99+ Funny Devil Puns Are Pure Comedy Gold

After a long journey from Earth🌍 to Heaven and then from Heaven to Hell, Lucifer has brought you some hot devil puns to make you all share a hearty laugh.

So check out these devil😈 puns devil definitely make you laugh😂. But be careful not to drop your lungs! There has been some hellish behavior around here.

Funny Devil Puns

Q: What breakfast item does Lucifer prefer the most in the morning?
A: Deviled Eggs with toast.

Q: What spice does Lucifer love on his food?
A: Sinnamon.

Q: What spice is the most sold in Hell?
A: Sinnamon.

Funny Devil Puns For Kids

Q: Where does a devil plan all his sins?
A: In Sin-sinati.

Q: What did the little devil say to his friend when they failed to execute a mission?
A: “C’mon, sin up; we have plenty of new opportunities!”

Q: What is a devil’s favorite sport to play?
A: Badminton.
My Experience: I once had a lighthearted conversation with my cousin about supernatural beings and their hypothetical favorite sports. 😈🏸😄

Q: How did the priest marry the two devils?
A: By saying, “For better or for worse.”

Q: What did the angry devil say to the angels?
A: “Devil never be happy times again.”

Q: What did the angry devil say to the angels?
A: “Be scareful of what you wish for.”

Hilarious Devil Puns For Kids

Q: What did the devil say to the witch who tried to throw him under the bus by exposing him?
A: “You better watch out; witches get snitches!”

Q: What is a creepy creature who is supposed to be extremely rich?
A: A Filthy Witch Rich.

Q: What did Macbeth say when he landed in Hell?
A: “Is this a dagger witch I see before me?”

Hell-arious Moments in Life 🔥😈
Life is filled with hell-arious moments. Embrace the fiery humor and let laughter be your eternal flame.

Q: What did the police inspector say when he couldn’t figure out the disguise of a witch?
A: “Which is witch?”

Q: What did the police inspector say to the suspects when he couldn’t find the devil?
A: “I need you all to devil with me so I can prove justice is the only way!”

Q: What did the devil say to his crush?
A: “Devil be so much happiness if we were together.”

Incredible Devil Puns For Kids

Q: What did the devil say to his crush?
A: “Will you be my partner in crime?”

Q: What did the devil say to his crush?
A: “Will you be my Sin-erella?”

Q: What did the evil devil say to the helpless angels?
A: “Devil never be happiness on the blue planet anymore!”

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Q: What did the devil tell his associates before the holidays?
A: “Happy Hellidays, Demons, and Devils!”

Q: What did the devil say to his associates after causing havoc in Heaven?
A: “I think we have great sin-ergy!”

Q: Why are tablecloths known to be the work of the devil?
A: Because they are made up of satan.

Goofy Devil Puns For Kids

Q: What did the shoe store owner say after his biggest sale?
A: “I sold my sole to the devil!”

Q: What did the devil say when the angels made him laugh?
A: “You are hell-arious!”

Q: How did the devil communicate with his long-distance friend?
A: On the Hell-e-phone.
Pro Experience: I remember a time when my friends and I were discussing creative ways mythical creatures might communicate. 😈📞😄

Q: How do devils call each other?
A: With Hellphones.

Q: What is the first thing a devil says after receiving a call on its Hellphone?
A: “Hell-o?”

Q: What did the mighty devil say when it entered the haunted house?
A: “Hell-o? Is anybody there?”

Amusing Devil Puns For Kids

Q: What is the trending phone in the Hellphone market for devils?
A: Galaxy Hellphone.

Q: Why do all devils hate geometry and all things related to it?
A: Because they never liked angles.

Q: Why did the little devils tear off the wonderful Jordans?
A: Because they were hunting soles.

Devil’s Playground of Opportunities 🔥🎡
Turn life into the devil’s playground of opportunities. Revel in the twists and turns, and your journey will be a thrilling ride.

Q: What does a Christian soul having a pizza say when encountering a devil in his living room?
A: “Jesus Crust!”

Q: Why do all devils hate having pizza?
A: Because they are supposed to be Anti Crust.

