Have you found yourself in a rough pumpkin patch? Are you hollow on Holloween season? Well, that cannot be a pine thing to celebrate. How about we turn that frown upside down with a BOOst of positivity?
Well, it is bealeafed that this list of hilarious October puns can definitely do the job of creeping up a smile on a sad man’s face. So, what are we waiting for?
Funny October Puns
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award in October?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
Q: What do you call a ghost that haunts a pumpkin patch in October?
A: A pumpkin spook-tacle!
Q: Why do ghosts love October?
A: Because it’s the only time they can come out and socialize!
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit in October?
A: A blood orange!
Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash!
Q: What did the tree say to the jack-o’-lantern?
A: “Leaf me alone!”
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach in October?
A: A sand-witch!
Q: Why do skeletons go trick-or-treating in October?
A: Because they have no-body to go with!
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What do you call a haunted chicken?
A: Poultry-geist!
Q: What did the zombie say to the trick-or-treater?
A: “You have some lovely veins!”
Q: Why did the mummy become a detective in October?
A: Because he was good at unraveling mysteries!
Q: What do you call a ghost that’s always lying?
A: Phony-ghost!
Q: Why did the ghost go to the Halloween party?
A: Because he heard it was going to be a boo-last!
Q: Why was the math book sad in October?
A: Because it had too many problems!
Q: Why did the broom get invited to the Halloween party?
A: Because it was a-sweeping the nation!
Q: Why did the vampire get a job in October?
A: Because he was good at draining tasks!
Q: What do you call a pumpkin that’s been carved into a brain shape?
A: A jack-o’-lantern!
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hobo-kin!
Q: What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
A: The living room!
Q: Why did the pumpkin sit on a fence?
A: Because it had no chair to sit on!
Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations in October?
A: Because they’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite party game?
A: Hide-and-ghost-seek!
Q: Why did the werewolf start a band in October?
A: Because he could play a mean howl-o-phone!
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
A: Because he had no-body to go with him!
Q: What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad?
A: Transparent!
Q: What do you call a group of musical whales in October?
A: An orca-stra!
Q: What do you call a pumpkin’s car?
A: A pump-car!
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award in October?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
Q: What do you call a ghost that haunts a pumpkin patch in October?
A: A pumpkin spook-tacle!
Q: Why do ghosts love October?
A: Because it’s the only time they can come out and socialize!
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit in October?
A: A blood orange!
Q: What did the tree say to the jack-o’-lantern?
A: “Leaf me alone!”
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach in October?
A: A sand-witch!
Q: Why do skeletons go trick-or-treating in October?
A: Because they have no-body to go with!
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What do you call a haunted chicken?
A: Poultry-geist!
Q: What did the zombie say to the trick-or-treater?
A: “You have some lovely veins!”
Q: Why did the mummy become a detective in October?
A: Because he was good at unraveling mysteries!
Q: What do you call a ghost that’s always lying?
A: Phony-ghost!
Q: Why did the ghost go to the Halloween party?
A: Because he heard it was going to be a boo-last!
Q: Why did the broom get invited to the Halloween party?
A: Because it was a-sweeping the nation!
Q: Why did the vampire get a job in October?
A: Because he was good at draining tasks!
Q: What do you call a pumpkin that’s been carved into a brain shape?
A: A jack-o’-lantern!
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hobo-kin!
Q: What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
A: The living room!
Q: Why did the pumpkin sit on a fence?
A: Because it had no chair to sit on!
Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations in October?
A: Because they’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
Q: Why did the werewolf start a band in October?
A: Because he could play a mean howl-o-phone!
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
A: Because he had no-body to go with him!
Q: What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad?
A: Transparent!
Q: What do you call a group of musical whales in October?
A: An orca-stra!
Q: What do you call a pumpkin’s car?
A: A pump-car!
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit in October?
A: A blood orange!
Q: What did the tree say to the jack-o’-lantern?
A: “Leaf me alone!”
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach in October?
A: A sand-witch!
Q: Why do skeletons go trick-or-treating in October?
A: Because they have no-body to go with!
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What do you call a haunted chicken?
A: Poultry-geist!
Q: What did the zombie say to the trick-or-treater?
A: “You have some lovely veins!”
Q: Why did the mummy become a detective in October?
A: Because he was good at unraveling mysteries!
Q: What do you call a ghost that’s always lying?
A: Phony-ghost!
Q: Why did the ghost go to the Halloween party?
A: Because he heard it was going to be a boo-last!
