When we talk about space, people think of us as nerds. But the truth is that all of us are curious about what is spread in that vast wide universe.
These puns are truly out-of-this-world and will launch your laughter into orbit, leaving you starry-eyed with amusement.
Let’s explore the final frontier of humor with these space puns that are guaranteed to make you feel weightless with laughter!
Here are some puns that will make you laugh when you talk about space.
Funny Space Puns
Q. Why was the Sun attending all the lectures?
A. To be bright student!
Q. What did the judge say to the jailed planet?
A. No mercury to you
Q. What did the Sun do to lose weight?
A. Solar Cycle
Q. Why were the aliens quite during the interview?
A. They were told not to comet.
The amount of existential crises I have, will name myself Pluto.
Q. What app does astronomers use to listen music on the space?
A. Neptunes…
Q. What protein did planets take to muscle up their game?
A. Asteriods.
Q. What vitamins did Pluto intake to become a planet?
A. Vita-moons.
Q. What did earth say to Saturn during an argument?
A. Calm down and get a life.
Pluto is that kid who got bullied all their life to just get mere acceptance.
Q. Why did the baby go to the space?
A. To see the milky-way.
Q. What business can be done on the space.
A. Milkshake
Q. What did Saturn say to Mercury before they broke up?
A. I need space!
Q. Where do planets maintain their cheque?
A. The spacebook account
Nobody invites Pluto to the planet meet! Pluto wished them to have a blast.
Q. What did Pluto study to qualify as aplanet?
A. The Comet Book.
Q. Why did planets never pass an exam?
A. They always space out.
Imagine never going to college just like SUN, because you already got a million degrees!
Space Funny Shorts!
- If I was Pluto I would have pretended I didn’t exist at all!
- I would have never begged for validation just like Pluto did!
- The amount of time sun takes to complete one lunar is the same amount of time I need to complete my assignments.
- If I were to go to moon I would take coffee beans and survive a millions years ahead.
The kind of love moon has for planet is the kind of love we all need.
Someone to just revolve around us!
Q. Why did all the girls follow Saturn?
A. For the rings!
Q. When do the planets party?
A. On Saturnday!
It was Pluto’s birthday bash but there was no one to planet.
Q. What do most the parents do not give their children and planets have in common?
A. SPACE
Q. When the solar was formed they made Sun, the head boy!
A. So everyone started revolution against it!
Q. Guess who was arrested from space?
A. Shooting star
Q. What causes pollution on planets?
A. Stardust
Q. What was Dora the explorer doing in space?
A. Searching PLUTO.
Q. When do planets have fun?
A. On SUN-day
Q. What did astronaut drink in space?
A. GRA-vi-TEA
Q. Why was the Earth making fun of other planets?
A. For not getting a life.
Q. Where did the Aliens go for their wedding shopping?
A. Saturn
Q. Why did the moon skip dinner?
A. Because it was full!
Q. What is planet’s favorite video game?
A. SpaceX
Q. Why did the Venus buy an Air Conditioner ?
A. Guess Mercury got closer!
Q: Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
A: He needed space!
Q: What’s a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories!
Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
A: When it’s full!
Q: What do you call an astronaut who loves to paint?
A: An art-ronaut!
Q: What do you call an astronaut who loves to dance?
A: A moon-walker!
Exploring “Space puns” has been a journey to the stars! Did these puns launch you into laughter or make you feel like an astronaut of amusement?
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