122+ Hilarious Rain Puns May Cause Excessive Smiling And Chuckling!

Rain🌧️ puns shower your day with humor and joy, just like the gentle drops of a refreshing rainstorm.

They playfully dance with words, creating a symphony of laughter🤣 that can brighten the gloomiest of days.

Whether it’s puns about rainbows🌈, puddles, or simply the sound of rain, they bring a sense of fun to even the wettest situations.

The light-heartedness of rain puns and let them wash away your worries, leaving you with a sunny disposition.

Funny Rain Puns

Q: When it rains, is the sky sad?
A: Yes, the sky is pretty blue then.

Q: Who’s that camper driving through the frozen rain?
A: Van Hailin.

Q: Did you know, but before it rains candy, it first sprinkles?
A: Which starts raining cats and dogs; what should you do? Seek some shelter.

Funny Rain Puns For Kids

Q: What did the man take with him when it rained?
A: Ketchup, because it was raining cat soup and hot dogs.

Q: If you have a waterproof rain jacket, how do you clean it?
A: Just dry clean it.

Q: What do you call a deer that loves being in the rain?
A: A raindeer.
My Experience: I remember a light-hearted moment during a rainy day hike when we spotted a deer gracefully moving through the rain.🦌🌧️😄

Q: Do you know how snowflakes get marked at school?
A: Absolutely on class precipitation.

Q: Why do mother Kangaroos hate the rain?
A: Because the kids really have to play inside then.

Q: If a baby owl is stuck in the rain, what do you call it?
A: A moist owlette.

Hilarious Rain Puns For Kids

Q: Why do you think Britain is the whitest country?
A: Because royalty has rained there for centuries.

Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back, silly.

Q: Can you name a bowl that cannot be tied?
A: A rain-bow.

Weathering Storms Together ☔🤝
Stand together under the umbrella of unity, weathering life’s storms with strength and solidarity. Your support and friendship will provide comfort during rainy days.

Q: What does it feel like when you plan to go to the beach but it begins to rain?
A: Really irrigating.

Q: Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
A: Because he had to get some rust.

Q: Do you know why the hurricane war on monocle?
A: Because it had only one eye.

Incredible Rain Puns For Kids

Q: I only rained on your parade because I thought it would be snow problem at all.
A: What were the skeleton’s feelings about the rain? He had no bones about it.

Q: It hurts like hail when rain freezes over.
A: Water you doing? Hailing a taxi, wate’r else would I be doing?

Q: The rain event is always when the storm begins.
A: Do you know what they call the clam before the storm? Shellfish of course.

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Q: When two tornadoes meet they begin dancing the twist.
A: A drip-o-maniac is actually a goblin trying to steal drops of rain.

Q: Even a wizard is drenched by rain.
A: A cold drink at dinner is actually a no rainer.

Q: Puddle, poodle. Potato, potato. Whatever.
A: Please bear with me, because I’ve just had a rain-wave now.

Goofy Rain Puns For Kids

Q: Do you have any idea who says thundering typhoons?
A: Captain Haddock, Tintin’s friend.

Q: All my raindrop jokes are actually rain sailing.
A: It’s the eye of the hurricane that lets it see where it’s going.

Q: Nothing ventured, nothing rained. So use this life the best you can.
A: It is the number of fans that it has that makes wind power more popular than rain power.
Pro Experience: Reminds me of a casual conversation with a friend about embracing new opportunities in life. 💨🌧️😄

Q: Thunderstorms love investing their money in liquid assets and frozen assets.
A: It’s raining down means a downpour what does raining up mean? It’s to do with the horse.

Q: A bee must be really desperate three flying in the rain in search of its honey.
A: An umbrella invariably goes up whenever the rain comes down.

Q: What always goes down whenever the rain stops?
A: An umbrella.

Amusing Rain Puns For Kids

Q:The baby cloud just couldn’t hold it any longer, and we had a downpour.
A: What would you call a superhero who can bring the rains? Rain Man.

Q: You know what the weather man who likes to eat steak is known as?
A: Meat-eater-ologist.

Q: What loves to shake and is all wet?
A: An earthquake on a rainy day.

Nurturing Growth in Moisture 🌱💧
Nurture drizzle dreams, fostering growth and renewal in the nourishing moisture of rain. Your resilience and determination will lead to new beginnings and opportunities.

Q: How does Santa transport his presence in a thunderstorm?
A: His sleep is flown by Rudolph the rain deer.

Q: What were the books in the rain?
A: Rain quotes.

Q: What did the raindrop say when it was getting transformed into a snowflake?
A: And this is when hail freezes over.

Silly Rain Puns For Kids

Q: The sky always has the Blues on every clear day.
A: What do you call a grizzly bear that got wet in the rain? Drizzly grizzly wet bear.

Q: If you want to take a rain drop out what do you say?
A: Water you doing tonight?

