Since a few weeks ago, temperatures have been rising, making everyone uncomfortable. To keep the crowd amused, we, therefore, came up with some humorous weathered hot puns.
With this collection of hilarious hot puns, you may share some chuckles that everyone will love over the prolonged summer break.
Funny Hot Puns
Q: What do cats eat during the summer heat?
A: A mice cream cone!
Q: Which letter of the alphabet gets the most use in summer?
A: ‘B’ because it makes the oil boil.
Q: Why are celebrities unaffected by heat?
A: They have many fans.
Q: Why does it smell like bacon outside?
A: It’s sizzling hot.
Q: What do you call a dog during summer?
A: A hot dog. But a chili dog in the winter!
Q: Why is it so hot in my dream?
A: Because I just bought a house in Alaska.
Q: When can you say for sure, “It’s gonna be a long day”?
A: Summer Solstice.
Q: What kind of tea do English people dislike?
Q: What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
A: Chewing gum.
Q: What do you call the sweat produced when two Alabamians make love?
A: Relative humidity.
Q: How hot is it outside?
A: It’s so hot that when I tried to chill in the shade, it was still hot there too.
Q: Why do we sweat so much in the summer?
A: Sweat is just fat crying!
Q: Why was the indoor baseball game so hot?
A: All the fans left!
Q: What would the pig say on a hot summer day?
A: “I’m bacon!”
Q: Why do fish go in salt water during the summertime?
A: Pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: What makes the sun so popular?
A: It shines!
Q: Why do the Greek gods never use sunblock?
A: They tan like Apollo and don’t burn because of their Helios.
Q: What did the beach say to the incoming wave?
A: Long time, no sea!
Q: Why do fish stay at the bottom of the ocean during summer?
A: Because they dropped out of school!
Q: How does the snowman get around during summer?
A: He rides an “icicle”!
Q: Why was the math book sad about the summer?
A: It had too many problems to solve during vacation.
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing and got too hot!
Q: Why are ghosts bad at lying during the summer?
A: You can see right through them.
Q: Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?
A: They’re afraid to relax and unwind.
Q: What’s the best day to go to the beach?
Q: What does the sun drink out of?
Q: Why did the tomato turn so red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing and blushed from the heat!
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite part of the house in the summertime?
A: The roof, because it’s above the hot dog.
Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa-baa-cue.
Q: Why did the girl bring string to the bar during the heatwave?
A: She wanted to tie one on at the coolest place in town.
Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen during summer?
A: To avoid peeling.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
A: I’m bacon!
Q: Why did the computer keep freezing at the beach?
A: It had a hard drive!
Q: What’s a light year during the summer?
A: The time it takes to barbecue a constellation!
Q: Why don’t oysters donate to charity in the summertime?
A: Because they are shellfish.
Q: What’s a tree’s favorite thing about summer?
A: When the leaves come out and it becomes shady.
Q: How do you prevent a summer cold?
A: Catch it in the winter!
Q: Why was the sand at the beach wet?
A: Because the sea-weed!
Q: What do you call someone who enjoys the sun, sand, and seaweed?
A: A beach bum.
Q: Why do fish like summer?
A: Because they can fin-dip!
Q: Why did the sand blush?
A: Because the sea waves!
Q: What did the summer say to the winter?
A: Help me, I’m melting!
Q: Why do watermelons have summer weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe!
Q: How do you make summer water?
A: You boil the hell out of it!
Q: Why do summer camps have banks?
A: To keep the insect’s attention – they want to stay away from the interest!
Q: How do snowmen cool off in the summer?
Q: What did one tide pool say to another tide pool during the heatwave?
A: Show me your mussels!
Q: Why did the bicycle stand up by itself all summer?
A: It was two-tired from the heat.
Q: What summer game do chemists like to play?
A: Periodic table tennis.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award during the summer?
A: He was outstanding in his field, especially under the sun!
Q: Why was the math book sad during the summer holidays?
A: It had too many problems and needed a break.
Q: What do you call a snowman with a suntan?
A: A puddle.
Diving into “Hot Puns” has been a scorching spree! Did they sizzle your senses or steam up some spirited smiles?
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