Q: Why did the broom get invited to the Halloween party?
A: Because it was a-sweeping the nation!
Q: Why did the vampire get a job in October?
A: Because he was good at draining tasks!
Q: What do you call a pumpkin that’s been carved into a brain shape?
A: A jack-o’-lantern!
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hobo-kin!
Q: What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
A: The living room!
Q: Why did the pumpkin sit on a fence?
A: Because it had no chair to sit on!
Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations in October?
A: Because they’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
Q: Why did the werewolf start a band in October?
A: Because he could play a mean howl-o-phone!
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
A: Because he had no-body to go with him!Q: What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad?
A: Transparent!
Q: What do you call a group of musical whales in October?
A: An orca-stra!
Q: What do you call a pumpkin’s car?
A: A pump-car!
Q: Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker in October?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
Q: What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?
A: “Cut it out!”
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite pie?
A: Booberry pie!
Q: Why did the vampire always carry a notebook in October?
A: He wanted to keep a “bat-log” of his activities!
Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite room in the house?
A: The living room, because it’s always full of life!
Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A: “Watch the board, and I’ll go through it again!”
Q: What do you call a zombie who tells jokes?
A: The “pun”-deader!
Q: Why did the mummy take a vacation in October?
A: He needed to relax and unwind!
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the “w”!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: I-scream!
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q: Why do witches use brooms for transportation?
A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q: What do you call a vampire who loves candy?
A: A sweet tooth!
Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite mode of transportation?
A: A “dead”-sled!
Q: How do you mend a broken jack-o’-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A blood orange!
Q: Why did the ghost go to the party?
A: He heard it was going to be a “boo”-last!
Q: What did the scarecrow say to the cornfield?
A: “I’m outstanding in my field!”
Q: What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad?
A: Transparent!
Q: How do you make a witch scratch?
A: Take away the “w”!
Q: What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap music!
Q: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
A: Boo jeans!
Q: Why did the vampire become a vegetarian?
A: He couldn’t stand the sight of blood!
Q: What do you call a group of musical whales?
A: An orca-stra!
Q: What do you call a haunted chicken?
A: Poultry-geist!
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
A: He had no-body to go with him!
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and “unwind”!
Q: What do you call a ghost that tells lies?
A: A phony-ghost!
Q: What do you call a vampire with no teeth?
A: A gum-pire!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pie?
A: Boo-berry pie!
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
Q: What do you call a haunted bed?
A: A “boooooo”dded!
Q: What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
A: The living room!
Q: What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!
Q: What did Elvis Presley say when the month of October came around?
A: “But I can’t help falling in love with you.”
Q: What kind of snack does a witch prefer to have in the month of October?
A: A sand-witch.
Q: What did the three best friends decide to do on their weekend night?
A: They decided to watch Gourd of the Rings in 3D.
Q: What did the priest say to the couple getting married in October?
A: “May the forest be with you.”
Q: What did the Star Wars fans say before watching the movie in October?
A: “May the forest be with us.”
Q: Why was the grandpa in the hospital in October?
A: He probably had a bad fall.
Q: When and where did the ghosts decide to go on vacation?
A: To Mali-boo beach in October.
Q: Why were the ghost hunters arrested?
A: Because it seems they did not have a license to haunt them.
Q: What does the ghost of a baby panda crave in the month of October?
A: Perhaps some bamBOO.
Q: What kinds of desserts sound appealing to ghosts in the month of October?
A: Perhaps some scoops of i-screams.
Q: What did the judgmental pumpkin say to the couple who were walking hand in hand in their backyard full of fallen leaves?
A: “Get a broom!”
Q: What did the ghosts say in the month of October?
A: “Witch month is this, again?”
Q: Why did the skeleton pass on going to watch the scary movie in the month of October?
A: Because he never had the guts to, in the first place.
Q: Where did the witch park her car?
A: In the broom closet!
Q: Why is it so difficult to differentiate between two witches who are twins?
A: Because we can never know which witch is which.
Q: Why is visiting a graveyard a scary match?
A: Probably because of all the coffins.
Q: What did the ghosts under Harry’s bed say to him at night?
A: “BOO night.”
Q: Why are ghosts so happy around the time of Halloween in the month of October?
A: Because their spirits are up.
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite play to watch in the month of October?
A: Romeo and Ghoul-iet.
Harvesting “October Puns” has been a gourd time! Did they pumpkin spice up your sense of humor or have you falling for laughter like autumn leaves?
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