Would you like to construct a smile😊? Perhaps a few giggles if it’s a hot and sunny day that makes us all squint?
You will love this set of construction🏗️ puns articulated just for you at times like such. What are you waiting for? The deal is under the hammer; get it!
Funny Construction Puns
Q: What is a construction worker’s favorite singer?
A: Sabrina Carpenter.
Q: What did Harish say when he finally got the job as a construction worker?
A: “I will not screw this up.”
Q: What did Harish say after he came back from his interview for becoming a construction worker?
A: “I nailed it!”
Q: Why didn’t Harish crack the interview for becoming a construction worker?
A: Because he took it for granite.
Q: What did the construction worker say to his crush?
A: “You bulldozed your way into my heart.”
Q: What are construction workers known for doing at most parties?
A: Raising the roof.
Q: Who is the richest construction worker amongst all of us?
A: Drill Gates.
Q: What was the owner of Microsoft advised to implement in his offices?
A: To Build Gates.
Q: What did the construction worker say to the newcomer on the construction site?
A: “These are the big machines, and this is where you will work. You know the drill.”
Q: What is it called if a construction worker does not like someone?
A: An arch enemy.
Q: Why was the construction worker fired from his workplace?
A: He kept straddling the fence and skipped the actual work.
Q: Why was the construction worker so bored?
A: Because he was drilling.
Q: How did Harish cut the piece of wood without using his tools?
A: He saw it and it fell apart.
Q: Why was the comedian at the construction site?
A: He was constructing jokes and writing construction puns for his next set.
Q: Why was the comedian at the construction site?
A: He was constructing some concrete construction puns.
Q: What was the name of the famous construction worker who also raps?
A: Drill Carroll Smith.
Q: What was the name of the famous construction worker who became the president of America?
A: Drill Clinton.
Q: What was the name of the famous construction worker who was a brilliant writer?
A: Drilliam Shakespeare.
Q: What do construction workers yell after getting a job done?
A: “Nailed it!”
Q: Why should dogs be considered for vacancies at the construction site?
A: Because they are very good at roofing.
Q: How did Harish cut the piece of wood without using his tools?
A: He saw it, and it fell apart.
Q: What is an example of a terrible construction at Louisiana?
A: Any skyscraper that is new or anything that leans.
Q: What is a construction worker called if he works at Subway?
A: A sub contractor.
Q: Why should dogs be considered for vacancies at the construction site?
A: Because they are very good at roofing.
Q: Why was the comedian at the construction site?
A: He was constructing jokes and writing construction puns for his next set.
Q: What is it called if a construction worker does not like someone?
A: An arch enemy.
Q: What are shelfed crocodiles called?
A: Crocodile tiers.
Q: Why was the construction worker fired from his workplace?
A: He kept straddling the fence and skipped the actual work.
Q: What is a river under a walkway known as?
A: Water under the bridge.
Q: Where does a construction worker offer his services?
A: Under the hammer.
Q: Why was the construction worker fired from his workplace?
A: He put a house on fire and expected to be praised.
Q: Why was the construction worker fired from his workplace?
A: Because he failed to strike the iron when it was hot.
Q: Why was the construction worker fired from his workplace?
A: Because he failed to mend the fence.
Q: Why was the construction worker so bored?
A: Because he was drilling.
Q: Why was the construction worker excited?
A: Because he got an a-drilling rush.
Q: What is an example of a terrible construction at Louisiana?
A: Any skyscraper that is new or anything that leans.
Q: Why should dogs be considered for vacancies at the construction site?
A: Because they are very good at roofing.
Q: How did Harish cut the piece of wood without using his tools?
A: He saw it, and it fell apart.
Q: What did the construction worker say to his crush?
A: “You bring me a-drilling rush.”
Q: What did the ladder say to the step ladder?
A: “I don’t think you are my real father.”
Q: What are construction workers known for doing at most parties?
A: Raising the roof.
Q: What was the owner of Microsoft advised to implement in his offices?
A: To Build Gates.
Q: What did the construction worker say to the newcomer on the construction site?
A: “These are the big machines, and this is where you will work. You know the drill.”
Q: What is it called if a construction worker does not like someone?
A: An arch enemy.
Q: What are shelfed crocodiles called?
A: Crocodile tiers.
Q: Why was the construction worker fired from his workplace?
A: He kept straddling the fence and skipped the actual work.
Q: What is a river under a walkway known as?
A: Water under the bridge.
Q: Where does a construction worker offer his services?
A: Under the hammer.
Q: Why was the construction worker fired from his workplace?
A: He put a house on fire and expected to be praised.
Q: Why was the construction worker fired from his workplace?
A: Because he failed to strike the iron when it was hot.
Q: Why was the construction worker fired from his workplace?
A: Because he failed to mend the fence.
Q: Why was the construction worker so bored?
A: Because he was drilling.
Q: Why was the construction worker excited?
A: Because he got an a-drilling rush.
Q: What is an example of a terrible construction at Louisiana?
A: Any skyscraper that is new or anything that leans.
Q: What is a construction worker called if he works at Subway?
A: A sub contractor.
Q: What do construction workers yell after getting a job done?
A: “Nailed it!”
Q: Why should dogs be considered for vacancies at the construction site?
A: Because they are very good at roofing.
Q: How did Harish cut the piece of wood without using his tools?
A: He saw it, and it fell apart.
Q: Why was the comedian at the construction site?
A: He was constructing jokes and writing construction puns for his next set.
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