A strip of hair that grows above the upper lip is called Mustache. It grows on men and sometimes even animals. Mustaches grow fast so People have to trim them frequently. People have been wearing mustaches for a very long time. Mustaches can help people look strong, wise, or sometimes even silly.
Mustaches can grow up to fourteen feet if you let it! It is longer than a giraffe’s neck! People use fake mustaches just for fun! They are used for dress-ups. Mustaches have been a symbol of masculinity for a long time. November is celebrated as Movember to raise awareness about men’s health issues!
What did one mustache say to the other mustache? I mustache you a question but I will shave it for later. That was a fun pun, wasn’t it? I knew it! Some more puns will not hurt you. So I give you a whole list of puns just for you!
Funny Mustache Puns
Q: What did I say to my Star Wars fan friend who loves mustaches?
A: “May ‘stache be with you!”
Q: Why did my friend decide to grow a mustache?
A: Because what grows along, goes along.
Q: How do I feel when I have my mustache?
A: Fan-stache-tic!
Q: What’s our group decision regarding mustaches?
A: All my male friends have decided not to bash the ‘stache.
Q: What did I say to someone making fun of my mustache at a party?
A: “I mustache you to leave right now!”
Q: What’s my November motivation?
A: Keep calm and Mo long.
My Experience: Ah, that’s just like my friend’s yearly ritual. When November rolls around, he adopts the motto to embrace the mustache-growing journey! 🧔🍂
Q: How do I feel about my mustache comb?
A: I think I’m going to shave it for later.
Q: What’s my request to someone while shaving their mustache?
A: Can you just pause shaving your mustache and listen to me? It’s hairy important.
Q: What’s the deal with Movember mustaches?
A: They just keep growing.
Q: How did my friend with a mustache approach me?
A: He said, “Are you busy? Because I mustache you a question, it’s important.”
Q: What do we call ourselves when my friend and I plan to grow mustaches together?
A: We are bro-staches.
Q: How do I feel about mustache love?
A: I always believe that mustache love never ends. It keeps growing.
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Q: When do I plan to start growing a mustache?
A: I will start growing a mustache from Movember 1st.
Q: When do I plan to tell mustache puns to my friends?
A: On Movember 31st. Shave the date!
Q: What does my mustache tell me when I think about getting rid of it?
A: It says, “Don’t. I’m sexy, and I grow it!”
Q: How do I handle my problems, according to my mustache?
A: My mustache has taught me that I mustache-ways face my problems bravely.
Q: How did our friend stumble while telling us mustache puns?
A: He said he kept stubbling over his words.
Q: What do I ask my mustache when I look in the mirror?
A: I look into the mirror and ask my mustache, “Hey buddy, what’s growing on with you?”
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A: I say to it, “Will you just let it grow?”
Q: What do we call ourselves, me and my two friends with great mustaches?
A: The three mustache-ers.
Q: How has my opinion about having a mustache changed over time?
A: I was not sure about having a mustache but it is growing on me.
Q: What’s my secret mustache when I wear a mask?
A: It’s my secret ‘stache.
Q: How do I keep track of my mustache’s growth?
A: I keep track of my mustache’s growth in days, weeks, and beards.
Q: Is it mandatory for me to grow a mustache?
A: Yes, it is a must-ache.
Pro Experience: That reminds me of my brother’s attempt at growing a mustache.👨🦰😄
Q: How does your mustache look?
A: I think that mustache is looking fan-stache-tic on you.
Q: What did I think about shaving off my great mustache after two years?
A: Now that I have shaved it off, I think it has been a big mis-tache.
Q: What’s my friend’s opinion about how a mustache looks on him?
A: He believes beardy is in the eyes of the beholder.
Q: What would be foolish to ask me to do regarding my mustache?
A: It would be foolish of you to mustache me to shave.
Q: What did he ask the barber regarding his eyebrows and mustache?
A: He said to the barber, “May eyebrows through the mustache styling options?”
Q: Why did you get rid of your mustache?
A: Better shave than sorry.
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Q: How fast did I grow my mustache?
