149+ Marvelous Marvel Puns to Give You the Power to Push Through Your Day

If you’re looking for some of the greatest marvel puns ever regarding superheroes and other Marvel Comics characters, go no further than this list.

Read on for jokes about Captain Marvel, Tony Stark, Black Widow, Spider-Man, and all your other favorite characters! Always be prepared with more Marvel puns to be on the safe side.

Funny Marvel Puns

Q: How should Thor’s brother be more well-known?
A: He should consider a more electrifying career.

Q: What do you call a helpless Spider-Man who continues to swing between structures?
A: The Peter parkour.

Q: Why does Spider-Man detest riding in a vehicle with his evil twin?
A: Because Parker is not a good comparable. He’s a bad parallel parker.

Hilarious Marvel Puns For Kids

Q: What do you name a helpless Spider-Man who continues to swing between structures?
A: The Peter parkour.

Q: Why does Spider-Man abhor traveling in a car with his evil twin?
A: Because he’s a poor substitute for Parker.

Q: Why isn’t Thor’s brother more well-known?
A: Because he prefers to keep a low-key presence.
My Experience:ย That’s like the time we were discussing the lesser-known family members of famous figures. โšก๐Ÿ‘ค๐Ÿ˜„

Q: What did Captain America say before the orchestra started?
A: He said, “Come together, Avengers!”

Q: What outdoor activity does Spider-Man like most?
A: Fly fishing.

Q: Why were the Avengers battling while blind after Infinity War?
A: Because their Vision vanished.

Funny Marvel Puns For Kids

Q: What profession does Peter Parker claim to have?
A: He says he’s a web developer.

Q: When someone attempts to take The Hulk’s mashed potatoes, what does he say?
A: He says, “Hulks mash!”

Q: What do you call the Hulk when he’s hurt?
A: A bruised banner.

Superhero Chuckles Unleashed ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜„
Unleash Marvel-lous laughter, where superhero chuckles save the day. In the comic book of humor, every punchline is a hero in disguise.

Q: What results when Captain America is dressed as the Hulk?
A: The Song of the Stars and Stripes.

Q: What do you get when you mix The Incredible Hulk with Captain America?
A: A Star-spangled anthem.

Q: What common foe do Kung Fu Panda and the Hulk share?
A: The stairs.

Incredible Marvel Puns For Kids

Q: Why does the Hulk make poor news reports?
A: Because he lacks credibility.

Q: Why does the Hulk usually get first dibs on food?
A: They don’t want him to become hangry.

Q: What is The Incredible Hulk’s favorite stop on the London Underground?
A: Twickenham Green.

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Q: What distinguishes Hulk Hogan from paper?
A: Helga Hogan lost against The Rock.

Q: How should you respond to inquiries about Captain Marvel’s cat?
A: You should say that you’re chasing wild geese.

Q: What day of the week is the Avengers’ favorite?
A: Thorsday.

Goofy Marvel Puns For Kids

Q: What was the youthful Captain America’s nickname?
A: Captain America.

Q: Who of the Avengers is the greatest in the yard?
A: The Hulk, because of his talent for gardening.

Q: Why is Spider-Man such a skilled baseball player?
A: Because he consistently gets the flies.
Pro Experience: Oh, that’s like the time we combined superhero antics with sports talk. Imagining Spider-Man as a baseball player skillful at catching flies brought a playful spin to our favorite web-slinger’s talents! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธโšพ๐Ÿ˜„

Q: What would result if the Hulk and Captain America were combined?
A: The American national anthem.

Q: When Iron Man flips over, what do you call it?
A: A ferrous wheel.

Q: If Hulk hadn’t shaved in a while, what would you name him?
A: The Scruffy Mark.

Amusing Marvel Puns For Kids

Q: Why did Thor stay away from his brother Loki?
A: Because he odin money.

Q: Who is Thor’s preferred musician?
A: MC Hammer.

