It’s time to embrace sweater weather wholeheartedly if you haven’t already. Fall is here in full force! Halloween-themed dishes are taking over our TikTok feeds, tiny ghouls and goblins are choosing their outfits for trick-or-treating, and we are regularly sipping our favorite pumpkin spice lattes (or pumpkin spice tea!).
Funny Gourd Puns
Q: What’s the name of a fat pumpkin?
A: A pumpkin, please!
Q: What do you name a group of gourds that are linked to one another?
A: Pump kin.
Q: How do you refer to the gourds’ leader?
A: Pumpkining.
Q: What do you call someone who describes themselves as a gourd?
A: A pumpkin!
Q: What exchanged the gourd with the other gourd after they collided?
A: I’m sorry you got any Pumpkin!
Q: How do pumpkins call forth ghosts?
A: Making use of a Ouija Board.
Q: What was said between the two pumpkins?
A: You look rather handsome today!
Q: What is a pumpkin carrying a baton referred known as?
A: An armored gourd.
Q: What did the green gourd say to the orange pumpkin?
A: You seem a bit unwell.
Q: What are all winter squash born with linked to them?
A: Umbilical gourd, that’s what.
Q: How do gourds get so robust?
A: Through a pumpkin iron.
Q: Which variety of gourds grow on trees?
A: The Plumkins.
Q: What indoor activity do gourds engage in to maintain their fitness while it snows outside? A: Winter squash.
Q: What’s orange, white, black, and waddles together?
A: A penguin lugging a squash.
Q: What is an athletic gourd called?
A: A jock o’lantern, of course.
Q: Why were the two gourds so near one another?
A: They had extensive roots.
Q: What did the gourd answer when someone enquired as to how he was feeling?
A: Vine, thank you for asking.
Q: Why do gourds sit on front porches of houses?
A: They lack the necessary tools to rap on the door.
Q: What pie has the nicest crust?
A: A pumpkin pie is scrumptious.
Q: What is the correct term for a bunch of zombie pumpkins?
A: The gourd.
Q: What does a puzzled pumpkin respond?
A: I’m very sorry!
Q: What vegetable is the most despised by insects?
A: Squash.
Q: What is a barking pumpkin called?
A: A pumpkin dog.
Q: What band does a gourd like to listen to?
A: The Smashing Pumpkins, of course.
Q: Who assists the tiny pumpkins in securely crossing the road?
A: The gourd that crosses.
Q: How is a broken Jack o’lantern fixed?
A: Use a pumpkin patch, of course.
Q: What happens if you drop a gourd?
A: Squash.
Q: What veggie is the most elastic?
A: Bungee Gourd.
Q: Who enables the tiny pumpkins to safely cross the street?
A: The gourd that crossed.
Q: Following Thanksgiving, what did the pumpkin say?
A: “Good-pie to all of you.”
Q: How is a broken Jack o’lantern fixed?
A: Use a patch of pumpkins.
Q: What did the pumpkin tell the carver of pumpkins?
A: Just cut it out.
Q: What is an athletic pumpkin known as?
A: Jockey lamp.
Q: What do you call a large pumpkin?
A: A pumpkin.
Q: What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s diameter to circumference?
A: Squash pi.
Q: What did the pumpkin tell the baker of pies?
A: “Instead, use apples.”
Q: What did the pumpkin say when you asked him how he was feeling?
A: Thank you; I’m vine.
Q: What’s wrong with overindulging in pumpkin pie at this time of year?
A: You’ll feel the agony of fall.
Q: What type of love are pumpkins interested in?
A: A sentimental romance.
Q: Why do pumpkins struggle academically?
A: Because they had their entire brains removed.
Q: Where do the pumpkins meet?
A: The pumpkin room.
Q: Why are there pumpkins on front porches?
A: They lack the necessary tools to rap on the door.
Q: What exchanged words did the two Pumpkins have?
A: “Good luck hollowing!”
Q: To the green pumpkin, what did the orange pumpkin say?
A: “You seem somewhat ill.”
Q: What did Cinderella utter as the pumpkin-shaped carriage suddenly appeared?
A: Oh my goodness!
Q: What’s waddles, orange, white, and black?
A: The pumpkin-carrying penguin.
Q: What frightens gourds?
A: Things that move at night like pumpkins.
Q: Where do pumpkins like to reside?
A: In a sketchy area of the city.
Q: What activities do daring pumpkins enjoy?
A: Consider bungee jumping.
Q: What makes a pumpkin pie taste the best?
A: The teeth.
Q: What is the name for a pumpkin who works at the shore?
A: A gourd of life.
