Lawyers 👩🏻⚖️ are an integral part of our society. They protect our constitutional rights and always make sure we get justice when we are harassed or deprived by someone.
With due respect to all attorneys across the world, we bring you these funny😂 lawyer puns. Your lawyer friends are going to love these lawyer puns as much as we do!
Funny lawyers Puns
Q: Why did the lawyer complain to the airport authorities?
A: Because he lost his case!
Q: What did the comedian telling lawyer puns get accused of?
A: Mans-laughter!
Q: What did the lawyer say to the semicolon?
A: “You are administered with two consecutive sentences.”
Q: Why was the little kid not allowed into the bar examination?
A: Because he was under-aged!
Q: What does my lawyer friend have for lunch every day?
A: Cole’s Law!
Q: Why did I charge my neighbor with tress-passing?
A: Because I found their hair scattered all over my garden!
My Experience: Reminds me of a neighborhood prank war I had with friends. One day, I discovered a flurry of fake hair strewn across my garden.
Q: Why doesn’t Abraham Lincoln need a lawyer?
A: Because he was already in a cent!
Q: Why did the lawyer’s cow get a violation?
A: Because it had a mooing issue and needed to be moved!
Q: What was the result of the lawyer’s death sentence?
A: It was due to his lawyer’s poor execution!
Q: Why are my wife’s parents being searched for by the police?
A: Because they are now my out-laws!
Q: What did the lawyer steal from my wardrobe?
A: A tuxedo, and now I’m thinking of filing a lawsuit against him!
Q: Who is our priest at church, and why do we call him Father-in-law?
A: He’s a lawyer who graduated from law school, and we call him Father-in-law!
Legal Limelight🎤⚖️
Q: Why was the luggage lawsuit over so quickly?
A: It was a brief case!
Q: Why might my friend get a suspended sentence for hanging upside down on a cliff?
A: Because the lawyer thinks so!
Q: Why couldn’t the lawyer attend hearings in court after going deaf?
A: Because he couldn’t hear anymore!
Q: Why was the photographer worried he was being framed?
A: He thought someone was framing him!
Q: What does my retired lawyer father do at a restaurant?
A: He’s a sue chef!
Q: Why didn’t the golden retriever get any money at the law firm?
A: Because he only worked on proboneo cases!
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A: Because he’s a wise a-litigator!
Q: What did my lawyer friend change her surname to?
A: Demenor, and we call her Miss Demenor at the law firm!
Q: Why did the banker go to law school?
A: To become a loan shark!
Q: What did the lawyer say when he dropped his briefcase?
A: “I rest my case!”
Q: What does a poet need to avoid legal fees to a lawyer?
A: Keep their poetic license in the car!
Q: Why do lawyers always have fresh breath?
A: Because they have good judge-mint!
Pro Experience: Oh, that one takes me back to a law school study session. A friend pulled out a pack of mints, and someone quipped about lawyers having “good judge-mint.”
Q: Why was the law student not allowed to sit on benches?
A: Because the court served him a bench warrant!
Q: What happened to the law student who paid his fees and never returned to court?
A: He had no personal bond anymore!
Q: What did the skunk say when it arrived in court?
A: “Odor! Odor in the court!”
Q: Why do we call a chicken that graduates from law school a “legal tender”?
A: Because it’s now a legal currency!
Q: Why did the lawyer get apprehended for not sleeping in his bed?
A: Because the policeman said, “You’re under ar-rest!”
Q: What’s a group of 100 lawyers out together in a basement called?
A: A whine cellar!
Legal Laughs in Every Pause 📜🤭
Q: Why did the lawyer wear contact lenses?
A: Because he had poor eyesight and needed contract lenses!
Q: Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to the courthouse?
A: Because they heard the cases were on a higher level!
Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t chase ambulances?
A: Retired!
Q: Why did the lawyer carry a pencil behind his ear?
A: In case he needed to draw up a case!
Q: How does a lawyer say goodbye?
A: “We’ll be suing you!”
Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite type of music?
A: Class-action!
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A: Because they wanted to work on their “grounds” for appeal!
Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite game?
A: Lawsuit!
Q: What do you call a lawyer who’s gone bad?
A: A solicitor!
Q: Why did the lawyer bring a mirror to court?
A: To reflect on the evidence!
Q: What do lawyers and bullfighters have in common?
A: They both do their best work in the “arena”!
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue-Anne!
Q: What do you call a lawyer who’s lost all of their cases?
A: A disbarment!
Sigma Experience: Reminds me of a courtroom drama binge-watch with friends. During a lighthearted discussion about fictional lawyers, we came up with the idea of a lawyer facing a “disbarment.”
Q: How do lawyers greet each other?
A: “Long time, no sue!”
Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite dessert?
A: A torte!
Q: How did the lawyer win the tennis match?
A: By serving up an ace-case!
Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t lie?
A: Honest!
Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite fruit?
A: Legal-berries!
Deliberating on Laughter Verdicts 🤔🤣
Q: Why did the lawyer go broke?
A: They lost their appeal!
Q: What do you call a lawyer who plays hide and seek?
A: A “where-ist”!
Q: Why did the lawyer wear a suit to the beekeeper’s convention?
A: Because they wanted to be “ap-bee-ropriate”!
Q: How do you know if a lawyer is lying?
A: Other lawyers look interested!
Q: Why did the lawyer carry a ladder on the golf course?
A: Because they wanted to try for a “hole-in-one”!
Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite breakfast food?
A: Laws-eggs!
Q: What did the lawyer name his boat?
A: Sue-per yacht!
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A: With a “motions” machine!
Q: What do you call a lawyer who’s good at math?
A: An alge-bra-tor!
Q: Why did the lawyer bring a baseball glove to court?
A: Because they wanted to catch the “appeals”!
Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite type of tree?
A: A “legal” tree!
Q: Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to the concert?
A: Because they heard the music was “uplifting”!
Q: What do you call a lawyer who’s on call 24/7?
A: An “attorney”!
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