Q: Where do devils store their lunch during an extended mission?
A: In a sufferware.

Silly Devil Puns For Kids

Q: Why did the angel decide not to date the devil?
A: Because she did not like the possession.

Q: Why are all devils fat and chubby?
A: Because they hate to exorcise.

Q: How is the law so supportive of devils and demons?
A: Because 9/10th of the American Law is regarding possession.

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Q: Why was the little devil arrested?
A: He had been arrested for possession.

Q: When is the Devil’s Day celebrated every year?
A: On 6th June (06/06).

Q: Why did the little devil burn the wonderful Jordans?
A: Because he wanted to see some soles burn.

Childish Devil Puns For Kids

Q: Why are devils the best professors in town?
A: Because they are good at demon-strating.

Q: Why do all devils prefer having organic vegetables?
A: Because they are super-natural.

Q: What did the devil say to his friend when he could no longer run in the marathon?
A: “I’m a failure, and I don’t like exorcising, excuse me.”
Sigma Experience: I once had a playful conversation with my sibling about fictional characters participating in marathons. 😈🏃‍♂️😄

Q: What was the animated cartoon series with yellow-skinned individuals in Hell called?
A: The Sin-psons.

Q: How does an angel light a cigarette?
A: With the help of a match made in Heaven.

Q: Why do monsters hate eating ghosts and devils?
A: Because they probably taste like sheet.

Awesome Devil Puns For Kids

Q: How do devils and demons prefer the chicken in their dish?
A: Terror-fried.

Q: What is a devil chef’s favorite method of cooking?
A: Terror-frying.

Q: Why should we try to be supportive of devils and demons?
A: Because they come out of their closets.

Devilish Details of Delightful Deeds 😈🌟
Life’s devilish details are the delightful deeds that make your journey uniquely adventurous. Revel in the mischievous moments.

Q: What did the employee at the cheese factory say when he saw a devil?
A: “Cheesus Christ!!!”

Q: What do sea monsters prefer to snack on while watching something they like on the television?
A: Potato ships.

Q: What book made the little devil laugh so much?
A: Devil Puns and Jokes Devil Make You Laugh.

Q: Why do all angels hate devils and demons?
A: Because they are sheet people.

Amazing Devil Puns For Kids

Q: Why does everyone call North Korea an evil country?
A: Probably because it has no Seoul.

Q: Why did the little devil become a drug dealer?
A: Because he was good at selling crack and skulls.

Q: How did the little devil kill people by doing stand-up comedy?
A: He probably made them laugh their lungs out.

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Q: What did the little devil say when he was asked to crack a joke?
A: “I have nun.”

Q: Why did the devils and demons hate Heaven?
A: Because it was a cold parad-ice.

Q: What is a waffle’s evil twin known as?
A: An Alter Eggo.

Q: What is the root of all evil anyway?
A: √(666) = 25.8069758011

Q: What is an all-time evil fabric known as?
A: Satin.
Ultra Pro Experience: Reminds me of a shopping trip with my sister, where we were browsing fabrics for a DIY project. When we came across a particularly shiny and smooth fabric. 😈👗😄

Q: Why are all devils the fittest?
A: Because they are satin (so thin).

Q: What kind of eggs does a hen plotting an evil scheme lay?
A: Deviled eggs.

Q: What did the priest say to the concerned citizens after looking at the strange haunted house?
A: “Devil be light very soon.”

Q: What is the jolliest day for devils on Hell known as?
A: Hell-oween.

Devious Dances and Diabolical Delights 💃🔥
In the dance of life, add some devious steps and diabolical delights. Make your journey a devilishly good time.

Q: What did the little devils say during the spooky season?
A: Happy Hell-oween.

Q: What is a devil’s favorite color?
A: Boo (blue).

Q: What did the devil disguised as a math professor say?
A: “I have committed a terrible sine.”

Q: What is a devil who studies philosophy called?
A: A philucifer.

Delving into “Devil Puns” has been devilishly delightful! Did they tempt your funny bone or have you grinning like a little imp? Share your thoughts with us.

Your insights help our humor stay wickedly good and keep the devilish chuckles flowing! 😈😄

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