179+ Funny Mountain Puns that Will Make You Ever-Rest

Mountain is, as we all are aware, a kind of landform. Also, there are different types of mountains, like fold mountains and so on.

Mount Everest is among the highest mountains in the entire world. Mentioned below are some best mountain puns, which you can always use. 

πŸ”οΈ Brace yourselves, folks, because we’re about to embark on a pun-derful adventure that’ll have you grinning from ear to ear!

πŸ—» Strap on your hiking boots and grab your trekking poles, as we scale the dizzying heights of hilarity with these mountain puns.

🀣 So buckle up, and get ready to reach the peak of laughter as we navigate through the rocky terrain of these pun-tastic mountain jokes!

Mountain Puns

  • Do you have you MOUNT in that Bank?
  • Have you seen that MOUNTAIN in his hall 
  • He has a MOUNTAIN pen 
  • How much MOUNT of money do I need to pay to you 
  • Have you seen his such an expensive MOUNTAIN pen 
  • I just love all the products of that brand called MOUNT BLANC 
  • She has such an expensive watch of MOUNT BLANC 
  • She had a MOUNTAIN on her clothes, from where did that blood actually came on her clothes 
  • Do you have any idea of that drop of blood or rather of that MOUNTAIN which we saw on his clothes 
  • From where did you bought that gold MOUNTAIN 
  • Your Gold MOUNTAIN is looking so very beautiful 
  • I bought my gold mountain from that jewellery shop 
  • That place has a FLOODMOUNTAIN 
  • Think from your MOUNTAIN 
  • MOUNTAINMENT of that disease was very necessary for all of us 
  • She MOUNTAINED of you
  • I have to file a MOUNTAIN against him in the court 
  • Who is the MOUNTAIN of this ship 
  • He is the MOUNTAIN of that ship 
  • Have you seen the MOUNTAIN of this ship 
  • He was the MOUNTAIN in that movie 
  • I eat MULTIMOUNTAIN bread 
  • My break fast is only MULTIMOUNTAIN bread with jam 
  • We must actually not break this MOUNTAIN 
  • Do you know how to MOUNTAIN at the shops 
  • Have you ever done MOUNTAINING with the shopkeepers 
  • You need to give a MOUNTAINATION to me about this act of yours 
  • Could you please MOUNTAIN me all the matter 
  • All of us must MOUNTAIN ourselves from coming in contact of any infected person 
  • Does it MOUNTAIN peanuts? As I have allergy from them 
  • We all must try to achieve the MOUNTAINABLE development goals 
  • Have you ever heard about the MOUNTAINABLE development goals 
  • We must always use all the resources of this earth MOUNTAINABLY 
  • The MOUNTAIN of that place is very difficult for us to access that place 
  • The MOUNTAIN of that place is the main reason for it to be under developed 
  • Could you please MOUNT that for me 
  • Have you MOUNTED the number of students who are going for that picnic 
  • Have you made the MOUNT of the students who are interested in taking those dance classes 
  • Could you provide me with some mouth freshener which has PEPPER – MOUNT in it 
  • I like PEPPER – MOUNT flavour in the mouth fresheners 
  • Open your MOUNT! Ha! Ha! Ha! 
  • Now close your MOUNT 
  • That bird’s PEAK is so beautiful 
  • Have you seen that bird’s PEAK 
  • Can you PEAK me up while coming back to home 
  • PEAK me up today from the super market while you are returning back from your office 
  • Do not forget to PEAK me up today from the shopping mall 
  • You are so PEAK 
  • You need to do so much more hard work as you are too PEAK in this subject 
  • Your teacher today told me that how PEAK you are in Maths 
  • You must work more on your PEAKER subjects 
  • Jamaica is an HIGHLAND country in Carribean Sea 
  • Close the RIDGE 
  • Why did you left the RIDGE open 
  • My RIDGE had stopped working today 
  • You must RANGE them in one line 
  • How did you made so many RANGEMENTS all alone 

Why do mountains never get cold? Because they wear snow caps! β„οΈπŸ”οΈ

What do you call a mountain’s sense of humor? Hill-arious!

Why are mountains such great storytellers? They always have a peak experience to share! πŸ”οΈπŸ“š

Why did the mountain start a podcast? To reach new heights in entertainment!

How do mountains stay in shape? They do summit exercises! πŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸ”οΈ

Why did the mountain go to school? To become a little boulder!

What’s a mountain’s favorite type of candy? Cliff bars! πŸ«β›°οΈ

Why do mountains love to play cards? They’re always trying to reach the highest peak!

