Who nose👃🏻 puns? I nose puns! Lots of puns! The nose is one of the most crucial parts of the human body, as well as one of the most amusing.
Who noses why it’s so? Nevertheless, join us on our journey to the ultimate list of nose puns and jokes that will snort your day!
These side-splitting nose puns are sure to tickle your funny😂 bone and leave you sniffing for more.
Funny Nose Puns
Q: What did Louis Armstrong say?
A: “Nobody nose the trouble I’ve seen, nobody nose my sorrow.”
Q: When was Holden D. Nose at relief?
A: When he visited a fragrance store.
Q: What book would Hank E. strive to write?
A: A Guide to Blowing Your Nose.
Q: Why did the eavesdropping children get in trouble?
A: Because they got their nose stuck where they don’t belong.
Q: What made the nose sniff for laughter?
A: More nose puns.
Q: Why couldn’t he stop sneezing?
A: Because he was paying through his nose.
My Experience: Reminds me of a time when my brother accidentally inhaled some pepper while cooking, and he couldn’t stop sneezing. 🤧😄
Q: What made him a successful man?
A: He followed his nose.
Q: Why was she rubbing her nose on the grindstone?
A: Because she was working hard and putting her nose to the grindstone.
Q: What made Sarah so sad and lonely?
A: She cut her nose off to end up bringing spite to her face.
Q: Who is known as the Patron Scent of Bookstores?
A: Sylvia Beach.
Q: How was the most successful company built?
A: The director led other people by his nose.
Q: Why did the engineer’s son run off to become a singer?
A: His nose was loose, and he followed his nose.
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Q: From where did the nose graduate?
A: The Nasal Academy.
Q: Why is Hank E. appreciated?
A: He makes blow-ups possible.
Q: Why was it so hard for Sarah to accept that her parrot had flown away?
A: Because she was hard-nosed.
Q: Why was Harish arrested?
A: He was caught stealing Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer who had a cold.
Q: Why couldn’t the kids keep themselves out of other people’s business?
A: Because they got their noses stuck in their business.
Q: Why was Harish arrested?
A: He was caught red-nosed.
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A: “Nose-in is funnier than nose puns.”
Q: Why couldn’t Sarah concentrate on the class?
A: Because she was nose-in off due to a bad night’s sleep the whole time.
Q: What do you call someone who has a peg nose and is acting suspiciously?
A: Suspeg.
Q: How does a dog smell when he plays with mud?
A: Awful.
Q: What is the first song you would find in a nose’s Spotify playlist?
A: Smelly Cat by Phoebe Buffay.
Q: How did the nose greet its neighbors?
A: By saying, “Achoo!”
Pro Experience: I once had a playful moment with my little cousin, and as we were pretending to be different body parts, We imagined a nose greeting its neighbors with a sneeze.👃😄
Q: What is a nose without a body known as?
A: Nobody nose.
Q: Why did the nose become a politician?
A: It could always sniff out a good opportunity!
Q: What is the number one location on the nose’s to-travel list?
A: Nose-terdam.
Q: What is the nose’s favorite location in Paris?
A: Nostril Dame.
Q: Why did the nose become a philosopher?
A: It was always pondering the scent of life!
Q: What do you call a nose that’s a great listener?
A: A sympathetic sniffer!
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Q: What’s a nose’s favorite type of TV show?
A: A drama with lots of twists and turns!
Q: What do you call a nose that loves adventure?
A: A dare-sniff-il!
Q: What’s a nose’s favorite type of pet?
A: A dog with a great sense of smell!
Q: Why did the nose apply for a job as a chef?
A: It had a great sense of taste!
Q: What do you call a nose that loves nature?
A: An environmental-sneeze-t!
Q: What’s a nose’s favorite type of sport?
A: Anything that gets the adrenaline pumping!
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A: A scent-venturer!
Q: What’s a nose’s favorite type of flower?
A: A sniff-odil!
Q: Why did the nose become an actor?
A: It had a great sense of drama!
Q: What do you call a nose that’s always happy?
A: A sniffling success!
Q: What’s a nose’s favorite type of food?
A: Something with a lot of flavor!
Q: Why did the nose become a teacher?
A: It had a lot to share with its pupils!
Sigma Experience: It reminds me of a fun class where our teacher, with a cheerful spirit, shared interesting stories and knowledge. 📚😄
Q: What do you call a nose that loves to read?
A: A book-scent-ual!
Q: What’s a nose’s favorite type of dessert?
A: Anything that’s a treat for the senses!
Q: Why did the nose become a scientist?
A: It was always sniffing out discoveries!
Q: What do you call a nose that loves to shop?
A: A scent-sational spender!
Q: What’s a nose’s favorite type of game?
A: A scent-sational guessing game!
Q: What kind of earrings are noses fond of?
A: Nose piercings.
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Q: What happens when a nose is blocked?
A: The dialogue box of “Error 404 Nose Not Found” appears.
Q: What is the ultimate disgusting trick ghosts use on Halloween?
A: They throw boogers.
Q: Why couldn’t the pig mind its own business?
A: Because it was a nosy porker.
Q: What did one snowman say to another snowman?
A: “I keep smelling carrots for sine reason.”
Q: What is Hank E. best known for?
A: Helping you in blowing your nose.
Q: What did the nose say when it visited its old town?
A: “This is very nose-tralgic.”
Q: What book idea did Holden D. Nose ditch writing about?
A: Owning a pet skunk.
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A: It rains blood all over the town.
Q: Why did the cat become so moody when it got a cold?
A: Because it was full of mew-cuss.
Q: What did the nose say when it visited its old town?
A: “This is very nostril-gic.”
Q: What kind of magic are noses accustomed to?
A: Nostralgic.
Q: How did the nose propose to his girlfriend?
A: With a nose ring.
Q: Why was the nose sitting alone?
A: He wasn’t picked.
Q: What did the runny nose say?
A: “Sniffity snoffity, here I go!”
Q: What did the nose say to the boogers?
A: “Sniffity snoffity, get off my property.”
Ultra Pro Experience: I once had a silly moment with my younger sister when we were playing around, and she came up with a playful idea of a nose talking to boogers.😄👃
Q: Why did she never blow her nose?
A: Because she didn’t want it to fly away.
Q: What do you call a nose that loves fashion?
A: A scent-imentalist!
Q: What’s a nose’s favorite type of jewelry?
A: A nose ring, of course!
Q: Why did the nose become a baker?
A: It loved the smell of fresh bread!
Q: What do you call a nose that’s an expert in wine?
A: A sommeli-sneeze!
Q: What’s a nose’s favorite type of joke?
A: A pun that’s scent-sationally funny!
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Q: Why did the nose become a therapist?
A: It could always sniff out people’s feelings!
Q: What do you call a nose that’s always on time?
A: A punc-snifftual clock-watcher!
Q: What’s a nose’s favorite type of holiday decoration?
A: A wreath that smells divine!
Q: Why did the nose become a librarian?
A: It loved the smell of old books!
Q: What do you call a nose that loves the beach?
A: A sand-sational sniffer!
Q: What’s a nose’s favorite type of fashion accessory?
A: A scent-sational scarf!
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