Gifts are something that we present to our friends as well as near and dear ones to show our love❤️ and respect to them.
There can be various types of gifts🎁 ranging from gadgets, and cosmetics to garments. Here, we have mentioned some intriguing gift puns that you should not ignore after all.
Funny Gift Puns
Q: Who was Katherine Johnson?
A: A gifted mathematician.
Q: Why did the speaker buy a candle for their sweetheart?
A: To avoid giving a stupid gift.
Q: Why are there many gift items on the Ellen show?
A: Because the host’s name is Ellen the Generous.
Q: What happened when the speaker opened a gift shop on an iceberg?
A: It was liquidated.
Q: Why is a T-shirt ideal for weightlifters?
A: It flatters them regardless of size.
Q: How does the speaker plan to send gifts on Valentine’s Day?
A: Telepathically.
Q: What nickname is given to a friend skilled at constructing horse enclosures?
A: “Stable genius.”
Q: What was the gift the speaker received on their birthday?
A: A whistle.
Q: Why does Santa carry a big bag of gifts at all times?
A: He presents himself that way.
Q: What part of the agreement entitles you to free gifts?
A: The Santa Clause.
Q: Why does Santa give unattractive gifts to naughty children?
A: He’s not “coal” with them.
Q: What gift did the father give his sister who was going to Iraq?
A: A bag, and she joked about “Baghdad.”
Q: What gift did the wife request from her husband for her business trip to London?
A: It’s not specified in the joke.
Q: What is the speaker’s plan for Father’s Day?
A: Hoping children can afford gifts.
Q: What gift does the speaker promise to give on a birthday?
A: An authentic Microsoft Office license.
Q: What is gift-wrapped marijuana humorously called?
A: “Pretty dope.”
Q: What is Henry Cavill’s least favorite game?
A: “Portal.”
Q: What do Canadians humorously say when exchanging gifts?
A: “Just giver.”
Q: What is the traditional gift for a 27th wedding anniversary, humorously?
A: Lead or concrete.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain, humorously?
A: “Gifted.”
Q: Why does the speaker think Harry Potter would do well at the post office?
A: Because he can speak Parceltongue.
Q: What is considered a bad gift for an epileptic adolescent boy, according to the joke?
A: Clap-on lights, as they might trigger seizures.
Q: Why does Santa give unattractive gifts to naughty children, according to the joke?
A: He’s not “coal” with them.
Q: What is the speaker’s plan for Father’s Day, and what is their hope?
A: Hoping children can afford gifts.
Q: What gift does the speaker promise to give on a birthday?
A: An authentic Microsoft Office license.
Q: What is gift-wrapped marijuana humorously called?
A: “Pretty dope.”
Q: What is the least favorite game of Henry Cavill, humorously?
A: “Portal.”
Q: What do Canadians humorously say when exchanging gifts?
A: “Just giver.”
Q: Why was Katherine Johnson famous?
A: She was known for being a gifted mathematician.
Q: What did the speaker buy for their sweetheart and why?
A: They bought a candle to avoid giving any more stupid gifts.
Q: Why are there so many gift items on the Ellen show?
A: Because the host’s name is Ellen the Generous.
Q: What happened when the speaker tried to open a gift shop on an iceberg?
A: It was soon liquidated.
Q: How does the speaker plan to send gifts on Valentine’s Day?
A: They plan to send telepathic gifts because it’s the thought that counts.
Q: Why is the friend who constructs horse enclosures called a “stable genius”?
A: Because they’re skilled at building stables for horses.
Q: What gift did the speaker receive on their birthday and how did they react?
A: They received a whistle, and they sarcastically said, “Oh boy! The thing blows.”
Q: Why is a broken drum considered the best gift?
A: Because it can’t beat anymore, so it won’t make noise.
Q: Why does Santa Claus always carry a big bag of gifts?
A: Because he presents himself that way, as a jolly gift-giver.
Q: What part of the agreement entitles you to free gifts, according to the joke?
A: It’s the Santa Clause, a play on words with “clause.”
Q: What did the father give his sister who was going to Iraq, and how did she react?
A: He gave her a bag, and she humorously thanked him for the “Baghdad.”
Q: What gift did the wife request from her husband for her business trip to London?
A: The husband asked what gift to give, but the joke doesn’t reveal her choice.
Q: What’s the speaker’s plan for Father’s Day, and what is their hope?
A: They hope their children will buy them gifts for Father’s Day and can afford them.
Q: What promise does the speaker make regarding a gift on a birthday?
A: They promise to give an authentic Microsoft Office license as a gift.
Q: What’s gift-wrapped marijuana humorously called?
A: “Pretty dope,” playing on the double meaning of “dope.”
Q: Why is Portal considered Henry Cavill’s least favorite game?
A: The joke doesn’t provide a reason; it’s meant to be humorous.
Q: What do Canadians humorously say when exchanging gifts?
A: “Just giver,” a play on words emphasizing the act of giving.
Q: How did the speaker react when their wife left them but gave them a gift?
A: They weren’t satisfied with the gift and humorously mentioned herpes.
Q: What’s a humorous name for a blonde with half a brain?
A: “Gifted,” playing on the idea that they’re “gifted” with half a brain.
Q: What’s considered a bad gift for an epileptic adolescent boy in the joke?
A: Clap-on lights, as they could potentially trigger seizures.
Q: What’s the speaker’s plan for Father’s Day, and what is their hope?
A: They hope their children will buy them gifts for Father’s Day and can afford them.
Q: What promise does the speaker make regarding a gift on a birthday?
A: They promise to give an authentic Microsoft Office license as a gift.
Q: What’s gift-wrapped marijuana humorously called?
A: “Pretty dope,” playing on the double meaning of “dope.”
Q: Why is Portal considered Henry Cavill’s least favorite game?
A: The joke doesn’t provide a reason; it’s meant to be humorous.
Q: What do Canadians humorously say when exchanging gifts?
A: “Just giver,” a play on words emphasizing the act of giving.
Q: How did the speaker react when their wife left them but gave them a gift?
A: They weren’t satisfied with the gift and humorously mentioned herpes.
Q: What’s a humorous name for a blonde with half a brain?
A: “Gifted,” playing on the idea that they’re “gifted” with half a brain.
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