Q: Why did everyone believe that the pumpkin was evil?
A: It included a malicious candle.
Q: What kind of music does a pumpkin enjoy?
A: Pulp close.
Q: How can a person overcome an addiction to pumpkin spice?
A: Apply the patch of pumpkins.
Q: What kind of pants wear ghosts?
A: Awful jeans.
Q: Why don’t mummies take trips?
A: They are unable to relax out of fear.
Q: Which spooky monster scored the highest in math?
A: Dracula is Count.
Q: What fruit is a vampire’s favorite?
A: The neck-tarine.
Q: Which genre of music do mummies enjoy the most?
A: Well, wrap the music.
Q: What rides at the haunted carnival do ghosts enjoy the most?
A: The roller ghost-er and the spooky merry-go-round.
Q: How come skeletons don’t consume Halloween candy?
A: Simply put, they lack the stomach for it.
Q: Which spooky monster can dance the best?
A: Aka The Boogie Man.
Q: How do birds celebrate Halloween?
A: Tweet or Tric!
Q: What is a barking pumpkin called?
A: A pumpkin dog.
Q: What band does a gourd like to listen to?
A: The Smashing Pumpkins, of course.
Q: Who assists the tiny pumpkins in securely crossing the road?
A: The gourd that crosses.
Q: Following Thanksgiving, what did the pumpkin say?
A: “Good-pie to all of you.”
Q: How is a broken Jack o’lantern fixed?
A: Use a patch of pumpkins.
Q: What did the pumpkin tell the carver of pumpkins?
A: Just cut it out.
Q: What is an athletic pumpkin known as?
A: Jockey lamp.
Q: What do you call a large pumpkin?
A: A pumpkin.
Q: What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s diameter to circumference?
A: Squash pi.
Q: What did the pumpkin tell the baker of pies?
A: “Instead, use apples.”
Q: What did the pumpkin say when you asked him how he was feeling?
A: Thank you; I’m vine.
Q: What’s wrong with overindulging in pumpkin pie at this time of year?
A: You’ll feel the agony of fall.
Q: What type of love are pumpkins interested in?
A: A sentimental romance.
Q: Why do pumpkins struggle academically?
A: Because they had their entire brains removed.
Q: Where do the pumpkins meet?
A: The pumpkin room.
Q: Why are there pumpkins on front porches?
A: They lack the necessary tools to rap on the door.
Q: What exchanged words did the two Pumpkins have?
A: “Good luck hollowing!”
Q: To the green pumpkin, what did the orange pumpkin say?
A: “You seem somewhat ill.”
Q: What did Cinderella utter as the pumpkin-shaped carriage suddenly appeared?
A: Oh my goodness
Q: What’s waddles, orange, white, and black?
A: The pumpkin-carrying penguin.
Q: What frightens gourds?
A: Things that move at night like pumpkins.
Q: Where do pumpkins like to reside?
A: In a sketchy area of the city.
Q: What activities do daring pumpkins enjoy?
A: Consider bungee jumping.
Q: What makes a pumpkin pie taste the best?
A: The teeth.
Q: What is the name for a pumpkin who works at the shore?
A: A gourd of life.
Q: Why did everyone believe that the pumpkin was evil?
A: It included a malicious candle.
Q: What kind of music does a pumpkin enjoy?
A: Pulp close.
Q: How can a person overcome an addiction to pumpkin spice?
A: Apply the patch of pumpkins.
Q: Today at work, we received our seasonal bulk, which included Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil. For fall-themed vehicles.
A: Let’s make everything pumpkin spiced!
Q: I’m sorry, I had to pick up my pumpkin spice latte.
A: I am familiar with pumpkin spice latte jokes.
Q: I don’t care about frappes unless they are pumpkin spice.
A: Squashgoals are me plus PSL.
Q: When it’s pumpkin spice season, life is a gourd!
A: Just call me a simple witch since I only drink pumpkin spice.
Q: Everything is beautiful and has pumpkin spice.
A: Spiced Pumpkin blood type.
Q: How can a Halloween pumpkin listen to music?
A: About vine-yl.
Q: What kind of music does a pumpkin enjoy?
A: Pulp literature.
Q: How did the pumpkin win the scientific award?
A: His mental eye was opened!
Q: Why didn’t Cinderella play tennis well?
A: Considering that her coach was a pumpkin!
Q: What did the pumpkin respond when asked how he felt?
A: Thanks for asking; my name is Vine.
Q: What do you call a pop star in the fall?
A: Halloween Spice!
Q: From whom did the pumpkin flee?
A: The fairy godmother of Cinderella!
