121+ Funny Holiday Puns for Celebrating Laughter Year-Round

πŸŽ„ Gather ’round, holiday humorists! It’s time to unwrap a jolly bundle of puns that’ll light up your festive spirit like a twinkling Christmas tree!

πŸŽ… In this merry little collection, you’ll find holiday puns that are guaranteed to sleigh your funny bone and make your belly shake like a bowl full of jelly. πŸŽ„

β˜• So, put on your comfiest holiday sweater, grab a cup of hot cocoa, and prepare to be swept up in a flurry of laughter as you dive into this snowball of holiday hilarity! Let the festive puns begin!

Funny Holiday Puns

Q: What do the elves of Santa learn at their school?
A: The Elfabet.

Q: What vehicles do the elves of Santa drive?
A: Minivans.

Q: What is the favorite thing of Santa to perform in the yard?
A: Hoe, hoe, hoe!

Q: What is drunk by the elves of Santa?
A: Minnesoda.

Q: What do you mean by Claustrophobia?
A: It is the fear caused by Santa Claus.

Q: What type of breakfast cereal is eaten by Frosty the Snowman?
A: Snowflakes.

Q: How will you refer to a cat that is sitting on the sea beach on the Christmas Eve?
A: Sandy Claws.

Q: In what place is the money hidden by the snowman?
A: Inside the snow bank.

Q: What types of vehicles are driven by the elves of Santa?
A: Toy-otas.

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!

Q: How does a snowman get around?
A: By riding an “icicle”!

Q: What do elves use to take notes?
A: Their elf-abet!

Q: What do you call a singing Christmas tree?
A: A Treenor!

Q: Why was the turkey at the holiday party so proud?
A: It was stuffed!

Q: What do you call Santa when he loses his pants?
A: Saint Knickerless!

Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
A: Frostbite!

Q: What’s a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night!

Q: What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas?
A: Sandy Claws!

Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water!

Q: What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes?
A: A comedi-deer!

Q: What do elves use to take photographs?
A: A North Polaroid!

Q: How do sheep greet each other during the holidays?
A: Merry Christmas to ewe!

Q: Why do Christmas trees like to knit?
A: They’re so good at “purling”!

Q: What do you call a snowman with a temper?
A: A meltdown!

Holiday Puns

Q: For what reason did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It wanted to get trimmed.

Q: What type of motorbike does Santa ride?
A: Holly Davidson.

Q: What will be the result after crossing an Apple along with a Christmas tree?
A: A pineapple!

Q: What happens to be the favorite Christmas Carol of a parent?
A: Silent Night.

Q: What are you going to get from a cow situated at the North Pole?
A: Ice cream.

Q: For what reason do mummies prefer holidays?
A: Due to all of the wrapping!

Q: Why is Christmas not celebrated by aliens?
A: Since they do not like to give away their existence.

Q: At what time does New Year’s Day arrive prior to Christmas?
A: Every single year!

Q: For what reason does everyone love Frosty the Snowman?
A: Because he happens to be extremely cool.

Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together!

Q: What do you call an elf who loves to swim?
A: An elfin!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!

Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to school?
A: To become a smart cookie!

Q: What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
A: Rude-olph!

Q: What’s Santa’s favorite candy?
A: Jolly Ranchers!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
A: Jingle Smells!

Q: Why did the ornament go to school?
A: To get a little tree-education!

Q: What do you call a Christmas wreath made of $100 bills?
A: Areatha Franklin!

Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: A wrapper!

Q: What do you call Santa when he acts up?
A: “Claus”trophobic!

Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A: I have no eye-deer!

Q: Why was the Christmas tree feeling down?
A: It had a case of the needle-drops!

Q: How do snowmen stay cool in the summer?
A: They use “frost”-itution!

Q: What do you call a group of chess players bragging in a hotel lobby during the holidays?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Holiday Puns

Of course! Here are those puns without emojis:

Q: For what reason was the small child so cold on the Christmas morning?
A: Since it was Decembrrrr.

Q: What are you going to get by mixing a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What is said by Mrs. Claus when she sees clouds in the sky?
A: It appears just like reindeer.

Q: What is taken by the snowman when the sun becomes extremely hot?
A: A chill pill.

