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Funny Flying Puns
Q: What is it called when your three-year-old cousin swallows a toy airplane?
A: A plane in the neck.
Q: What did the pilot say when Daniel complimented him?
A: “I am glad you liked it.”
Q: How do pilots say goodbye to each other?
A: By saying, “Fly, Fly, see you tomorrow!”
Q: What was the pilot’s favorite song?
A: If I Fly Young by Kimberly Perry.
Q: What is the name of a pistol built entirely of concrete?
A: A mortar and pestle.
Q: What did Daniel say to his favorite pilot after he joined aviation school?
A: “I am a fly-hard fan of you, sir!”
Q: How do pilots say goodbye to each other?
A: By saying, “Goodfly, see you tomorrow!”
Q: What happened when the airplane was caught on fire?
A: They called the fire flighters.
Q: Why couldn’t Daniel sleep at the night before Halloween?
A: Because he was probably fligtened.
Q: What do pilots do for fun?
A: Have a bonfire flight with their family and friends, among other loved ones.
Q: What do you call it when a pilot falls in love while flying?
A: Love at first flight.
Q: Why was the bird arrested at the airport?
A: Because it carried a prohibited tweet.
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite type of sandwich?
A: A plain one.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilot with a vampire?
A: A flying bloodsucker.
Q: How did the airplane propose to its girlfriend?
A: With an “aeroplane” ring.
Q: Why did the scarecrow become a pilot?
A: Because he wanted to be outstanding in his field.
Q: What do you call a pilot’s favorite movie?
A: “Top Gun.”
Q: Why did the pilot bring a ladder to the airport?
A: Because they heard the flight crew needed a lift.
Q: What do you call a pilot who always tells jokes during flights?
A: A stand-up co-median.
Q: Why did the pilot go to therapy?
A: To get over their fear of flying solo.
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite type of coffee?
A: Airpresso.
Q: How do pilots stay cool in the summer?
A: With air conditioning.
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite board game?
A: “Plane-opoly.”
Q: Why don’t pilots ever get lost?
A: Because they always follow their flight plan.
Q: Why was the pilot always so calm during turbulence?
A: Because they knew how to keep a level head.
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite kind of music?
A: Fly jazz.
Q: What do you call a pilot who’s also a detective?
A: A flight investigator.
Q: How did the airplane propose to its girlfriend?
A: With a “winged” engagement ring.
Q: Why did the pilot break up with their GPS?
A: Because it kept saying, “Recalculating.”
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite fruit?
A: Fly-nanas.
Q: How do pilots communicate with each other on the ground?
A: They use “airmail.”
Q: Why did the pilot bring a broom to the cockpit?
A: To sweep the sky for other aircraft.
Q: What do you call a pilot who always brags about their flying skills?
A: An airhead.
Q: What did the pilot say when their flight was delayed due to bad weather?
A: “This weather really clouds my schedule.”
Q: Why did the pilot refuse to play cards with the flight crew?
A: Because they were afraid of a “high stakes” game.
Q: How do pilots stay refreshed during long flights?
A: With “altitude” water.
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite type of clothing?
A: Flight suits.
Q: Why do pilots make terrible comedians?
A: Because their jokes always “fly” over the audience’s heads.
Q: What do you call a pilot who’s also a musician?
A: A flying maestro.
Q: How do pilots apologize for a bad landing?
A: They say, “Sorry for the rocky relationship.”
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite type of exercise?
A: Air-obic workouts.
Q: Why did the pilot bring a ladder to the airport?
A: Because they heard the flight crew needed a lift.
Q: What do you call a pilot who always tells jokes during flights?
A: A stand-up co-median.
Q: Why did the pilot go to therapy?
A: To get over their fear of flying solo.
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite type of coffee?
A: Airpresso.
Q: How do pilots stay cool in the summer?
A: With air conditioning.
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite board game?
A: “Plane-opoly.”
Q: Why don’t pilots ever get lost?
A: Because they always follow their flight plan.
Q: Why was the pilot always so calm during turbulence?
A: Because they knew how to keep a level head.
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite kind of music?
A: Fly jazz.
Q: What do you call a pilot who’s also a detective?
A: A flight investigator.
Q: How did the airplane propose to its girlfriend?
A: With a “winged” engagement ring.
Q: Why did the pilot break up with their GPS?
A: Because it kept saying, “Recalculating.”
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite fruit?
A: Fly-nanas.
Q: How do pilots communicate with each other on the ground?
A: They use “airmail.”
Q: Why did the pilot bring a broom to the cockpit?
A: To sweep the sky for other aircraft.
Q: What do you call a pilot who always brags about their flying skills?
A: An airhead.
Q: What did the pilot say when their flight was delayed due to bad weather?
A: “This weather really clouds my schedule.”
Q: Why did the pilot refuse to play cards with the flight crew?
A: Because they were afraid of a “high stakes” game.
Q: How do pilots stay refreshed during long flights?v
A: With “altitude” water.
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite type of clothing?
A: Flight suits.
Q: Why do pilots make terrible comedians?
A: Because their jokes always “fly” over the audience’s heads.
Q: What do you call a pilot who’s also a musician?
A: A flying maestro.
Q: How do pilots apologize for a bad landing?
A: They say, “Sorry for the rocky relationship.”
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite type of exercise?
A: Air-obic workouts.
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite type of music when flying?
A: Altitude rock.
Q: Why did the pilot bring a parachute to the comedy club?
A: In case their jokes crashed and burned.
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite subject in school?
A: Fly-namics.
Q: How do pilots always look so well-rested?
A: They have “high-fly” masks for beauty sleep.
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite game show?
A: “Wheel of Four-Chin.”
Q: Why did the pilot become a gardener?
A: Because they wanted to plant their feet on the ground once in a while.
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite dessert?
A: Flying saucers.
Q: What do pilots do when they’re stressed?
A: They take a flightful of deep breaths.
Q: Why did the pilot start a bakery business?
A: Because they wanted to make “plain” muffins.
Q: How do pilots stay calm during turbulence?
A: They wing it.
Q: What do pilots do in their free time?
A: They wing it.
Q: Why did the pilot break up with their flight attendant partner?
A: Because their relationship was going down the wrong runway.
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite type of sandwich?
A: A plain one.
Q: Why did the pilot bring a ladder to the cockpit?
A: To reach new heights.
Q: What’s a pilot’s favorite type of dog?
A: A jet setter.
Q: How do pilots stay organized?
A: They use a fly-er board.
Q: Why do pilots always carry an umbrella?
A: In case of “air” conditioning.
Q: What do you call a pilot’s favorite novel?
A: “To Kill a Mockingbird.”
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