Lobsters are an unusual topic of conversation. They are simply unforgettable if paired with a lively Sunday brunch with the family while munching on the expensive dish of lobsters.
Lobster Puns are an unusual yet fun way to spend time with your family on the cool Sunday brunch, with some guaranteed laughter and a shellection of unforgettable memories spent together.
Funny Lobster Puns
Q: What made the lobster flush?
A: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
Q: Why did the lobster go bankrupt?
A: Because it was shelling out of money!
Q: Why do lobsters eat specific food?
A: Because they are sailective eaters!
Q: Why are lobsters always angry?
A: Because they are crabby!
Q: Where do crabs and lobsters board their trains?
A: At the Queen’s crustation and the King’s crustation!
Q: Why couldn’t the lobster trust anyone easily?
A: Because it had crust issues!
My Experience: Reminds me of a beach vacation where we tried to befriend a curious lobster. Every time we approached, it would scuttle away, showing a clear case of “crust issues.”
Q: What did the lobster say after meeting his friend?
A: “Shello there, mate!”
Q: How did the lobster introduce her husband?
A: By saying “He is my butter half!”
Q: Who works at a lobster’s five-star restaurant?
A: A prawn-fessional chef!
Q: Why did the crab not go to work today?
A: Because he had a mussel pull!
Q: What is worse than having lobsters on your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ!
Q: What is a lobster’s most common name?
A: Clawde!
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Q: What is an annoyed lobster called?
A: A frustracean!
Q: What are lobsters most scared of?
A: The net!
Q: Why did the lobster eat so early?
A: Because the food was being surfed at a first-come, first-surf basis!
Q: What is a lobster with a Chinese nationality called?
A: A crust-asian!
Q: Why do lobsters prefer not to share?
A: Because they are shellfish!
Q: Why was the lobster uncomfortable in the elevator?
A: Because it is claws-trophobic!
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A: One is a crustacean, but the other one is a crushed Asian!
Q: Which is the odd one out of a crab, a tune, and a Chinese man struck by a bus?
A: A tuna, because the rest of them are just crustaceans!
Q: Which passengers celebrated when the Titanic sank?
A: The lobsters back in the kitchen!
Q: What is a lobster’s favorite shot in a game of tennis?
A: The lob!
Q: What is the trending phone in the shellphone market for lobsters?
A: Clamsung Galaxy!
Q: What did the lobster boyfriend say to the lobster girlfriend?
A: “I lob you!”
Pro Experience: Oh, that’s just like my friend’s seafood-themed wedding. The lobster bride and groom exchanged vows, and when it was time for the classic “I love you,” they said “I lob you!”
Q: What do you name a pet lobster that you receive on Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Q: What happened when the lobster visited the gym?
A: It pulled a mussel!
Q: What did the furious lobster do when his phone rang?
A: He crabbed the phone and started to crab!
Q: How did the lobster ask a girl out on prom?
A: By saying, “Shell we dance?”
Q: Why did the lobster wear seashells?
A: Because she was shore it is tending currently!
Q: Why did the lobster buy a new Clamsung Galaxy?
A: He brought a shellphone because of pier pressure!
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Q: Why did the lobster take so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because it spent so many years at C!
Q: What did the lobster teach her child before leaving for work?
A: To never open the door to turtle strangers!
Q: What kind of food do sailective eaters prefer?
A: Only s-pacific foods!
Q: What do you name a marine crab that runs the sea like a gangster?
A: A mobster lobster!
Q: What did the child lobster say when his literature teacher asked him who was Frankenstein?
A: “A scary mobster who feeds on brains!”
Q: Why was the lobster fired from the crust station at the bread factory?
A: Because he was a lost claws!
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A: Because they are too shellfish!
Q: Why are lobsters so sketchy?
A: Because they are always caught red-handed!
Q: Where are lobsters appointed as employees in the Pizza factory?
A: In the crust station!
Q: What do lobsters drink in the morning?
A: Claw-fee!
Q: Where does a lobster keep its books?
A: On its book-shell!
Q: What does a lobster call its home?
A: Michelle!
Q: Why did the lobster become a lawyer?
A: Because it had a knack for shell-terations!
Sigma Experience: Reminds me of my quirky cousin who once had a pet lobster. We used to joke about its potential career choices, and “shell-terations” sounded like the perfect fit.
Q: How do lobsters communicate underwater?
A: They use their shell phones!
Q: What do you call a lobster that’s always on time?
A: Punctu-shell!
Q: Why was the lobster blushing at the seafood party?
A: Because it saw the shrimp in a bikini!
Q: What do lobsters use to fix their houses?
A: Lobster glue!
Q: How do lobsters apologize to each other?
A: They say, “I’m claw-sorry!”
Q: Why do lobsters wear bibs at fancy dinners?
A: Because they want to keep their attire a-shell clean!
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Q: What’s a lobster’s favorite way to travel?
A: A By cruise, of course!
Q: How do lobsters decide who pays the bill at a restaurant?
A: They shell out the responsibility based on who has the most claws in their pocket!
Q: What do lobsters do when they need a break from the ocean?
A: They take a “shell-fie” on the beach!
Q: Why did the lobster bring a bucket to the party?
A: To have a place to put all its claws and ends!
Q: What do you call a lobster that’s really good at math?
A: Algaebra!
Q: Why did the lobster bring a towel to the picnic?
A: In case it wanted to take a dip in the tide pool!
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A: Rock and roll, because they love a good “shell-shake”!
Q: How did the lobster react when it found a pearl inside an oyster?
A: It said, “What a clam-tastic discovery!”
Q: What did the lobster say when it joined the underwater choir?
A: “I’m ready to hit the high notes with my shell-ful voice!”
Q: How did the lobster become a famous comedian?
A: It cracked the best seafood jokes in the ocean!
Q: Why did the lobster start a seafood restaurant?
A: To create a plaice where all the sea creatures could gather and have a reel-y good time!
Q: What’s a lobster’s favorite subject in school?
A: Crab-gebra, especially when they’re learning about “claw-culations”!
Q: How do lobsters throw a surprise party for their friends?
A: They give them a “shell-prise” invitation!
Q: Why did the lobster bring a snorkel to the underwater library?
A: So it could read all the books without getting its pages wet!
Ultra Pro Experience: Oh, that one takes me back to a beach vacation. We found a curious lobster wandering near a tide pool.🏖️📚🦞
Q: What do lobsters do when they can’t sleep at night?
A: They count fish instead of sheep!
Q: How do lobsters keep their houses warm during the winter?
A: They use their cozy claw-settes!
Q: Why was the lobster always calm during storms?
A: Because it had a shell that could weather any crisis!
Q: What’s a lobster’s favorite type of art?
A: Claude Monet, because they appreciate “water” paintings!
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