Q: What shade of lighting is there at Wanda’s home?
A: You switch them on with a Scarlet Switch, I believe.

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Join the Guardians of Giggles, defending the galaxy of laughter. In the Marvel cosmos, every wisecrack is a shield against the mundane.

Q: Did you know that Clint Barton’s sibling smells really well?
A: Yes, they refer to him as Hawk-nose.

Q: What about Clint’s sister, a person-spying spy?
A: She goes by the name Hawk-ears, although that may have been true, I’ve never heard of her.

Q: Why did Thor lose the ability to use lightning?
A: Because of his father’s punishment of grounding him.

Silly Marvel Puns For Kids

Q: Why didn’t Bill Murray get the role of Thor?
A: Because no one enjoys paying an electric bill.

Q: Thor refers to his undergarments as Thunderwear.
A: He must be quite charged up.

Q: What’s Spider-Man’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A: A web sandwich, of course!

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Q: How does Iron Man prepare for his bath?
A: He gets Stark-naked.

Q: Which species of spider likes to linger around the Avengers’ headquarters?
A: We call her a black widow.

Q: What song does the Hulk like best?
A: He likes the song called “Being Green Is Not Easy.”

Childish Marvel Puns For Kids

Q: What did Carol Danvers hear from Steve Rogers?
A: He told her, “Marvelous effort, Captain.”

Q: What’s missing from Tony Stark’s kitchen perpetually?
A: The Potts family.

Q: Did you know that 95% of Hulk’s home garbage gets recycled?
A: It’s because he’s rather green!
Sigma Experience: Reminds me of a conversation about eco-friendly habits. Imagining the Hulk being environmentally conscious and recycling.๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ˜„

Q: Why did Thor lose the ability to use lightning?
A: Because of his father’s punishment of grounding him.

Q: Where did Spider-Man and Black Widow first meet?
A: On the web.

Q: Without his armor, what is Iron Man known as?
A: We call him Stark naked.

Amazing Marvel Puns For Kids

Q: What makes Loki detest the day after Wednesday?
A: It’s because it’s Thor’s Day!

Q: What do you call a superhero with fantastic senses of smell?
A: Hawk-nose.

Q: Why is Spider-Man such a skilled baseball player?
A: Because he consistently gets the flies.

Lightning Strikes of Laughter โšก๐Ÿคฃ
Experience Thor’s thunderous comedy, where lightning strikes of laughter illuminate the comedic sky. In Asgard and beyond, every joke is as mighty as Mjรถlnir.

Q: What do you call a superhero who is great at eavesdropping?
A: Hawk-ears.

Q: Why did Thor stay away from his brother Loki?
A: Because he “Odin” money.

Q: What’s Thor’s preferred musician?
A: MC Hammer, of course!

Best Marvel Puns For Kids

Q: How should you respond to inquiries about Captain Marvel’s cat?
A: You should tell them that you’re chasing wild geese.

Q: What day of the week is the Avengers’ favorite?
A: It’s Thorsday!

Q: What was the youthful Captain America’s nickname?
A: Captain America, of course!

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Q: Who of the Avengers is the greatest in the yard?
A: The Hulk, because of his talent for gardening.

Q: What does Spider-Man call his favorite fishing activity?
A: Fly fishing!

Q: What common foe do Kung Fu Panda and the Hulk share?
A: The stairs!

Q: Why did Captain America turn into a chef?
A: Because he wanted to serve justice with a side of fries!

Q: What did Thor say when he won a cooking competition?
A: “I’m the Cod of Thunder in the kitchen!”

Q: What did Black Widow say when she finished baking a cake?
A: “I spy with my little eyeโ€ฆ a delicious treat!”

Q: What’s Captain Marvel’s favorite dessert?
A: Marvellous ice cream sundaes!

Q: What’s Iron Man’s favorite type of cereal?
A: Iron Bran!

Q: What’s Hawkeye’s favorite type of pizza?
A: Quicksilver Thin Crust!