A: I can’t believe I grew this mustache so must-fast.
Q: What’s the nature of my love for my mustache?
A: My love for my mustache is the same as the mustache itself. It grows a little every day.
Q: What has my mustache become over time?
A: I never thought my mustache would become a family hairloom.
Q: What does my mustache do for me?
A: My mustache is a little gift to myself. It keeps me mo’tivated.
Q: What surprised me about the cow?
A: I was surprised to see that the cow had such a beautiful moostache.
Q: What’s the only snack with a great mustache?
A: The pi-stach-io.
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A: My friend with a nice mustache went to the bank to open a shavings account.
Q: How did the pirate feel after his shave?
A: The pirate went to the salon and said, “Arrgh, shav-er me timbers.”
Q: What kind of mustache does my professional biker friend have?
A: My friend who’s a professional biker has been growing a handlebar mustache recently.
Q: What should you do when you can’t let go of something right away?
A: You can’t just let this go, you mustache-t on it right away!
Q: Why did the mustache cross the road?
A: To get to the hairy side!
Q: What do you call a mustache that’s always on time?
A: A punctu-mustache.
Sigma Experience: That one takes me back to a surprise party for my friend. We had a mustache theme, and one guy showed up with the most perfectly timed mustache.👨🦰⏰😄
Q: What’s a mustache’s favorite coffee?
A: Espresso Yourself!
Q: What do you say when you meet someone with a magnificent mustache?
A: “Nice ‘stache, bro!”
Q: How does a mustache stay fit?
A: With a daily upper-lip workout!
Q: What’s a mustache’s favorite kind of music?
A: Heavy Metal…because it’s all about the ‘stache!
Q: How does a mustache apologize?
A: It says, “I mustache for forgiveness.”
Q: Why did the detective have a mustache?
A: Because it helped him ‘stache the clues!
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Q: What did the mustache say to the beard?
A: “I mustache you to step aside, I’m the real star here!”
Q: Why do hipsters love mustaches?
A: Because they’re the original facial accessory!
Q: How do you make a mustache laugh?
A: Just give it a tickle!
Q: What’s a mustache’s favorite fairy tale?
A: “Snow White and the Seven Mustaches.”
Q: Why did the mustache go to the comedy club?
A: To hear some ‘stache-tickles!
Q: How do you measure a mustache’s length?
A: With a ruler made of barbershop poles!
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A: A sage-stache.
Q: What did one mustache say to the other mustache?
A: “We really ‘stache together.”
Q: Why did the mustache apply for a job?
A: Because it wanted to get ahead in the ‘stache game!
Q: What did the barber say to the mustache before trimming it?
A: “Let’s make you look ‘stache-tacular!”
Q: How did the mustache feel when it won the mustache competition?
A: It was simply ‘stache-tisfied!
Q: Why did the mustache bring a ladder?
A: To ‘stache up to the next level!
Q: What’s a mustache’s favorite movie genre?
A: Westerns, of course!
Q: What do you call a mustache that can play the piano?
A: A music-stache.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the mustache barber?
A: Because it needed a trim-mustache-ion!
Ultra Pro Experience: Oh, that’s like my sister’s baking mishap! We found her cookie with an unintentional mustache! 🍪✂️😄
Q: How do you make a mustache disappear?
A: Shave it off!
Q: What did the mustache say to the beard trimmer?
A: “Don’t you dare touch my ‘stache!”
Q: Why did the mustache get a passport?
A: It wanted to go mustache-ter a new adventure!
Q: How does a mustache stay confident?
A: It always believes in itself, even when it’s a bit hairy!
Q: What did the mustache order for lunch?
A: A “sub” sandwich… because it’s a “sub”-stantial mustache!
Q: What do you call a group of mustaches?
A: A whisker-wagon!
Q: What’s a mustache’s favorite board game?
A: “Monopoly,” because it loves collecting properties!
Q: How do you greet a mustache at a party?
A: “Hello, good ‘stache-ening!”
Exploring “Mustache puns” has been a hairy good time! Did they make you grin like a whiskered walrus or giggle like a barber with a funny story?
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