Q: Which day of the week are pumpkins most afraid of ?
A: Squash-urday!
Q: What kind of vegetable does an elephant turn a pumpkin into?
A: Squash!
Q: Why were there two pumpkins so next to one another?
A: They were firmly rooted!
Q: After a substantial lunch, what did the pumpkin pie say?
A: That filled me up!
Q: What do pumpkins fear?
A: Things that spook in the dark!
Q: What’s quicker than a speeding train and orange?
A: An awesome pumpkin!
Q: How do gourds get so robust?
A: Pumpkin iron, please!
Q: Which type of gourd may be seen growing on trees?
A: Plumpkins!
Q: What are waddles, orange, white, and black?
A: I saw a penguin with a pumpkin!
Q: How did the orange pumpkin respond to the green pumpkin?
A: What makes you orange
Q: What did the pumpkin utter at the conclusion of Halloween?
A: Good day to everybody!
Q: What’s the name of a lovely pumpkin?
A: Gourdgeous!
Q: What did the gardener remark when every squash he had disappeared?
A: There is a pumpkin going on here!
Q: What caused the pumpkin to bleed red?
A: As a result of the salad dressing!
Q: Who is the supreme pumpkin?
A: The spumming!
Q: What was the green pumpkin’s response to the orange pumpkin’s statement?
A: You seem a little sickly.
Q: What do you get when you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter?
A: Caramel pi!
Q: When does an orange stop being an orange?
A: As soon as it’s a pumpkin!
Q: How do you respond to a large pumpkin with a set of pointed teeth?
A: Goodbye for now!
Q: How do pumpkins compare to cats?
A: Once you reach home, you can find them beside the door.
Q: Why kept forgetting things did the Jack-o-lantern?
A: He had no brains, that’s why!
Q: What sport does a pumpkin prefer to play?
A: Squash!
Q: What made the witch paint the tips of her toes orange?
A: For the purpose of hiding in the pumpkin patch!
Q: Which animal enjoys eating pumpkins?
A: Orange-atans!
Q: What was the winter squash used for as payment?
A: Yummy pumpkin bread!
Q: Why do pumpkins stand outside residents’ front doors?
A: Due to the fact that they lack hands to knock on the door!
Q: What goes choo choo and is orange?
A: A pumpkin workout!
Q: What results if a pumpkin is dropped?
A: Squash!
Q: What can be done to fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
A: With a patch of pumpkins!
Q: What do pumpkins consume at the movies?
A: Crush corn!
Q: Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
A: As a result of its fall from grace!
Q: Who assisted the young pumpkins in crossing the street?
A: The girdle gourd!
Q: What’s the name for a pumpkin near the beach?
A: The life-gourd.
Q: How do you refer to a sports-loving pumpkin?
A: An athletic pumpkin!
Q: What attire do pirate jack-o-lanterns wear?
A: A patch of pumpkin.
Q: Which ingredient works best in pumpkin pie?
A: The teeth!
Q: Why do pumpkins perform so poorly in exams?
A: Because their brains have been removed!
Q: How is a jack-o-lantern repaired?
A: A patch of pumpkin.
Q: Who assists the tiny pumpkins in crossing the street to get to school?
A: The Crossing Gourd, that is.
Q: What do you get if you divide your jack-o-circumference lantern’s by their diameter?
A: Pi the pumpkin.
Q: What occurs when a pumpkin is dropped?
A: A: Squash.
Q: What is the circumference-to-diameter ratio of a pumpkin?
A: Pi the pumpkin.
Q: What ingredients work best in pumpkin pies?
A: The teeth.
Q: What is the name of a pumpkin who works at the shore?
A: A life-gourd, please.
Q: What are waddles, orange, white, and black?
A: A penguin holding a pumpkin.
Q: What did the pumpkin respond when someone enquired as to how he was feeling?
A: Vine, thank you for asking.
Q: What fear do gourds have?
A: Things that move at night like pumpkins.
Q: What activities do daring pumpkins enjoy?
A: Practice bungee jumping.
Q: Why do people leave pumpkins on their porches?
A: They lack the necessary tools to rap on the door.
Q: Why did Cinderella play softball so poorly?
A: Since her coach was a pumpkin, of course.
Q: What is orange and moves more quickly than a train?
A: Super pumpkin.
Q: How was the winter squash used to pay for expenses?
A: Pumpkin bread was used shyly.
Q: Do pumpkins perform so poorly academically?
A: Because their entire brains were removed.
Exploring “Gourd Puns” has been a squash-tastic adventure! Did they pumpkin spice up your humor or leave you gourd-geous with chuckles?
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