108+ Best Fall Puns That Are More Spice-Tacular Than You Think!

We love❤️ the autumn season because it’s the best time of the year and there’s a lot to celebrate. Well, this year, you could probably use one of these fall puns!

From pumpkins🎃 to gourds, from pies to chai, fall puns have jokes about everything associated with the fall. We hope you will love almost all of these fall puns!

Funny Fall Puns

Q: When does autumn occur?
A: Autumn is the best time to fall in love.

Q: How does autumn affect things?
A: Autumn has arrived, and all hell is baking loose.

Q: How did the boss react during autumn meetings?
A: During autumn meetings, the boss would say, “Okay then. Let’s fall it a day!”

Funny Fall Puns For Kids

Q: What happened to the couple who got married in autumn?
A: They got married in autumn and lived apple-y ever after.

Q: What did the autumn wind ask for at the bookstore?
A: The autumn wind went to the bookstore and said, “Do you have ‘The Fall of The Wild’?”

Q: How did it feel to recall the good times of last autumn?
A: It’s fall about the good times we had last autumn.
My Experience: Reminds me of a cozy evening with my family as we gathered around the fireplace to reminisce about the joys of the past autumn. 🍂🍁😄

Q: How did the person feel when they were left hanging?
A: I hate it when she leaf-s me hanging like that!

Q: What’s wonderful about the autumn season?
A: I love the autumn season. It’s wonder-fall.

Q: Why was the furniture expected to arrive during autumn?
A: We are expecting the furniture to be de-leaf-ivered during the autumn season this year.

Hilarious Fall Puns For Kids

Q: What did the person do after exams were over?
A: Exams are over. I can finally breathe a sigh of re-leaf now!

Q: When was the person born who didn’t want to do yard work?
A: She was born in the month of May-ple.

Q: What did the person say about the pumpkin?
A: I knew the pumpkin could bake my day.

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Q: How did the pumpkin react when he won a competition?
A: There was a competition and the pumpkin won the first pies!

Q: What did the lawyer say during the competition?
A: The lawyer stood up and said, “Excuse me! Pie beg to differ!”

Q: What can’t money buy?
A: Money can’t pie happiness.

Incredible Fall Puns For Kids

Q: What did the person see as far as their pies could see?
A: As far as my pies could see, there was no one around.

Q: Why did the woman keep her baby with her?
A: She always kept her baby with her because he was the apple pie of her eye.

Q: Why did they have to be cautious during the fall?
A: They had to be cautious during the fall because there were s-pie-s all around.

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Q: What did the autumn wind order at the coffee shop?
A: The autumn wind went to the coffee shop and said,” Can I have a pumpkin spice-a-latte?”

Q: When should you pumpkin spice things up?
A: Now and then, you must pumpkin spice things up to keep the spark alive.

Q: What did the person think of the house renovation during the fall?
A: She renovated her house during the fall. I think it was spicely done.

Goofy Fall Puns For Kids

Q: What should you do when you can’t catch something?
A: You can chai, but you will never catch me.

Q: What did the person keep doing until someone listened?
A: She decided to keep chai-ng until he listened to her.

Q: How did the robber feel after escaping?
A: The robber heaved a chai of relief when he saw that no one was following him anymore.

Q: When do witches bow down?
A: The witches only bow down in the fall.
Pro Experience: Reminds me of a Halloween celebration with my cousins, where we decided to create a spooky-themed skit. 🧙‍♀️🍂😄

Q: Why have they been busy during the fall?
A: We’ve been very busy this fall. It is impossible to carve out time, even if we want to.

Q: How was the pumpkin dressed for the party?
A: The pumpkin was wearing a gourd-geous dress.

Amusing Fall Puns For Kids

Q: What do you do when the beach is kale-ing you?
A: I need a vacation this fall. I think the beach is kale-ing me!

Q: What would you say when you want more pie from your mother?
A: “Maize I have another pie, Mother?”

Q: What was happening at the pie shop?
A: Nobody could enter the pie shop because there were gourds at the door.

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Q: When do you have to pie?
A: You have to pie when life is gourd!

Q: What did the person say about the robbery?
A: “Did you hear about the robbery?” Shhhh… mum’s the word!”

Q: How did the person feel about the fall this year?
A: “Oh, my gourd! How beautiful the fall is this year!”

Silly Fall Puns For Kids

Q: How did the person react to being asked to clean up fallen leaves?
A: Leaves were in love with autumn. They kept falling for it.

Q: What did the turkey do after Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey could eat no more because he was stuffed.

Q: What should you do with Thanksgiving leftovers?
A: You have to quit cold turkey! Those Thanksgiving leftovers are not for you.

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Q: What kind of dishes did the pumpkins make?
A: Every fall, my pumpkin friend would make fowl dishes.

Q: How does someone change?
A: You cannot change me. I yam what I yam.

Q: What makes someone fall-ish?
A: She is the most fall-ish girl I’ve ever seen!

Childish Fall Puns For Kids

Q: What did the pumpkin wear to the Halloween party?
A: The pumpkin wore a nice harvest to the Halloween party.

Q: What does the teacher ask the pumpkins to do?
A: The teacher asked the pumpkin,” Do you know the value of pie?”

Q: What was the pumpkin doing at the party?
A: The pumpkin was ghosting to a party.
Sigma Experience: Reminds me of a family Halloween bash where my dad, in a moment of playful creativity. 🎃👻😄

Q: How did the person feel about the beautiful fall?
A: “Aww shucks! Why is this fall so beautiful?”

Q: What happened to the person’s father when there were fallen leaves in the garden?
A: Leaves were in love with autumn. They kept falling for it.

Q: Who works at the gas station nearby?
A: We have a gas station nearby where all the pumpkins work.

Amazing Fall Puns For Kids

Q: What did the ghosts make for the party?
A: The ghosts made a boo-berry cake for the party.

Q: Who won the ‘Mummy Of The Year’ award at a Halloween party?
A: The pumpkin mother won the ‘Mummy Of The Year’ award at a Halloween party.

Q: What is the autumn like this year?
A: The fall this year is amazing!

Q: How did the person feel about the beauty of the fall?
A: “Oh please! Cut the crop!”

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Q: What do trees do when autumn arrives?
A: The tree will soon turn-ip over a new leaf.

Q: What did the person do with the pumpkin?
A: I jacked the pumpkin on its head.

Q: What’s the best time for Humpty and Dumpty to have a great fall?
A: Autumn is the best time for Humpty and Dumpty to have a great fall.

Q: What did the person say about the gym trainer and the pumpkin?
A: The gym trainer got the pumpkin jacked during his workout.

Best Fall Puns For Kids

Q: What are the pumpkins building this fall?
A: This fall, the pumpkins are building new autumn-mated robots.

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Q: How did the person feel when the fall ended?
A: The fall was over. I guess every gourd thing has to come to an end.

Q: What did the person say about the pumpkin?
A: The pumpkin did not have the guts to face his enemies.

Q: Where did the autumn wind go online?
A: The pumpkin created a new account on autumn-bler.

Q: How did the person feel about autumn?
A: She was apple-solutely sure that the pumpkin was not at home.

Falling for “Fall Puns” has been a leaf-tacular experience! Did they autumn-matically make you laugh or leaf you with a smile?

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