Q: What happens to be the favorite day of a cow?
A: Moo-years Day!

Q: What will you present to a person who has got everything on his birthday?
A: A burglar alarm.

Q: What are you going to get after planting kisses?
A: Two lips.

Q: What was told by the light bulb to his man on the Valentine’s Day?
A: I really wuv you watts.

Q: What is taken by the Easter Bunny at his breakfast?
A: IHOP!

Q: How is it possible for the Easter Bunny to maintain his shape?
A: By eggercising.

Q: What do you call a snowman that gives you money?
A: Cold cash!

Q: Why did the ornament join the choir?
A: It had great “sphere-itual” gifts!

Q: What do you call Santa when he loses his pants?
A: Saint Knickerless!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite!

Q: What’s a snowman’s favorite type of exercise?
A: Snow-ga!

Q: What do you call a Christmas tree that can knit?
A: A purl tree!

Q: Why did the dreidel go to school?
A: To learn Hebrew spinning!

Q: How does the Hanukkah menorah stay in shape?
A: By doing candle-lit-ics!

Q: What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes?
A: A comedi-deer!

Q: What do elves use to take photographs?
A: A North Polaroid!

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks for everyone at the holiday feast!

Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed a trim!

Q: How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free?
A: He uses Claus-tarch!

Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling crumby!

Q: What do you call a reindeer that tells lies?
A: A fake news-deer!

Holiday Puns

Q: What had been the most well-known dance in the year 1776?
A: Indepen-dance!

Q: In Ireland, how will you refer to a fake stone?
A: A sham rock.

Q: For what reason is St. Patrick’s Day the most favorite holiday of the frog?
A: Since they are wearing green already.

Q: For what reason are teachers extremely rude while there is a summer vacation?
A: Since they do not have any class.

Q: Why is it not possible for you to take your turkey along with you to church during Christmas?
A: Because it makes use of fowl language!

Q: What is the favorite food of the snowman for Christmas dinner?
A: Ice crispies!

Q: For what reason should you go for a ladder carolling?
A: Such that you are able to get to the high notes.

Q: Who is invited to most of the holiday parties?
A: Christmas Carol.

Q: How do you refer to a reindeer during Halloween?
A: A cariBOO!

Q: What is the favorite food for the zombies at lunchtime?
A: Friday legs, human beans, and eyes cream.

Q: What was taken by Frankenstein to his Halloween party?
A: His Ghoulfriend!

Q: What happens to be a secret to a fantastic Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Turkey.

Q: What are you going to get by dividing a pumpkin’s circumference by the diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi!

Q: What do you put on to a Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Har-vest!

Q: What is a pilgrim’s age called?
A: Pilgrimage!

Q: How will you refer to a turkey on the day following Thanksgiving?
A: Lucky!

Q: Which holiday in the month of November happens to be the Dracula’s favorite?
A: Fangs-giving!

Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses!

Q: What’s a dog’s favorite holiday carol?
A: Bark, the Herald Angels Sing!

Q: What do you call Father Christmas on the beach?
A: Sandy Claus!

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle!

Q: Why did the turkey join a band?
A: Because it had drumsticks!

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An ice-olated athlete!

Q: What do you call an elf who can’t sing?
A: A melody-free elf!

Q: What do you call a reindeer that can’t fly?
A: A grounded deer!

Q: What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas?
A: Sandy Claws!

Q: How does a snowman get around?
A: By riding an “icicle”!

Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Icebergers!

Q: What do you call a Christmas tree decorated with money?
A: Cashmas tree!

Q: What do you call a reindeer with an attitude problem?
A: Sass-olph!

Q: How does a snowman keep his cool?
A: By chilling out!

Q: What do you call a snowman party?
A: A snowball!

Holiday Puns

Journeying through “Holiday Puns” has been a festive and jolly adventure! Did they light up your sense of humor like holiday decorations or have you ho-ho-ho-ing with laughter?

Share your feedback. Your insights help our humor stay as merry and entertaining as the holiday season, with puns that keep the celebrations of laughter going all year round! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸ˜„

More To Explore:

Was this article helpful?

Join our active Facebook group for creative and fun activities, games, and other child development ideas.