105+ Delicious Drink Puns That Will Make You Slurp Out Of Laughter

Why do drinks🍹 foster brilliant wordplay? Perhaps it is because there are so many various types and brands of drinks, and we know many of them have odd names.

Or perhaps it’s because there is such a large vocabulary of drinking lingo since people have been drinking and talking🗣️ about drinking for such a long time.

Here, we have drink puns specifically for you.

Funny Drink Puns

Q: Why did the inebriate ascend to the roof of the bar?
A: The following one will be on the family, he had heard.

Q: Let’s get sheet-faced and act like a ghost.
A: Sure, why not?

Q: If you only want a tiny drink, what should you order?
A: I ordered a marteenie!

Funny Drink Puns For Kids

Q: Where can I get a marteenie the best?
A: It is a mini bar!

Q: Why are dogs not permitted in bars?
A: It is because the mainstream of them are lickerless!

Q: What beverage do ghosts enjoy?
A: Oh, they’ll consume anything boo-flavored!
My Experience: Reminds me of a Halloween party where my younger sister, dressed as a ghost, joined in the spooky spirit. 👻🍹😄

Q: At the bar, what kind of beverage does Chuck Norris order?
A: He orders Sock-ee!

Q: Why does leaving in the cold make you less buzzy?
A: As a result, you feel so-brr!

Q: The Easter Bunny appeared at the bar for what reason?
A: Apparently, it was Happy Hour.

Hilarious Drink Puns For Kids

Q: What type of whiskey is ideal for wintertime servings?
A: It is the Brrr-bon!

Q: What do you utter never to a police officer?
A: “Of course, give me my license. Please hold my beer.”

Q: Why do math parties never serve beer?
A: Since you cannot drink and get derive.

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Q: Why did the inebriate ascend to the roof of the bar?
A: The following one will be on the family, he had heard.

Q: What did a beer bottle say to his pal who had spilled?
A: Sadly, you became inebriated.

Q: Why was the alcoholic wishing to go to a beehive?
A: He had heard the place was the biggest buzz!

Incredible Drink Puns For Kids

Q: How can drunk people climb a flight of stairs?
A: One 12-step program at a time.

Q: Why was it impossible for the alcoholic to practice law after graduating?
A: He could never get over the bar.

Q: Why can’t the majority of alcoholics work as comedians?
A: Since they are powerless to continue standing for jokes!

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Q: What type of beer is always provided in an ice bucket?
A: It is a Pail ale!

Q: Why did the alcoholic visit the fitness center?
A: Because he had heard that was the location to purchase a six-pack.

Q: How can a Johnnie Walker bottle be repaired?
A: It is by using Scotch tape.

Goofy Drink Puns For Kids

Q: Have you heard that Harper Lee’s classic book has a Mexican translation?
A: Tequila Mockingbird is the name of it.

Q: What brand of tequila do geometers consume?
A: It is the Squarvo Jose!

Q: What vodka should you get if you need it quickly?
A: It is the swilling vodka!
Pro Experience: I remember a spontaneous weekend getaway with friends where we decided to have an impromptu celebration.🍸😄

Q: What do woodworkers typically order at a bar?
A: Screwdrivers!

Q: How do you make the chilly weather work against you?
A: Step outside without a coat and feel the chill!

Q: What can you say to a complainant who is an alcoholic?
A: Just put the wine down.

Amusing Drink Puns For Kids

Q: What do you utter never to a police officer?
A: “Of course, give me my license. Please hold my beer.”

Q: Why do math parties never serve beer?
A: Since you cannot drink and get derive.

Q: Why did the inebriate ascend to the roof of the bar?
A: The following one will be on the family, he had heard.

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Q: What did a beer bottle say to his pal who had spilled?
A: Sadly, you became inebriated.

Q: Why was the alcoholic wishing to go to a beehive?
A: He had heard the place was the biggest buzz!

Q: How can drunk people climb a flight of stairs?
A: One 12-step program at a time.

Silly Drink Puns For Kids

Q: Why was it impossible for the alcoholic to practice law after graduating?
A: He could never get over the bar.

Q: Why can’t the majority of alcoholics work as comedians?
A: Since they are powerless to continue standing for jokes!

Q: What did the alcoholic say when he finally got to the bar?
A: “I’ve reached my ultimate destination!”

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Q: Why was the beer embarrassed at the party?
A: Because it saw the wine and got red.

Q: How do you know if you’re at a terrible bar?
A: When you ask for a drink, and they hand you the bar tab.

Q: Why did the bottle of whiskey apply for a job at the liquor store?
A: Because it wanted to get poured into a new position.

Childish Drink Puns For Kids

Q: What do you call someone who steals energy drinks?
A: A jolt thief.

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything, just like cocktail party guests.

Q: What do you call a cocktail that’s always lying?
A: A Pinocchiolada.
Sigma Experience: Reminds me of a themed costume party where everyone was bringing unique concoctions. A friend, known for his quick wit, presented a cocktail with a quirky twist. 🍹🤥😄

Q: What did the bartender say to the cocktail waitress?
A: “You’re outstanding in your field, but not too far from the bar.”

Q: What did one coffee say to the other coffee?
A: “Mugs and kisses!”

Q: What do you call a coffee that you spill on your shirt?
A: A “mocha” stain!

Best Drink Puns For Kids

Q: Why don’t scientists trust water?
A: Because it’s always dripping with suspicion.

Q: What does a bartender do during an earthquake?
A: He makes sure everyone is on the rocks!

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!

Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!

Sipping through “Drinks Puns” has been a refreshing adventure! Did they quench your thirst for laughter or leave you bubbling with giggles? Pour out your feedback.

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