What’s a mountain’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll, of course! πŸŽΈπŸ—»

Why are mountains so bad at playing hide and seek? They always peak too soon!

What do you call a mountain that’s always tired? A snooze peak! πŸ’€β›°οΈ

What do mountains use to make phone calls? A hill-o-phone!

What’s a mountain’s favorite dance move? The rock and roll! πŸ’ƒπŸ”οΈ

Why did the mountain go on a diet? It wanted to lose a few stones!

What do you call a mountain that loves to gossip? A peak-a-boo! πŸ—£οΈβ›°οΈ

What’s a mountain’s favorite type of coffee? A rocky-latte!

Why did the mountain get a job at the bakery? It kneaded the dough! πŸžπŸ—»

What do you call a mountain’s pet? A pebble!

Why did the mountain go to therapy? It had too much emotional baggage! πŸŽ’πŸ”οΈ

What’s a mountain’s favorite movie? The Summit of All Fears!

If you’re looking for puns that are not just limited to mountain then be sure to check out our collection of Nature Puns

Mountain Jokes

  • Thanks a lot more for such wonderful RANGEMENTS 
  • I want to buy a MID – RANGE cell phone 
  • Today I will buy a MID – RANGE smart phone for my younger brother 
  • That place was actually so RANGEROUS 
  • You must keep yourself away from all the RANGERS 
  • I just love to watch the POWER RANGERS 
  • He was completely boiling with RANGE when he actually saw you at his party tonight 
  • RANGE is the law of nature 
  • You must never RANGE yourself for others 
  • You must now RANGE your clothes it’s already too late 
  • Have you ever learnt about the STEEP year 
  • My favourite show as well as the favourite movie is only and only power RANGERS 
  • RANGE your address in your identity proofs 
  • What was your CLIMB 
  • Why did the police arrested you without even warrant, what CLIMB you just did 
  • Police can arrests you if you commit any CLIMB 
  • You must just work on your ALTITUDE 
  • Always remember to have a Right ALTITUDE to wards your life 
  • He always ALPS me in what ever problem I may be in 
  • Keep your shoes in the ROCKS 
  • Where is the shoe ROCK in your house 
  • Just check the time in your ROCK 
  • What is the time in your ROCK 
  • This is your ROCK test 
  • Will you like to have some ROCKTAIL 
  • I would like to have whiskey on the ROCKS 
  • She is such a FOLD girl 
  • Write every thing in FOLD italics 
  • The police had ROCKED the road 
  • You must take another way as the police had ROCKED this one 
  • Add some FAULT to this soup
  • CANYON please help me in this project 
  • CANYON do me a favour please 
  • CANYON pass this book and pen to her 
  • Have you watched that movie named VALLEY boy 
  • The movie VALLEY boy was even nominated for the Oscars 
  • Ranveer Singh acted so well in his movie VALLEY boy 
  • It was such an HILL AREAS act done by him
  • Such a HILL AREAS movie it was 
  • What the HILL is going on here 
  • What the HILL is your problem

How do mountains stay cool in the summer? They use their glacial fan!

Why did the mountain join a choir? It wanted to reach the high notes! πŸŽ΅πŸ”οΈ

What do you call a mountain that loves to paint? An artist-otle!

Why did the mountain become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of the missing peak! πŸ”β›°οΈ

What’s a mountain’s favorite vegetable? Rock-oli!

What do you call a mountain that’s always partying? A rock star! πŸŽ‰πŸ—»

What’s a mountain’s favorite type of cheese? Gouda-peak!

Why did the mountain go to the doctor? It had a case of the boulders! πŸ’ŠπŸ”οΈ

What’s a mountain’s favorite type of sandwich? A PB & J with a rocky road!

How do mountains stay warm during winter? They wear their summit suits! πŸ§₯⛰️

What’s a mountain’s favorite type of dessert? Rocky road ice cream!

Why did the mountain become a gardener? It had a green thumb for planting trees! πŸŒ³πŸ—»

What’s a mountain’s favorite board game? Chutes and Ladders with a twist of elevation!

Why did the mountain go to college? To major in geology! πŸ“šπŸ”οΈ

What do you call a mountain’s favorite exercise? Hiking up the laughter!

What’s a mountain’s favorite type of tea? High-altitude chai! β˜•β›°οΈ

Why did the mountain become a photographer? It wanted to capture peak moments!

What’s a mountain’s favorite type of fruit? A-peaking apples! πŸŽπŸ—»

Why do mountains make great chefs? They have a natural talent for cooking up a storm!

What do you call a mountain that loves fashion? A trend-peak! πŸ‘—πŸ”οΈ

Mountain Puns
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