Recognize it you enjoy a good pun. A good food pun is one of the funniest things you can say. While this particular wordplay won’t quench your thirst, it can make you laugh😂 and leave you yearning for more.
Fortunately, we’ve come up with a lengthy collection of delicious (and hilarious) lunch🍱 puns that will make you laugh and daydream about your upcoming lunch. Happy eating!
Funny Lunch Puns
Q: How do you have a dino for lunch?
A: You say, “Rex, what’s for tea?”
Q: What was lunch for the vegetarian like?
A: It was a terrible veggie kebab, but the answer is, “I just had falafel.”
Q: What meals are off-limits for breakfast?
A: The answer: Lunch and dinner.
Q: What was said between the two computers at lunch?
A: They said, “We should get a bite to eat, then.”
Q: What was said between the two plates?
A: One plate said, “I’ll buy you lunch!”
Q: What was in Santa’s mother’s school lunch?
A: Homemade cookies, of course!
Q: What happens if your lunch is left in your lunchbox for a few days?
A: The answer is, “The nasty peanut butter sandwich, of course!”
Q: What lunch dish is a golfer’s favorite?
A: A ham sand.
Q: When do space travelers eat?
A: They eat at launch time.
Q: What kind of nuts appears to catch a cold every time?
A: Lunchnet.
Q: What results from placing three ducks in a box?
A: You get a container of quacks for lunch.
Q: What do elves use to prepare sandwiches for lunch?
A: The answer: Shortbread.
Q: How are apple turnovers made?
A: You choke it in lunch.
Q: What do you call a cheese that’s down in the dumps?
A: It’s called Indigo cheese at lunch.
Q: How are well-cared-for cows treated?
A: They provide dirty milk.
Q: What’s the name given to a fake noodle for lunch?
A: The answer is, “the impasta.”
Q: How do snooty veggies react to people when they see them?
A: They turn up their noses for lunch.
Q: What food is ideal for enjoying while lying in bed?
A: The answer: Lunch.
Q: Why does yogurt love going to museums?
A: Because it’s cultured and they have good lunch areas.
Q: Why was the tightrope walker eaten by the cow?
A: Because the cow wanted a well-rounded supper, of course!
Q: What fruit is Dracula’s favorite?
A: The answer: The fruit nectarine.
Q: Did you hear what occurred at the lunch table?
A: The answer: The lunch suffered damage!
Q: Why are snails eaten in France?
A: Because fast food isn’t their favorite.
Q: Why would you ask for a coke and pop rocks as your final meal?
A: So you can have it after lunch.
Q: Why did I invite my whole joint family for lunch?
A: You’re kind of worried about why you invited them in the first place.
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing during lunch.
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you make at Thanksgiving?
A: A turkey club.
Q: Why did the lunchbox blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel for lunch?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog for lunch?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What’s the fastest food?
A: A runner bean.
Q: Why was the math book sad during lunch?
A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
A: “Close the door, I’m dressing!”
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you find in the road?
A: A street food.
Q: Why did the scarecrow become a successful chef?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A blood orange.
Q: What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?
A: A chipmunk.
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate during lunch?
A: “Lunch is on me!”
Q: What’s a sea monster’s favorite dish?
A: Fish and ships.
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue for lunch?
A: To get another rib.
Q: How do you make a hot dog stand?
A: Take away its chair during lunch!
Q: Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
A: To get better buns.
Q: What do you call a group of musical whales that sing during lunch?
A: An orca-stra.
Q: Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
A: Because it ran out of juice!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth for lunch?
A: A gummy bear.
Q: What did the bread say to the butter during lunch?
A: “You’re my butter half!”
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite sandwich for lunch?
A: Peanut butter and hooker jam.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit juice for lunch?
A: Tomato blood.
Q: Why did the lettuce go to the salad bar during lunch?
A: To get a little shredded.
Q: What do you get if you cross a chef and a vampire for lunch?
A: A count spatula.
Q: What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you during lunch?
A: Nacho cheese.
Q: Why did the tomato turn red during lunch?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: How do you make a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch?
A: Just tell it it’s not good enough yet, and it will get toasted!
Q: What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house for lunch?
A: The living room.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A necktarine.
Q: Why don’t oysters donate to charity during lunch?
A: Because they are shellfish.
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you find in your shoe for lunch?
A: Sole food.
Q: How do you organize a space party during lunch?
A: You “planet”!
Q: Why did the lunch lady go to the beach?
A: She wanted to get a little “sand”-wich.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A blood berry.
Q: Why did the tomato go out with the prune for lunch?
A: Because it couldn’t find a date!
Q: What do you call a potato that’s always getting into arguments during lunch?
A: A hot potato.
Q: What’s a cow’s favorite sandwich for lunch?
A: Beefsteak.
Q: Why did the lunchbox go to school?
A: To get a little “smarter.”
Q: Why did the bread apply for a job during lunch?
A: It wanted to get a little “dough.”
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you make on a trampoline for lunch?
A: A bounce house.
Q: Why did the chef become a gardener during lunch?
A: Because he wanted to “grow” his skills.
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite lunch food?
A: Boo-rritos.
Q: Why did the pizza maker go broke during lunch?
A: Because he just couldn’t make enough “dough.”
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A blood apple.
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you make at the beach for lunch?
A: Sandy-wich.
Q: Why did the chicken go to lunch?
A: To get a little “grilled.”
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you find in a dungeon for lunch?
A: A subterranean.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A blood plum.
Q: Why did the tomato become a great musician during lunch?
A: Because it had perfect “pitch.”
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you make on a boat for lunch?
A: A sub-marine.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A blood grape.
Q: Why did the sandwich go to the doctor during lunch?
A: It was feeling a little “crumby.”
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A blood pear.
Q: Why did the tomato become a motivational speaker during lunch?
A: Because it had a lot of “juice.”
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you make in a treehouse for lunch?
A: A high-level sandwich.
Q: Why did the lunchbox bring a ladder to school?
A: Because it wanted to go to high school.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A blood banana.
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you make in a library for lunch?
A: A quiet sub.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A blood pineapple.
Q: Why did the tomato become a detective during lunch?
A: Because it wanted to ketchup on mysteries!
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you make in the sky for lunch?
A: A celestial sub.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A blood lemon.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A blood kiwi.
Q: Why did the tomato become a comedian during lunch?
A: Because it had a great sense of “humor.”
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you make in a spaceship for lunch?
A: An extraterrestrial sub.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A blood watermelon.
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you make in a jungle for lunch?
A: A wild sub.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A blood cherry.
Q: Why did the tomato become a magician during lunch?
A: Because it could turn into a tomato sauce!
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you make in a haunted house for lunch?
A: A spooky sub.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A blood grapefruit.
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you make underwater for lunch?
A: A submarine.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A blood raspberry.
Q: Why did the tomato become a painter during lunch?
A: Because it wanted to ketchup on art!
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you make in a forest for lunch?
A: A woody sub.
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit for lunch?
A: A blood avocado.
Q: What do you call a sandwich that you make on a mountain for lunch?
A: A high sub.
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