Q: Why did Hulk start a gardening business?
A: Because he’s great at smashing pumpkins!

Q: What does Spider-Man do when he’s tired of crime-fighting?
A: He spins a web of lies to take a nap!

Q: Why does Black Widow make a great detective?
A: Because she knows how to weave a tangled web of clues!

Q: How did Iron Man become so wealthy?
A: He’s good at making “cents” of his investments!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of dance?
A: The thunder boogie!

Q: What do you call Captain America’s patriotic cereal?
A: Star-Spangled Crunch!
Ultra Pro Experience: Oh, that’s like the time we were brainstorming superhero-themed snacks. Someone suggested a Captain America cereal, imaginary breakfast of champions in our playful superhero universe! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿ˜„

Q: Why did Hawkeye open a bakery?
A: Because he wanted to be the “bread”winner!

Q: What’s Black Panther’s favorite type of coffee?
A: Wakanda Espresso!

Q: What does Spider-Man use to check the time?
A: His web-slinger watch!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he ran out of coffee?
A: “I guess it’s time to espresso myself!”

Q: What do you call a superhero who tells jokes?
A: A pun-isher!

Q: What’s Captain America’s favorite musical genre?
A: Ameri-can country!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite game to play with Mjolnir?
A: Hammer toss!

Q: Why did Black Widow start a perfume business?
A: She knows how to make a killer fragrance!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he couldn’t find his suit?
A: “I guess I’ll have to wing it today!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become an optometrist?
A: Because he never misses a sight!

Q: What’s Black Panther’s favorite type of sandwich?
A: A vibraniumwich!

Q: What did Spider-Man say when he discovered a new web-swinging technique?
A: “It’s a real breakthrough!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a stand-up comedian?
A: Because he knew how to “shield” himself from hecklers!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of movie?
A: Thorsical dramas!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he won the lottery?
A: “I’m feeling positively iron-rich!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye open a bird-watching club?
A: Because he’s great at eye-balling things!

Q: What’s Black Widow’s favorite board game?
A: Spy-opoly!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s leaving a party?
A: “I’ll catch you later!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a motivational speaker?
A: Because he knew how to inspire people to reach new heights!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of sandwich topping?
A: Lightning mustard!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he invented a new gadget?
A: “This is a real game-changer!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye start a bird rescue center?
A: Because he’s got an eagle eye for injured birds!

Marvel Puns

Q: What’s Black Panther’s favorite fruit?
A: Wakanda-nuts!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s feeling lazy?
A: “I’m just hanging around!”

Q: Why did Captain America open a gym?
A: Because he wanted to help people “shape” up!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of tree?
A: Thunderwood!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a robot butler?
A: “I’ve got the tech-sperience for this!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become a fashion designer?
A: Because he knows how to create eye-catching outfits!

Q: What’s Black Widow’s favorite type of music?
A: Spy-fi tunes!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s stuck in traffic?
A: “I guess I’ll have to swing my way out of this!”

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Q: Why did Captain America become a lifeguard?
A: Because he knew how to “shield” people from danger!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of cake?
A: Thundercake!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a new skyscraper?
A: “I’m on top of the world!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become a pilot?
A: Because he could always hit the target!

Q: What’s Black Panther’s favorite type of ice cream?
A: Wakanda-melon!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s climbing a tall building?
A: “I’m on the up and up!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a tour guide?
A: Because he knew all the best places to “shield”!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of fish?
A: Thunderfish!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a rocket?
A: “I’m feeling quite propelled!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become an archery teacher?
A: Because he had a knack for teaching bullseye accuracy!

Q: What’s Black Widow’s favorite type of chocolate?
A: Espionage chocolate!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s climbing a tree?
A: “I’m branching out!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a gardener?
A: Because he wanted to “shield” plants from harm!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of soup?
A: Thunderstew!

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Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a time machine?
A: “I’m ahead of my time!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become a math teacher?
A: Because he never misses a calculation!

