be called “terrordactyles.”
Q: Why do dinosaurs make the most efficient computers?
A: This is because they have the most powerful and efficient RAM!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: To get to the dino-store!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus!
Q: How do you organize a dinosaur party?
A: You plan-et!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mood?
A: A tyranno-sore-us!
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Because the P is silent!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an identity crisis?
A: An anonymous-rex!
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: A do-you-think-he-saurus!
Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
A: Because it was an early bird!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a good listener?
A: All ears-aurus!
Q: How do you ask a dinosaur out to lunch?
A: “Tea, Rex?”
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a great smile?
A: A dino-mite grin!
Q: Why don’t dinosaurs make good pets?
A: They’re dino-snore!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
A: Jurassic Pork!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: A try-try-try-ceratops!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of jokes?
A: A ptero-funny-actyl!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that loves math?
A: A calcula-saurus!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s always on time?
A: A punctual-raptor!
Q: What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of music?
A: Raptor’s delight!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is polite and well-mannered?
A: A please-iosaur!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that loves sweets?
A: A dessert-a-saurus!
Q: Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
A: He had a dino-sore throat!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur who’s a great detective?
A: A sherlock-bones!
Q: Why are dinosaurs terrible at soccer?
A: They always dinosaur!
Q: Why did the dinosaur refuse to fight?
A: He was a dino-saur loser!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: It is called the Do-you-think-he-saurus!
Q: Who would set Jurassic Park ablaze?
A: Really? A dino might.
Q: What is the name for a dinosaur with a good vocabulary?
A: We call it a thesaurus.
Q: What does an apneic sleep dinosaur do?
A: We tell that he dino-snores.
Q: Why does a dinosaur from Jurassic Park feel like a dinosaur from Jurassic Park when going to a restaurant alone?
A: Because everyone is there to observe it consume food.
Q: Did the time of the dinosaurs really exist?
A: Absolutely, Jurassic did.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?
A: They are called “Mega-Sore-Ass.”
Q: What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?
A: They are called “tyranno-choir-us.”
Q: Which dinosaur is a kid’s favorite?
A: It is a “Toys ‘R’ Us.”
Q: How can a dinosaur be kept a secret from the authorities?
A: By behaving in a “jurassic” manner and taking appropriate measures.
Q: How much does a Jurassic World admission ticket cost?
A: A leg and an arm.
Q: What do you call a herpes-positive female dinosaur?
A: We call it “dina sore.”
Q: Why is it impossible to hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?
A: Because the pee in the word is silent!
Q: When a dinosaur is involved in a vehicle accident, what do you call it?
A: We call it a “wreck tyrannosaurus!”
Q: What kind of dinosaur is the scariest?
A: It is a “Terror-dactyl.”
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