141+ Best Purple Puns for Casting color on comedic canvases

Purple is a beautiful color and, oftentimes, a sentiment rather. Being popular for a reason, it becomes a part of the irresistible pun world despite its glamour.

Anyway, who doesn’t like laughing over a bunch of purple puns? I pink you will lilac this.

So grab your purple top hats violet capes, and lilac-colored shades because it’s time to dive into a world of purple pun-tastic hilarity! 😜

Funny Purple Puns

Q: Why do we need more purple puns in this world?
A: Because they’re lilac-king in this perfect world!

Q: What do roses and violets have to say about color?
A: Roses are red, but violets? They’re just not blue!

Q: How did Purple surprise me?
A: He came completely out of the pink!

Funny Purple Puns For Kids

Q: What did I catch Purple doing with Red?
A: Shaking hands. I guess I caught her red-handed.

Q: Why were the purple lovers upset this year?
A: Because they’ve got the real blues.

Q: What happened to violets today?
A: Even they are blue. It’s a sad day for colors.

Q: Why were the purple lovers envious?
A: They were green with envy seeing someone flaunting a new purple dress.

Q: How did I end up in trouble while shopping for purple clothes?
A: I was caught red-handed looking at a little black dress!

Q: What was my shirt’s revelation?
A: It changed from dark purple to lavender after a wash. It must have shown its true colors.

Hilarious Purple Puns For Kids

Q: How did I feel when my dark purple shirt turned lavender?
A: I felt violet-ed!

Q: Why was Purple so jealous on Pink’s birthday?
A: She was purpling with envy seeing Pink get a car for her 18th birthday.

Q: What should you do if you’re preparing for World War Three?
A: You should purple!

Q: Why did the grape stop in its tracks?
A: It ran out of juice!

Q: Which sport do grapes excel in?
A: Vine-surfing!

Q: How do grapes react when they’re stepped on?
A: They let out a little whine.

Incredible Purple Puns For Kids

Q: Why did the grape take art classes?
A: To master drawing a vine!

Q: Which dinosaur loved the color purple?
A: A grapeosaurus!

Q: How do grapes protect themselves from the sun?
A: With grape-sun lotion!

Q: Why was the grape known for its intuition?
A: It had a keen vine-tuition!

Q: What do you call a grape post-haircut?
A: A grape buzz!

Q: What’s a grape’s favorite dance style?
A: The grapevine!

Goofy Purple Puns For Kids

Q: Why are grapes not the best at hide and seek?
A: They’re always raisin the stakes!

Q: What did the grape say to its friend?
A: “Stop wine-ing about it!”

Q: What did the grape say after hearing a joke?
A: “That was grape!”

Q: Why did the grape never gossip?
A: It didn’t want to spread vine rumors!

Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine.

Q: Why did the grape keep its feelings bottled up?
A: It didn’t want to wine about it.

Amusing Purple Puns For Kids

Q: What did Purple say during meditation?
A: “Omm… I’m feeling grapeful.”

Q: How did the grape congratulate its friend?
A: “I’m raisin a toast to you!”

Q: Why was the grapefruit jealous of the grape?
A: Because everyone found the grape a-peel-ing!

Q: What’s a grape’s favorite type of music?
A: Anything that’s poppin’!

Q: What did the purple light say at the traffic signal?
A: “I’m feeling a bit lilac-tose intolerant today!”

Q: How do grapes enjoy a summer day?
A: They bask in the vine-light.

Silly Purple Puns For Kids

Q: Why did the grape go to the bank?
A: To get a bunch of savings!

Q: What did the grape say to its crush?
A: “You make my heart skip a vinebeat.”

Q: Why was the grape good at school?
A: Because it was grape at everything!

Q: What did one grape say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: “I love you bunches!”

Q: Why was the grapefruit so sad?
A: Because it had the purple blues.

Q: Why did the grape join the circus?
A: It was great at vine-trapeze!

Childish Purple Puns For Kids

Q: What do you call a grape who writes poetry?
A: A grape poet, of vine and verse!

Q: Why did the grape get a job?
A: It wanted to get a little more vine-tage.

Q: Why was the grape always calm?
A: It had inner peas… and grapes.

Q: Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of vine energy!

Q: Why was the grape always so fit?
A: It never wine-d about working out!

Q: How do you comfort a grape?
A: “Everything’s vine, don’t wine about it!”

Amazing Purple Puns For Kids

Q: What’s a grape’s favorite movie?
A: “Planet of the Grapes.”

Q: Why was the grapefruit so proud?
A: Because it saw the grapes mature into wine.

Q: How do you make a grape laugh?
A: Tickle its vine!

Q: Why was the grape always relaxed?
A: It knew how to wine down.

Q: What did the grape say after hearing a juicy secret?
A: “I promise I won’t wine and tell.”

Q: What kind of stories do grapes tell their kids?
A: Vine-tales!

Best Purple Puns For Kids

Q: What’s a grape’s favorite gaming console?
A: The GrapeStation.

Q: Why did the grape go to the opera?
A: It wanted to hear the wine-tetto!

Q: What did the grape say during its motivational speech?
A: “Raisin above the challenges!”

Q: What did the grape say on its resume?
A: “I have a grape track record.”

Q: Why was the grape so optimistic?
A: It had a positive wine-set.

Q: What’s a grape’s favorite state?
A: Cali-forn-grape!

Q: Why did the grape break up with the watermelon?
A: It was in a seed-y relationship!

Q: How do grapes relax after a long day?
A: They wine down with a good book.

Q: Why did the grape refuse the promotion?
A: It didn’t want to be pressed into management!

Diving into “Purple Puns” has been a plum-perfect playtime! Did they grape your giggles or violet-ly validate your verve? Lavender your thoughts this way.

Your insights help us shade the humor just right and ensure the mauve-ment in merriment continues majestically! 🍇😄

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