Q: What’s Black Panther’s favorite type of coffee?
A: Wakanda Mocha!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s climbing a mountain?
A: “I’m reaching new heights!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a motivational speaker?
A: Because he knew how to inspire people to reach new heights!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of pizza topping?
A: Thunderoni!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he invented a new gadget?
A: “This is a real game-changer!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye start a bird rescue center?
A: Because he’s got an eagle eye for injured birds!

Q: What’s Black Widow’s favorite board game?
A: Spy-opoly!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s feeling lazy?
A: “I’m just hanging around!”

Q: Why did Captain America open a gym?
A: Because he wanted to help people “shape” up!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of tree?
A: Thunderwood!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a robot butler?
A: “I’ve got the tech-sperience for this!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become a fashion designer?
A: Because he knows how to create eye-catching outfits!

Q: What’s Black Widow’s favorite type of music?
A: Spy-fi tunes!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s stuck in traffic?
A: “I guess I’ll have to swing my way out of this!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a lifeguard?
A: Because he knew how to “shield” people from danger!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of cake?
A: Thundercake!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a new skyscraper?
A: “I’m on top of the world!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become a pilot?
A: Because he could always hit the target!

Q: What’s Black Panther’s favorite type of ice cream?
A: Wakanda-melon!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s climbing a tall building?
A: “I’m on the up and up!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a tour guide?
A: Because he knew all the best places to “shield”!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of fish?
A: Thunderfish!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a rocket?
A: “I’m feeling quite propelled!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become an archery teacher?
A: Because he had a knack for teaching bullseye accuracy!

Q: What’s Black Widow’s favorite type of chocolate?
A: Espionage chocolate!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s climbing a tree?
A: “I’m branching out!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a gardener?
A: Because he wanted to “shield” plants from harm!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of soup?
A: Thunderstew!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a time machine?
A: “I’m ahead of my time!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become a math teacher?
A: Because he never misses a calculation!

Q: What’s Black Panther’s favorite type of coffee?
A: Wakanda Mocha!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s climbing a mountain?
A: “I’m reaching new heights!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a motivational speaker?
A: Because he knew how to inspire people to reach new heights!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of pizza topping?
A: Thunderoni!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he invented a new gadget?
A: “This is a real game-changer!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye start a bird rescue center?
A: Because he’s got an eagle eye for injured birds!

Q: What’s Black Widow’s favorite board game?
A: Spy-opoly!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s feeling lazy?
A: “I’m just hanging around!”

Q: Why did Captain America open a gym?
A: Because he wanted to help people “shape” up!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of tree?
A: Thunderwood!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a robot butler?
A: “I’ve got the tech-sperience for this!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become a fashion designer?
A: Because he knows how to create eye-catching outfits!

Q: What’s Black Widow’s favorite type of music?
A: Spy-fi tunes!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s stuck in traffic?
A: “I guess I’ll have to swing my way out of this!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a lifeguard?
A: Because he knew how to “shield” people from danger!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of cake?
A: Thundercake!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a new skyscraper?
A: “I’m on top of the world!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become a pilot?
A: Because he could always hit the target!

Q: What’s Black Panther’s favorite type of ice cream?
A: Wakanda-melon!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s climbing a tall building?
A: “I’m on the up and up!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a tour guide?
A: Because he knew all the best places to “shield”!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of fish?
A: Thunderfish!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a rocket?
A: “I’m feeling quite propelled!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become an archery teacher?
A: Because he had a knack for teaching bullseye accuracy!

Q: What’s Black Widow’s favorite type of chocolate?
A: Espionage chocolate!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s climbing a tree?
A: “I’m branching out!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a gardener?
A: Because he wanted to “shield” plants from harm!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of soup?
A: Thunderstew!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a time machine?
A: “I’m ahead of my time!”

Q:Why did Hawkeye become a math teacher?
A: Because he never misses a calculation!

