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Funny Blind Puns
Q: When I found out I was colorblind, how unexpected was it?
A: It was completely out of the purple.
Q: How did Sarah dance in front of blind Harry?
A: Like no one was watching. Literally.
Q: Why can’t blind people get medical help?
A: They cannot even see a doctor.
Q: What did Sarah receive from her best friend?
A: A touching greeting card in braille.
Q: Why did Sarah have trouble learning braille?
A: She just couldn’t feel it.
Q: What do I think about my friend’s health?
A: I think he might be going blind because he hasn’t looked well lately.
Q: What could be a solution for blind people?
A: Visiting the doctor and expensive treatment might bring a solution in sight.
Q: How did I feel when I met a blind person for the first time?
A: I was touched.
Q: What can you not do with a blindfold on?
A: You can’t see yourself.
Q: How do I find blind puns?
A: Difficult. I don’t see the point.
Q: What surprises me most about blind puns?
A: I never see them coming.
Q: Why did the blind German speak in favor of Adolf Hitler?
A: He mistakenly thought he was part of the Not See Community.
Q: Why can’t blind people get blind puns?
A: They’re just in-sight puns.
Q: How did the blind man fall in love?
A: It was love at first sight with his soon-to-be wife.
Q: How did World War 3 make me feel?
A: I haven’t seen it.
Q: Why did I start seeing purple again?
A: I thought it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Q: What do I wonder about colorblind people?
A: Do they see Colorado or just Ado?
Q: Why did the blind neighbor visit the doctor?
A: He had trouble watching his weight due to acid reflux.
Q: What happens when bleach gets in your eyes?
A: I wonder if you get colorblind or just lose sight because of the mess.
Q: How did the blind person announce his return home?
A: “I am back home!”
Q: How often do blind people go on blind dates?
A: All the time.
Q: Why don’t blind people sharpen their pencils?
A: They can’t see the point.
Q: How are winter and blind people different?
A: Winter is icy, while blind people just can’t see.
Q: What did one blind person ask the other after hearing a pun?
A: “Did you see those puns coming?”
Q: What did the blind person tell the comedian?
A: “I’m looking forward to hearing more of your blind puns.”
Q: What’s a deaf and blind melon’s name?
A: Melon Keller.
Q: Why are blind people so adventurous?
A: They can’t see the downfall of skydiving.
Q: What’s not allowed in court from a blind person?
A: Their statement, because it’s hearsay.
Q: How was Germany before the Second World War?
A: Everyone was a not-see.
Q: Why was a Rubix cube a bad gift for a colorblind friend?
A: They couldn’t see the colors.
Q: What would be the title of a show about meeting a blind spouse?
A: “How I Met My Blind Wife.”
Q: How has my blind son been sleeping?
A: He’s been having nightmares about a white light.
Q: Why didn’t my blind friend have seafood?
A: She says she can’t sea.
Q: What happened when I made eye contact with a blind man?
A: He touched my eyes.
Q: What did my blind friend say after I gave him my phone number?
A: “Eye will contact you.”
Q: What’s my blind friend’s calendar like?
A: She said it’s full of blind dates because it’s made in braille.
Q: How did the drug dealer help his blind friend?
A: Introduced him to LSD, which makes you see things.
Q: What do I wonder about deaf and blind people?
A: Why
deaf people don’t wear earmuffs all the time like blind people wear sunglasses.
Q: What changed after my blind friend’s marriage?
A: It was an eye-opener.
Q: What did my blind friend say at the movies?
A: She said she couldn’t see, so I asked if we should switch seats.
Q: How are these blind puns?
A: You will see how funny they are.
Q: What did my blind friend say about her husband?
A: She feared he was seeing someone behind her back.
Q: Why do dates need assistance?
A: Because it was a blind date.
Q: How does seafood help a blind person?
A: It doesn’t, they still can’t “sea” it.
Q: Why should blind people be trusted with carpentry?
A: Because they saw.
Q: Why can’t blind people enjoy fish?
A: Because it’s seafood.
Q: What do you call a blind seagull?
A: Gull, since it probably can’t sea.
Q: Why are blind people considered adventurous?
A: They never see the downfalls of skydiving.
Q: What did a blind English graduate say about a typo in his braille book?
A: “I can feel something bad has happened here.”
Q: What did the blind lover tell his interest?
A: “You’ll see how much love I have for you.”
Q: Why did the blind person fall into the well?
A: He couldn’t see that well.
Q: Why does a blind school seem attentive?
A: Because they have a lot of pupils.
Q: Why are blind Hispanic people seen as negative?
A: Because they literally cannot “si.”
Q: Which sport equipment is unusable for a blind child in a park?
A: The seesaw.
Q: What do you call a blind Nazi?
A: A not-see.
Q: How does a blind shepherd manage?
A: He herd them.
Q: Why are blind people naive?
A: It’s hard for them to see the truth.
Q: How do blind people organize their clothes?
A: By blindfolding them.
Q: Why was the blind man overweight?
A: He had trouble watching his weight.
Q: How did the blind carpenter regain his sight?
A: He picked up his hammer and saw.
Q: Why did the blind man end up inside a whale?
A: He couldn’t see that whale coming.
Q: What’s common between Nazis and blind people?
A: They are both not-see.
Q: Which state seems questionable to blind people?
A: Seattle (See at all).
Q: Why do blind people find horror movies challenging?
A: Because they just can’t see it.
Q: Why don’t blind people get puns?
A: They never see the punchline coming.
Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No idea (eye deer).
Q: Why do blind people perform poorly in exams?
A: They have no idea (eye there).
Q: What do you call a blind gynecologist?
A: A pain in the ass.
Q: Why do blind people dislike puns?
A: They can’t see the humor.
Q: What might be written on the first-ever braille?
A: “Can you see me?”
Q: Why are blind people often naive?
A: They can’t see the red flags.
Q: Why do blind people pick unsuitable partners?
A: They can’t see the red flags.
Q: What’s a similarity between a blind person and an emo girl?
A: The color black.
Q: Why is it easy for blind people to go on blind dates?
A: They literally can’t see their date.
Q: What’s a blind person’s favorite snack?
A: Blind dates.
Q: Why do blind programmers prefer Java?
A: Because they can’t C.
Q: How do blind pirates navigate?
A: By boat or ship, anything that floats.
Q: What did the receptionist say to the blind patient at the hospital?
A: “Sorry, sir, but you can’t see the doctor.”
Q: What did the optimistic blind man say to his crush?
A: “I can’t see anyone else dating you.”
Q: What did the jealous blind man say to his romantic interest?
A: “I can’t see anyone else dating you.”
Q: Why did the blind lover get cheated on?
A: He couldn’t see someone else dating his partner.
Q: Why do blind people struggle with future decisions?
A: They can’t look forward.
Q: What do you call a deaf and blind melon?
A: Melon Keller.
Q: How did the blind person end his relationship?
A: He couldn’t see a future with her.
Q: Why are blind people poor witnesses in court?
A: Their testimony is considered ‘hearsay.’
Q: What’s the opposite of “How I Met Your Mother”?
A: “How I Met My Blind Wife.”
Q: What was written in the blind woman’s love letter?
A: Dots of Love.
Q: What’s a commonality between love and blind people?
A: Both are blind.
Q: What’s common between blind puns and blind people?
A: Neither of them can see.
Q: What’s the worst gift for a colorblind friend?
A: A Rubix cube.
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