Q: Mon-swoon is actually when the Monday faints.
A: Rain is the only thing that can fall and never be hurt.

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Q: Do you know what a Mexican weather report forecasted for today and tomorrow?
A: Chili today, and hot Tamale.

Q: It always sprinkles gummies before it rains candy.
A: A fog is actually a cloud that’s lazy and doesn’t want to get up In the morning.

Q: Do you know how you wrap a cloud?
A: With the rainbow of course.

Childish Rain Puns For Kids

Q: What’s the capital of Rainland?
A: Hail-sinki.

Q: Rain rain go away. Come sometime when I don’t play.
A: Where did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained? He was dead tired.

Q: Can you guess why hurricanes move really fast?
A: If they moved slow we would name them slow-i-canes instead of hurry-canes.
Sigma Experience: I once heard a friend joking about hurricanes and their swift movements during a weather discussion. 🌀😄

Q: What would you call a parrot with an umbrella on a rainy day?
A: Polly unsaturated.

Q: What kind of undergarments do the rain clouds actually wear?
A: Thunderwear.

Q: When you cross any classic card game with a hurricane what do you get?
A: Bridge over troubled water.

Amazing Rain Puns For Kids

Q: I’d run fast, and I would either escape the storm in time or just cry drying.
A: Be careful not to step in a poodle when it’s actually raining cats and dogs.

Q: This is August. August who?
A: August of wind, who would shortly become Harry-Cane.

Q: What’s a meteorologist’s favorite game on a rainy day?
A: Puddle jump!

Cloud Cover Chronicles 📚🌧️
Compose cloud cover chronicles, penning tales of adventure and reflection amidst the rain’s soothing embrace. Your creativity and imagination will flourish in the tranquil ambiance.

Q: Why did the scarecrow become a meteorologist?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field of predicting rain!

Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel in the rain?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Best Rain Puns For Kids

Q: What do you call a rainy day in the jungle?
A: A drizzle in the Amazon.

Q: What do you call a downpour of frogs?
A: A rain of “ribbits”!

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two’s company, but three’s a cloud!

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Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms when it’s raining?
A: Because they make up everything, even the weather!

Q: What did the sun say to the rain when it finally came out?
A: “I mist you!”

Q: What’s a raindrop’s favorite game?
A: Splash and seek!

Q: What do you call a rainstorm of hamburgers?
A: A meatier shower!

Q: What do you call a magical storm?
A: A rainbow.

Q: What do you call a group of musical raindrops?
A: A rainband.

Q: Why did the cloud break up with the thunderstorm?
A: Because it had too many arguments!

Q: What’s a rainy day’s favorite music genre?
A: Heavy drizzle!
Ultra Pro Experience: I remember a rainy afternoon spent indoors with friends, where we were discussing our favorite music genres. 🌧️🎵😄

Q: What did the raindrop say to the ocean?
A: “You shore are big!”

Q: How do you make a tissue dance in the rain?
A: You put a little boogie in it!

Q: Why did the weather report go to the bank?
A: To check the liquid assets!

Q: How does the ocean say hello to the rain?
A: It waves!

Q: Why did the rain go to therapy?
A: It had too many issues!

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop during a storm?
A: “We better stick together!”

Q: What do you call a raincoat made of bread?
A: A crumbrella.

Finding Beauty After the Storm 🌈🌦️
Seek rainbow resilience, discovering beauty and hope even in the aftermath of a stormy downpour. Your optimism and perseverance will lead you to brighter days ahead.

Q: Why don’t raindrops make good friends?
A: Because they always seem to fall out!

Q: What do you call a pirate ship during a rainstorm?
A: Wet yer vessel!

Q: What did the ocean say to the rain?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”

Q: How do you make holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it!

Q: What kind of rain is made out of pickle juice?
A: Sour showers.

Q: Why did the tomato turn red in the rain?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q: What’s a cloud’s favorite game at a party?
A: Mist-ery charades!

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Q: Why did the tomato refuse to go out in the rain?
A: It didn’t want to get saucy.

Q: What did the umbrella say to the raindrop?
A: “You’re just a little wet behind the ears!”

Q: What’s a raindrop’s favorite fruit?
A: Watermelon.

Q: What do you call a fish that predicts the weather?
A: A meteor-fish.

Q: What’s a rainstorm’s favorite comedy show?
A: Lightning McQueen’s Stand-Up!

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor in the rain?
A: It had a bad case of screens!

Q: How do you organize a space party during a rainstorm?
A: You “planet” indoors!

Q: Why do ducks love rainy days?
A: Because they’re already waterproof!

Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of rain?
A: A squall!

Q: Why did the scarecrow become a meteorologist?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field of predicting rain!

Splashing around in the world of “Rain puns” has been a shower of fun! Did these puns make you smile like a rainbow, or have you singing in the rain with laughter?

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