Easter is one of the most sought-after holidays, and it is full of fluffy chicks🐣, colorful eggs, and Easter bunnies🐇.
With so many captivating customs for Easter, it is likewise normal that there will be plenty of humorous Easter puns out there. Let us see some of them right here👇🏻.
Funny Easter Puns
Q: What is the preferred food of the Easter Bunny for breakfast?
A: IHOP.
Q: A bunny suffering from fleas is known as what?
A: A Bugs Bunny.
Q: How is it possible for an Easter Bunny to dry off?
A: Using a hare dryer.
Q: What did the Easter egg hide as when it was young?
A: It hid since it had been a small chicken.
Q: The Easter Bunny studies medicine at which university?
A: Johns Hopkins.
Q: What happens when the Easter bunny misbehaves in class?
A: He was eggspelled.
Q: How many Easter eggs can be placed within an empty basket?
A: Only a single since it will not be empty anymore.
Q: What is the type of jewelry worn by Easter Bunny?
A: 14 Carrot Gold.
Q: Which holiday comes right after Easter in the dictionary?
A: Valentine’s Day.
Q: When telling a joke to Easter bunny, what might happen?
A: He might crack up in the long run.
Q: How can the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
A: By doing eggs-cercise, particularly hare-obics.
Q: Why won’t Easter eggs go out after dark?
A: They do not like to get beaten up.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny dry off?
A: Using a hare dryer.
Q: What does the Easter Bunny like to do to stay in shape?
A: Eggs-ercise, especially hare-obics.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny make sure he looks his best?
A: He uses a hare dryer to style his fur.
Q: What did the Easter Bunny do when he caused trouble in school?
A: He got eggspelled.
Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite place to go for breakfast?
A: IHOP (International House of Pancakes).
Q: What do you call a bunny with fleas?
A: A Bugs Bunny.
Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite music genre?
A: Hip Hop.
Q: Why don’t Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don’t want to get beaten up.
Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of jewelry?
A: 14 Carrot Gold.
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide when it was young?
A: Because it was a little chicken.
Q: Where did the Easter Bunny study medicine?
A: At Johns Hopkins.
Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of dance?
A: Hare-obics.
Q: How many Easter eggs can fit in an empty basket?
A: Only one, because then it’s not empty anymore.
Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite way to send messages?
A: Hare-mail.
Q: What did the Easter egg say when it was asked about its Easter plans?
A: “I’m egg-cited!”
Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep in shape for all that hopping?
A: He does egg-cercise.
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny start a fitness regimen?
A: To make sure he’s egg-stra fit for all that hopping!
Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of party?
A: An eggstravaganza!
Q: What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes on Easter?
A: A funny bunny!
Q: What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A: “It’s been nice gnawing you!”
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder to the Easter egg hunt?
A: Because he wanted to go egg-streme egg hunting!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all those eggs so quickly?
A: He has hare-brushes!
Q: What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?
A: A practical yolker!
Q: What does the Easter Bunny do when his eggs don’t turn out perfectly?
A: He has an eggs-istential crisis!
Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Q: What did one Easter egg say to the other?
A: “You crack me up!”
Q: What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A: A funny bunny, of course!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so good at making baskets?
A: He had a lot of practice hopping around!
Q: What kind of stories do rabbits like to hear?
A: Ones that have a hoppy ending!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny become a vegetarian?
A: He didn’t want to eat his own relatives!
Q: What did the Easter Bunny say to the garden?
A: “Lettuce have an egg-citing Easter!”
Q: What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?
A: A receding hare-line!
Q: How did the Easter Bunny paint all those eggs so quickly?
A: He used hare spray!
Q: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music to dance to?
A: Hip-hop!
Q: What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A: “It’s been nice gnawing you!”
Q: What do you call a rabbit who likes to tell jokes?
A: A funny bunny!
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