141+ Best Monkey Puns for Hopping from Tree to Teehee

๐Ÿ’ Welcome, pun lovers, to the jungle of joviality, where we’ll swing from vine to vine, exploring the wacky world of monkey puns! ๐ŸŒด

๐Ÿ˜ Get ready to go bananas with laughter as we unleash a barrel of ape-solutely hilarious quips and primate puns that’ll leave you chimp-an-chuckling!

๐Ÿคฃ So, join us on this uproarious adventure, and let’s monkey around with the funniest puns you’ve ever gorill-heard! It’s time to unleash your inner punkey and let hilarity run wild! ๐ŸŒณ

Hilarious Monkey Puns

Q: What can actually control a monkey?
A: A peg of MONKEY โ€“ 47!

Q: What would actually be the most preferred brand of monkey?
A: It would definitely be โ€œJockeyโ€!

Q: What would actually be just the favorite game of a monkey?
A: It would definitely be โ€œHOCKEYโ€!

Q: What would actually be the favorite color of a monkey?
A: It would for sure be โ€œPINKIEโ€!

Q: I actually find Monkey so STINKY!
A: “I actually find Monkey so STINKY!”

Q: Monkeys just do MONKEYING around!
A: “Monkeys just do MONKEYING around!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of music?
A: “Jungle beats!”

Q: What do you call a monkey with a banana?
A: “A-peel-ing!”

Q: How do monkeys stay in shape?
A: “They do ape-robics!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of clothing?
A: “Ape-rons!”

Q: Why did the monkey go to school?
A: “To improve its ape-titude!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite snack?
A: “Chimpan-chews!”

Q: How do monkeys like their coffee?
A: “With chimp-cream!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of dessert?
A: “Banana spl-chimps!”

Q: How do monkeys get around?
A: “On their mon-keys!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of movie?
A: “Ape-tion flicks!”

Q: Why did the monkey become a chef?
A: “To make gorill-iant dishes!”

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s a doctor?
A: “A primate-care physician!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of bread?
A: “Ape-per-nickel!”

Q: How do monkeys stay clean?
A: “They use chimp-oos!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of candy?
A: “Baboon-bons!”

Q: Why did the monkey become a detective?
A: “To solve ape-ling mysteries!”

Monkey Puns

Q: What would actually be monkeyโ€™s favorite cartoon characters?
A: “It would surely be ‘MINI’ and ‘MICKEY’!”

Q: What would actually be monkeyโ€™s favorite car?
A: “It actually is ‘SUZUKI’!”

Q: What would be the favorite place of the monkey?
A: “It would just be ‘TURKEY’!”

Q: Can a monkey be horny!
A: “They are actually ‘DICKIE’!”

Q: Which brand would a monkey prefer in motor vehicles?
A: “It is none other than ‘KAWASAKI’!”

Q: What would all the monkeys would actually love to do?
A: “It is, of course, ‘JUMPING’ around!”

Q: What would an orangutan actually love to eat?
A: “Of course, ten oranges because it is ‘ORANGU โ€“ TAN’!”

Q: What would an ape actually love to carry?
A: “Of course, it is a ‘CAPE’!”

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s a writer?
A: “A wordsmith-orangutan!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of game?
A: “Ape-x Legends!”

Q: How do monkeys like their eggs?
A: “Orangu-fried!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of flower?
A: “Baboon-villa!”

Q: Why did the monkey become a painter?
A: “To create master-primate-pieces!”

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s a lawyer?
A: “A legal ape-vocate!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of pizza?
A: “Gorilla-margherita!”

Q: How do monkeys stay organized?
A: “They use ape-endas!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of tea?
A: “Chimp-an-zee!”

Q: How do monkeys greet each other?
A: “With a high-fur!”

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s a baker?
A: “A chimp-an-scone maker!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of sport?
A: “Ape-letics!”

Q: Why did the monkey become a teacher?
A: “To educate young chimp-ans!”

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s a scientist?
A: “A lab-rangutan!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of weather?
A: “Ape-ril showers!”

Q: Why do monkeys make great actors?
A: “They have a natural ape-titude for drama!”

Monkey Puns

Q: If a monkey would steal the keys of the lecturer, then it would actually be known?
A: โ€œDON โ€“ KEYโ€!

Q: What if the monkey would actually lose his keys!
A: Then it would actually be known as ‘MIS โ€“ KEY’!”

Q: What would we call those monkeys who actually have a good body?
A: They would definitely be called ‘HUNKY’!”

Q: What would we call those monkeys who are actually brave?
A: We would call them ‘SPUNKY’!”

Q: What do monkeys like to eat?
A: Only and only the ‘JUNKIES’!”

Q: Where can you always find a monkey?
A: It is definitely for sure on the ‘BANANA TREE’!”

Q: Which would actually be the most favorite coffee of the capuchin monkey?
A: It would definitely be ‘Cappuccino’!”

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s a fashion designer?
A: “A tail-orangutan!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of car?
A: “A Ford Fur-iesta!”

Q: How do monkeys stay in shape?
A: “They do primate-lates!”

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s a politician?
A: “A chimp-aigner!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of cookie?
A: “Macaque-rons!”

Q: Why do monkeys make great travel agents?
A: “They find the best ape-scapades!”

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s a photographer?
A: “A shutter-chimp!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of soda?
A: “Chimpan-cola!”

Q: How do monkeys stay cool in the summer?
A: “They use banana fans!”

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s a librarian?
A: “A book-worm-utan!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of sandwich?
A: “Peanut butter and banana!”

Q: How do monkeys celebrate their birthdays?
A: “With ape-stravaganzas!”

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s an astronaut?
A: “A space chimp!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of game show?
A: “Ape-ardy!”

Q: How do monkeys like their toast?
A: “Buttered and chimp-an-jammed!”

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s a movie director?
A: “A mon-key grip!”

Monkey Puns

Q: Monkeys only know one dance style?
A: That is FREE STYLE!”

Q: How do monkeys actually cry?
A: They do not cry, but they actually HOWL away!”

Q: Why are monkeys so good at chess?
A: “They always know when to make the right chimp-move! “

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s a carpenter?
A: “A hammer-chimp!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of candy bar?
A: “Ape-ple Snickers! “

Q: Why do monkeys make great artists?
A: “They have a keen eye for de-tail!”

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s a pilot?
A: “A high-flyin’ chimp! “

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of dance?
A: “The Chimpan-tango!”

Q: Why do monkeys make great comedians?
A: “They have a chimp-an-chuckle sense of humor! “

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s a gardener?
A: “A primate planter!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of fruit?
A: “Gorilla-grapes! “

Q: How do monkeys like their pasta?
A: “Al-dente-angutan!”

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s an accountant?
A: “A fiscal primate! “

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of ice cream?
A: “Monkey Chunky Choco-Banana!”

Q: Why do monkeys make great musicians?
A: “They have a natural ape-titude for melody! “

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s a baker?
A: “A macaque-a-roon expert!”

Q: What’s a monkey’s favorite type of flower?
A: “Ape-ricot blossoms! “

Q: Why do monkeys make great dancers?
A: “They have ape-pealing moves!”

Q: What do you call a monkey that’s a marine biologist?
A: “A dolphin-chimp whisperer! “

Monkey Puns

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