After a long journey from Earth🌍 to Heaven and then from Heaven to Hell, Lucifer has brought you some hot devil puns to make you all share a hearty laugh.
So check out these devil😈 puns devil definitely make you laugh😂. But be careful not to drop your lungs! There has been some hellish behavior around here.
Funny Devil Puns
Q: What breakfast item does Lucifer prefer the most in the morning?
A: Deviled Eggs with toast.
Q: What spice does Lucifer love on his food?
A: Sinnamon.
Q: What spice is the most sold in Hell?
A: Sinnamon.
Q: Where does a devil plan all his sins?
A: In Sin-sinati.
Q: What did the little devil say to his friend when they failed to execute a mission?
A: “C’mon, sin up; we have plenty of new opportunities!”
Q: What is a devil’s favorite sport to play?
A: Badminton.
My Experience: Reminds me of a summer day at the park where, with friends, we decided to play a game of badminton. As we rallied back and forth, the competitive spirit was palpable, making it a devilishly fun way to spend the afternoon. 🏸😈😄
Q: How did the priest marry the two devils?
A: By saying, “For better or for worse.”
Q: What did the angry devil say to the angels?
A: “Devil never be happy times again.”
Q: What did the angry devil say to the angels?
A: “Be scareful of what you wish for.”
Q: What did the devil say to the witch who tried to throw him under the bus by exposing him?
A: “You better watch out; witches get snitches!”
Q: What is a creepy creature who is supposed to be extremely rich?
A: A Filthy Witch Rich.
Q: What did Macbeth say when he landed in Hell?
A: “Is this a dagger witch I see before me?”
Did You Know that the Devil Appears in Literature and Art?
Q: What did the police inspector say when he couldn’t figure out the disguise of a witch?
A: “Which is witch?”
Q: What did the police inspector say to the suspects when he couldn’t find the devil?
A: “I need you all to devil with me so I can prove justice is the only way!”
Q: What did the devil say to his crush?
A: “Devil be so much happiness if we were together.”
Q: What did the devil say to his crush?
A: “Will you be my partner in crime?”
Q: What did the devil say to his crush?
A: “Will you be my Sin-erella?”
Q: What did the evil devil say to the helpless angels?
A: “Devil never be happiness on the blue planet anymore!”
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A: “Happy Hellidays, Demons, and Devils!”
Q: What did the devil say to his associates after causing havoc in Heaven?
A: “I think we have great sin-ergy!”
Q: Why are tablecloths known to be the work of the devil?
A: Because they are made up of satan.
Q: What did the shoe store owner say after his biggest sale?
A: “I sold my sole to the devil!”
Q: What did the devil say when the angels made him laugh?
A: “You are hell-arious!”
Q: How did the devil communicate with his long-distance friend?
A: On the Hell-e-phone.
Pro Experience: I remember a time when my friends and I were discussing creative ways mythical creatures might communicate. 😈📞😄
Q: How do devils call each other?
A: With Hellphones.
Q: What is the first thing a devil says after receiving a call on its Hellphone?
A: “Hell-o?”
Q: What did the mighty devil say when it entered the haunted house?
A: “Hell-o? Is anybody there?”
Q: What is the trending phone in the Hellphone market for devils?
A: Galaxy Hellphone.
Q: Why do all devils hate geometry and all things related to it?
A: Because they never liked angles.
Q: Why did the little devils tear off the wonderful Jordans?
A: Because they were hunting soles.
Did You Know that the Devil Is Associated with Hell?
Q: What does a Christian soul having a pizza say when encountering a devil in his living room?
A: “Jesus Crust!”
Q: Why do all devils hate having pizza?
A: Because they are supposed to be Anti Crust.
Q: Where do devils store their lunch during an extended mission?
A: In a sufferware.
Q: Why did the angel decide not to date the devil?
A: Because she did not like the possession.
Q: Why are all devils fat and chubby?
A: Because they hate to exorcise.
Q: How is the law so supportive of devils and demons?
A: Because 9/10th of the American Law is regarding possession.
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A: He had been arrested for possession.
Q: When is the Devil’s Day celebrated every year?
A: On 6th June (06/06).
Q: Why did the little devil burn the wonderful Jordans?
A: Because he wanted to see some soles burn.
Q: Why are devils the best professors in town?
A: Because they are good at demon-strating.
Q: Why do all devils prefer having organic vegetables?
A: Because they are super-natural.
Q: What did the devil say to his friend when he could no longer run in the marathon?
A: “I’m a failure, and I don’t like exorcising, excuse me.”
Sigma Experience: Reminds me of a conversation with friends during a marathon event, where one of them, feeling exhausted, joked about quitting and made a lighthearted remark about not being fond of exercising. 🏃♂️😈😄
Q: What was the animated cartoon series with yellow-skinned individuals in Hell called?
A: The Sin-psons.
Q: How does an angel light a cigarette?
A: With the help of a match made in Heaven.
Q: Why do monsters hate eating ghosts and devils?
A: Because they probably taste like sheet.
Q: How do devils and demons prefer the chicken in their dish?
A: Terror-fried.
Q: What is a devil chef’s favorite method of cooking?
A: Terror-frying.
Q: Why should we try to be supportive of devils and demons?
A: Because they come out of their closets.
Ever Wondered About the Devil’s Influence on Popular Culture?
Q: What did the employee at the cheese factory say when he saw a devil?
A: “Cheesus Christ!!!”
Q: What do sea monsters prefer to snack on while watching something they like on the television?
A: Potato ships.
Q: What book made the little devil laugh so much?
A: Devil Puns and Jokes Devil Make You Laugh.
Q: Why do all angels hate devils and demons?
A: Because they are sheet people.
Q: Why does everyone call North Korea an evil country?
A: Probably because it has no Seoul.
Q: Why did the little devil become a drug dealer?
A: Because he was good at selling crack and skulls.
Q: How did the little devil kill people by doing stand-up comedy?
A: He probably made them laugh their lungs out.
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A: “I have nun.”
Q: Why did the devils and demons hate Heaven?
A: Because it was a cold parad-ice.
Q: What is a waffle’s evil twin known as?
A: An Alter Eggo.
Q: What is the root of all evil anyway?
A: √(666) = 25.8069758011
Q: What is an all-time evil fabric known as?
A: Satin.
Ultra Pro Experience: Reminds me of a shopping trip with my sister, where we were browsing fabrics for a DIY project. When we came across a particularly shiny and smooth fabric. 😈👗😄
Q: Why are all devils the fittest?
A: Because they are satin (so thin).
Q: What kind of eggs does a hen plotting an evil scheme lay?
A: Deviled eggs.
Q: What did the priest say to the concerned citizens after looking at the strange haunted house?
A: “Devil be light very soon.”
Q: What is the jolliest day for devils on Hell known as?
A: Hell-oween.
Ever Wondered About the Symbolism of the Devil?
Q: What did the little devils say during the spooky season?
A: Happy Hell-oween.
Q: What is a devil’s favorite color?
A: Boo (blue).
Q: What did the devil disguised as a math professor say?
A: “I have committed a terrible sine.”
Q: What is a devil who studies philosophy called?
A: A philucifer.
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