129+ Funny Halloween Puns That Will Haunt Your Laughter!

As Halloween approaches, it’s time to start thinking about all the spooky and fun things that come with the holiday.

And what better way to get into the spirit of Halloween🎃 than with some puns? Whether you’re looking for costume ideas or want to add humor to your Halloween decorations, puns are a perfect way.

From classic Halloween puns like “witch please” to more creative ones like “I’m here for the boos,” there are endless options to choose from.

So get ready to laugh😂, groan, and maybe even scream with delight as we delve into the world of Halloween puns.

Funny Halloween Puns

Q: What is the favorite musical instrument of a skeleton humorously?
A: “The trombone.”

Q: Why did the ghost go to the bar humorously?
A: “For getting some boos.”

Q: What did the skeleton say to the bartender humorously?
A: “I’ll have a beer and a mop.”

Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award humorously?
A: “Because he was outstanding in his field.”

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg humorously?
A: “A hoblin’ goblin.”

Q: Why do witches use brooms humorously?
A: “Vacuum cleaners are too heavy.”

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman humorously?
A: “Frostbite!”

Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other humorously?
A: “They don’t have the guts.”

Q: What do you call a monster with a sense of humor humorously?
A: “A jolly green giant.”

Q: What do you call a witch’s garden humorously?
A: “A coven-try.”

Q: Why do witches wear name tags humorously?
A: “So they know which witch is which.”

Q: What do you call a zombie that’s always cleaning humorously?
A: “Count Scrubula!”

Q: You’re so boo-tiful. What’s your favorite Halloween pun humorously?
A: “You make my heart race like a bat out of hell.”

Q: Let’s have a fang-tastic time! What’s your favorite Halloween pun humorously?
A: “I’m just here for the boos.”

Q: Witch way to the candy? What’s your favorite Halloween pun humorously?
A: “You’re the pick of the pumpkin patch.”

Q: You’re the scream of the crop. What’s your favorite Halloween pun humorously?
A: “Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!”

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone humorously?
A: “He had nobody to dance with.”

Q: What do you get when you cross a witch and a snowman humorously?
A: “Frostbite.”

Q: What do you call a skeleton who doesn’t like to work humorously?
A: “Lazy bones.”

Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach humorously?
A: “A sand-witch!”

Q: Why don’t ghosts like rain humorously?
A: “It dampens their spirits.”

Q: What did the mummy say when he couldn’t find his bandages humorously?
A: “I’ve been wrapped up in this all day!”

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg humorously?
A: “A hoblin’ goblin.”

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a math teacher humorously?
A: “Count Dracula.”

Q: What do you call a ghost’s favorite pasta humorously?
A: “Boo-lingnese.”

Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair humorously?
A: “Sham-boo!”

Q: Why did the vampire join an orchestra humorously?
A: “He heard they had a killer baton.”

Q: What do you call a monster with a sense of humor humorously?
A: “A jolly green giant.”

Q: Why don’t witches play basketball humorously?
A: “They can’t handle the broomsticks.”

Q: What do you get when you cross a zombie and a snowman humorously?
A: “Frostbite!”

Q: What do ghosts wear to the beach humorously?
A: “Scare trunks.”

Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with a mop and bucket humorously?
A: “The cleaning bone.”

Q: Why do ghosts love elevators humorously?
A: “It lifts their spirits!”

Q: What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost humorously?
A: “Don’t spook until you’re spoken to!”

Q: What do you get when you cross a skeleton and a dog humorously?
A: “A bone-a-fido.”

Q: What do you call a witch’s garden humorously?
A: “A coven-try.”

Q: Why do witches wear name tags humorously?
A: “So they know which witch is which.”

Q: What do you call a ghost pirate humorously?
A: “Captain Boo.”

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit humorously?
A: “Booberries.”

Q: What do you call a skeleton snake humorously?
A: “A rattle bone.”

Q: What do you call a vampire that’s always cleaning humorously?
A: “Count Scrubula!”

Q: Why did the ghost go to the party humorously?
A: “To lift everyone’s spirits.”

Q: What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon humorously?
A: “Sour-puss!”

Q: What do you call a ghost who likes to eat fast food humorously?
A: “A Boogar King.”

Q: What did the pumpkin say to the doctor humorously?
A: “It had a bad case of the gourd-ies.”

Q: What do you call a monster with a flat tire humorously?
A: “The creature from the black lagoon with a spare.”

Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair humorously?
A: “Sham-boo!”

Q: Why did the vampire quit his job humorously?
A: “It was a graveyard shift.”

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a math teacher humorously?
A: “Count Dracula.”

Q: What do you call a skeleton that plays piano humorously?
A: “A dead key maestro.”

Q: Why did the skeleton apply for a job in construction humorously?
A: “Because he wanted to build a future.”

Q: What do you call a mummy’s favorite type of music humorously?
A: “Wrap music.”

Q: Why did the ghost become a stand-up comedian humorously?
A: “Because he had a talent for booing the audience.”

Q: What do you call a vampire who’s always on time humorously?
A: “Countdown Dracula.”

Q: Why was the witch so good at baseball humorously?
A: “Because she had a bat.”

Q: What’s a vampire’s least favorite fruit humorously?
A: “A necktarine.”

Q: Why did the mummy become a detective humorously?
A: “Because he was good at un-ravel-ing mysteries.”

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert humorously?
A: “I-scream!”

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit drink humorously?
A: “A blood orange juice.”

Q: Why was the scarecrow promoted at work humorously?
A: “Because he was outstanding in his field.”

Q: What do you call a group of witches that live together humorously?
A: “A broom-mate.”

Q: Why did the zombie bring a ladder to the bar humorously?
A: “Because he heard the drinks were on the house.”

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park humorously?
A: “The roller-ghoster.”

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation humorously?
A: “A blood vessel.”

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue restaurant humorously?
A: “To get another rib.”

Q: What do you call a witch’s dog humorously?
A: “A broomstick retriever.”

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit punch humorously?
A: “A coffin punch.”

Q: Why did the ghost go to the doctor humorously?
A: “To get his boo-boos checked.”

Q: What do you call a vampire with a sunburn humorously?
A: “A blood-red lobster.”

Q: What’s a witch’s favorite type of music humorously?
A: “Heavy metal.”

Q: What do you call a vampire’s coffee maker humorously?
A: “A de-coffin-ator.”

Q: Why did the mummy go to therapy humorously?
A: “To unwind.”

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit humorously?
A: “A blood orange.”

Q: What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school humorously?
A: “Spelling.”

Q: What do you call a skeleton detective humorously?
A: “Sherlock Bones.”

Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations humorously?
A: “Because they’re afraid they’ll unwind.”

Q: Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank humorously?
A: “He wanted a regular supply.”

Q: What do you call a witch who only eats sand humorously?
A: “A sand-witch.”

Q: What did the ghost say when he found out he was going to be a dad humorously?
A: “I’m absolutely ecto-static!”

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit salad ingredient humorously?
A: “Blood oranges.”

Q: Why was the math book sad on Halloween humorously?
A: “Because it had too many problems.”

Q: What do you call a group of witches who share a house humorously?
A: “A broom-share.”

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit humorously?
A: “A necktarine.”

Halloween Puns

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