Welcome to “History Repeats Itself,” a side-splitting sequel to our first round of history puns that’ll have you laughing through the ages!
Get ready to embark on a hilarious journey through time, where we explore the lighter side of history🏺 with a fresh batch of puns.
Puns are already funny in their own way. Although they sound stupid sometimes they always make sure that you laugh out louder every time you hear them.
And history puns are so funny that you’ll never stop laughing😂. So, these history puns below will do the same.
Hilarious History Puns
Q: Who discovered the round table of King Arthur?
A: It was Sir Cumference.
Q: What’s a historian’s favorite type of math?
A: Time tables!
Q: Why did Julius Caesar buy a new toga?
A: He wanted to look like a Roman emperor!
Q: Why did the knight refuse to fight a dragon?
A: He didn’t want to become a knight-mare!
Q: What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!
Q: What do you call a funny Renaissance painter?
A: Leonardo da Vinci-sible!
Q: What’s Napoleon’s favorite dessert?
A: Emperror’s cream puffs!
Q: Why did the archaeologist go broke?
A: Because his career was in ruins!
Q: Why did the medieval king go to therapy?
A: He had too many knight-mares!
Q: What do you call a historian’s favorite snack?
A: Past-achios!
Q: What’s a historian’s favorite type of candy?
A: Time capsules!
Q: Why did the ancient Egyptian wear a wig?
A: To Pharaoh well with his hair!
Q: What’s a historian’s favorite type of fruit?
A: Ancient grapes!
Q: What do you call a funny Viking?
A: A Norse of laughs!
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite type of joke?
A: Sea-r-iously funny puns!
Q: Why did the medieval queen go shopping?
A: She needed some retail therapy!
Q: Why did the ancient Roman become a baker?
A: He loved making Caesar salad!
Q: Why did the knight become a writer?
A: He loved penning heroic tales!
Q: Why did the ancient Egyptian become a dentist?
A: He loved working on mummy-fied teeth!
Q: What’s a historian’s favorite type of flower?
A: An old-fashioned rose!
Q: What’s a historian’s favorite type of transportation?
A: Time travel!
Q: Why did the ancient Greek philosopher become a poet?
A: He was an iambic pentameter!
Q: Why did the medieval blacksmith become a musician?
A: He loved forging new tunes!
Q: What do you call a funny samurai?
A: A warrior of laughs!
Q: Why did the archaeologist study music?
A: He wanted to uncover ancient beats!
Q: What’s a historian’s favorite type of fish?
A: Old-timey tunas!
Q: Why did the knight become a baker?
A: He loved making round tables!
Q: What do you call a prehistoric bird?
A: A dino-tweet!
Q: Why did the ancient Greek inventor become a chef?
A: He loved cooking up new ideas!
Q: What’s a historian’s favorite type of tree?
A: An ancient oak!
Q: Why did the medieval princess become a comedian?
A: She loved telling royal jokes!
Q: What do you call a funny ancient Greek hero?
A: Hilarious!
Q: Why did the archaeologist become a detective?
A: He loved digging up clues!
Q: What’s a historian’s favorite type of flower?
A: An old-fashioned rose!
Q: Why did the knight become a gardener?
A: He wanted to grow knightshades!
Q: What do you call a prehistoric horse?
A: A neigh-anderthal!
Q: Why did the ancient Egyptian become a dentist?
A: He loved working on mummy-fied teeth!
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite type of humor?
A: Jolly-puns!
Q: Why did the medieval jester get in trouble?
A: He couldn’t stop jesting around!
Q: What’s a historian’s favorite type of computer game?
A: Time-travel adventures!
Q: Why did the ancient Roman chef start a restaurant?
A: He wanted to pasta-tively serve the best dishes!
Q: What’s a knight’s favorite type of footwear?
A: Steel-toe boots!
Q: Why did the medieval king always carry a quill?
A: He wanted to be ready for knight-writing!
Q: What do you call an ancient Egyptian ruler who tells jokes?
A: A pun-dit!
Q: Why did the pirate go to the comedy club?
A: He wanted to see a stand-up buccaneer!
Q: What’s a historian’s favorite type of dessert?
A: Time pudding!
Q: Why did the medieval knight bring a ladder to the castle?
A: He wanted to go up in the world!
Q: What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!
Q: Why did the ancient Greek philosopher start a comedy club?
A: He wanted to find the meaning of laughs!
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite type of book?
A: A treasure novel!
Q: Why did the medieval king start a garden?
A: He wanted to grow a kingdom of plants!
Q: What’s a historian’s favorite type of bread?
A: Ancient grains!
Q: Why did the ancient Egyptian become a gardener?
A: He wanted to make the Sphinx grassy!
Q: What do you call a prehistoric chef?
A: A dino-chef!
Q: Why did the knight refuse to fight a giant?
A: He didn’t want to be a tall tale!
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite type of animal?
A: A parrr-rot!
Delving into “History Puns” has been quite the time-traveling adventure! Did they unearth laughter from the past or have you laughing like a modern historian? Your feedback would be as legendary as a historical artifact.
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