Q: What’s Black Panther’s favorite type of coffee?
A: Wakanda Mocha!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s climbing a mountain?
A: “I’m reaching new heights!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a motivational speaker?
A: Because he knew how to inspire people to reach new heights!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of pizza topping?
A: Thunderoni!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he invented a new gadget?
A: “This is a real game-changer!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye start a bird rescue center?
A: Because he’s got an eagle eye for injured birds!

Q: What’s Black Widow’s favorite board game?
A: Spy-opoly!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s feeling lazy?
A: “I’m just hanging around!”

Q: Why did Captain America open a gym?
A: Because he wanted to help people “shape” up!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of tree?
A: Thunderwood!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a robot butler?
A: “I’ve got the tech-sperience for this!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become a fashion designer?
A: Because he knows how to create eye-catching outfits!

Q: What’s Black Widow’s favorite type of music?
A: Spy-fi tunes!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s stuck in traffic?
A: “I guess I’ll have to swing my way out of this!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a lifeguard?
A: Because he knew how to “shield” people from danger!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of cake?
A: Thundercake!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a new skyscraper?
A: “I’m on top of the world!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become a pilot?
A: Because he could always hit the target!

Q: What’s Black Panther’s favorite type of ice cream?
A: Wakanda-melon!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s climbing a tall building?
A: “I’m on the up and up!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a tour guide?
A: Because he knew all the best places to “shield”!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of fish?
A: Thunderfish!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a rocket?
A: “I’m feeling quite propelled!”

Marvel Puns

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of cake?
A: Thundercake!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a new skyscraper?
A: “I’m on top of the world!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become a pilot?
A: Because he could always hit the target!

Q: What’s Black Panther’s favorite type of ice cream?
A: Wakanda-melon!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s climbing a tall building?
A: “I’m on the up and up!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a tour guide?
A: Because he knew all the best places to “shield”!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of fish?
A: Thunderfish!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a rocket?
A: “I’m feeling quite propelled!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become an archery teacher?
A: Because he had a knack for teaching bullseye accuracy!

Q: What’s Black Widow’s favorite type of chocolate?
A: Espionage chocolate!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s climbing a tree?
A: “I’m branching out!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a gardener?
A: Because he wanted to “shield” plants from harm!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of soup?
A: Thunderstew!

Marvel Puns

Q: Why did Hawkeye become an archery teacher?
A: Because he had a knack for teaching bullseye accuracy!

Q: What’s Black Widow’s favorite type of chocolate?
A: Espionage chocolate!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s climbing a tree?
A: “I’m branching out!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a gardener?
A: Because he wanted to “shield” plants from harm!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a time machine?
A: “I’m ahead of my time!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become a math teacher?
A: Because he never misses a calculation!

Q: What’s Black Panther’s favorite type of coffee?
A: Wakanda Mocha!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s climbing a mountain?
A: “I’m reaching new heights!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a motivational speaker?
A: Because he knew how to inspire people to reach new heights!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of pizza topping?
A: Thunderoni!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he invented a new gadget?
A: “This is a real game-changer!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye start a bird rescue center?
A: Because he’s got an eagle eye for injured birds!

Q: What’s Black Widow’s favorite board game?
A: Spy-opoly!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s feeling lazy?
A: “I’m just hanging around!”

Q: Why did Captain America open a gym?
A: Because he wanted to help people “shape” up!

Q: What’s Thor’s favorite type of tree?
A: Thunderwood!

Q: What did Iron Man say when he built a robot butler?
A: “I’ve got the tech-sperience for this!”

Q: Why did Hawkeye become a fashion designer?
A: Because he knows how to create eye-catching outfits!

Q: What’s Black Widow’s favorite type of music?
A: Spy-fi tunes!

Q: What does Spider-Man say when he’s stuck in traffic?
A: “I guess I’ll have to swing my way out of this!”

Q: Why did Captain America become a lifeguard?
A: Because he knew how to “shield” people from danger!

Marvel Puns

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