131+ Hilarious Wednesday Puns That Will Make Your Day!

Wednesday📅 puns are the midweek pick-me-up we all need. They infuse the day with a delightful dose of humor, turning hump day into a giggle-filled journey towards the weekend.

Whether you’re cracking jokes about “hump” day camels or finding humor in the everyday challenges of the workweek, Wednesday puns bring a sunny, optimistic vibe to the middle of the week. The joy they offer and let the laughter😂 light up your Wednesday!

Funny Wednesday Puns

Q: Why did Sarah yell “Happy Wren’s Day” at midnight?
A: She brought a birthday cake to her boyfriend, Wren’s room.

Q: What did the rooster yell on Wednesday morning?
A: “Happy Wakes Day!” to wake up the sleepy birds.

Q: What did Sarah groan about on Wednesday?
A: Her plans to go out were ruined by constant rain, making it “Wet Day.”

Funny Wednesday Puns For Kids

Q: What do people crave on a rainy Wednesday afternoon when working from home?
A: A “brew-tiful” hot cup of coffee.

Q: What did Henry and Sarah plan on “Winesday”?
A: They decided to go out for a drink to relieve mid-week stress.

Q: What did Sarah and Henry plan to do on Wednesday?
A: They planned to go on a “whiskey business” adventure.

Q: What day is the hardest for mothers because children tend to whine more?
A: Whinesday.

Q: What’s the key to surviving a long week with Wednesday puns?
A: Some “encourage-mint” in your lunchbox.

Q: Why is Wednesday a mid-week crisis for some people?
A: They feel like it’s “Wedness” and might have to pull extra work.

Hilarious Wednesday Puns For Kids

Q: What did Sarah do to stop the toddler from whining on Whinesday?
A: She read Wednesday puns to him.

Q: Why did Wednesday feel like an exhausting weekday?
A: It was because it’s a “week day,” proving that Sunday is stronger.

Q: What is it called when you receive your salary on Wednesday?
A: Wednespay.

Q: What do people need to make Wednesdays bearable?
A: Some Wednesday puns.

Q: Why did the airplane joke on Wednesday not take off?
A: It flew over everyone’s heads.

Q: What did the Spain have to do with Wednesday?
A: People couldn’t wait for Wednesday to be over, like waiting for Spain to end.

Incredible Wednesday Puns For Kids

Q: Why did Sarah prefer to call their fun event on Wednesday “Wednesfun”?
A: Because it’s more bearable with Wednesday puns.

Q: How did Sarah describe Wednesday after it was only Wednesday?
A: She felt like she had been working for five days already.

Q: What did the toothless grandma ask Henry about?
A: She asked if he had more Wednesday puns.

Q: What couldn’t calm down crying babies on Whinesday?
A: Even funny Wednesday puns couldn’t do the trick.

Q: What was Sarah looking forward to on Winesday?
A: She wanted to forget about work for a while.

Q: What days follow Chewsday?
A: Winesday and Whinesday.

Goofy Wednesday Puns For Kids

Q: What is a weekday called when you get to have wine?
A: Wednesbae.

Q: What is the pride march happening on a Wednesday in the neighborhood called?
A: Wednesgay.

Q: What makes Wednesday more bearable?
A: Wednesday puns during a mid-week crisis.

Q: What does Wednesday become when happiness fades away?
A: Wednesfade.

Q: What’s needed to survive an unbearably long Wednesday?
A: A lot of “Lucknow.”

Q: Why was Sarah so happy that the month was ending?
A: She’d get her salary on Wednespay.

Amusing Wednesday Puns For Kids

Q: What does Sarah need to get through an unbearably long week?
A: A lot of “Lucknow.”

Q: What does a week ending feel like to people by Wednesday?
A: Like the weekend should be here already.

Q: How does Sarah stay happy during an unbearably long Wednesday?
A: By making some “eye” jokes, it’s “cornea.”

Q: Why was Wednesday so fragile?
A: It’s a weekday, of course!

Q: When is a Saturday stronger than Wednesday?
A: When Wednesday is just too “week.”

Q: What do people need on an unbearably long Wednesday afternoon?
A: Some “encourage-mint.”

Silly Wednesday Puns For Kids

Q: What does Wednesday say to those working with mid-week stress?
A: “WednesAYYY Captain.”

Q: When did Michael Faraday discover benzene?
A: Could’ve been a calm Friday morning, but why not a Wednesday?

Q: What did Henry say when he realized it was just Wednesday?
A: “You’ve got to be kitten me!”

Q: What day does Sarah prefer to call for fun on a Wednesday?
A: Wednesfun.

Q: What do people say when they realize it’s just Wednesday?
A: “You have got to be kitten me.”

Q: What is it called when you’re to receive your salary on Wednesday?
A: Wednespay.

Childish Wednesday Puns For Kids

Q: What did Sarah say when the girls planned to go out on Winesday?
A: “Winesday? More like Wednesbae!”

Q: Why was Wednesday so tired of it all?
A: Because it was a “week day.”

Q: What did Henry say when he boarded a flight on Wednesday?
A: “This is total nuts!”

Q: What is it called when your work day ends on Wednesday evening?
A: Wednesfreeeee.

Q: What does Wednesday say to an exhausted person in the morning?
A: “Are you bready to work your ass off again?”

Q: Why was Sarah so cranky?
A: She was Hungary and it was only Wednesday.

Amazing Wednesday Puns For Kids

Q: What is it called when your work day ends on Wednesday evening?
A: It’s Wednesfreeeee.

Q: What did Henry say when he was scared to give a presentation on Wednesday?
A: “I might have some Wednesfear, but I hope I’ll do alright.”

Q: Why didn’t gamers play video games on Wednesday?
A: They were too “tier-ed.”

Q: What did the Spain have to do with Wednesday?
A: People couldn’t wait for Wednesday to be over either.

Q: Why did the scarecrow refuse to work on Wednesdays?
A: Because it was tired of dealing with mid-“weekness.”

Q: How did Wednesday greet Thursday?
A: “Thu-are you almost Friday?”

Best Wednesday Puns For Kids

Q: Why do Wednesday and Monday never win at arm wrestling?
A: Because they’re both “week” compared to Sunday.

Q: What’s the favorite weekday of coffee lovers?
A: “Brew-sday,” especially when followed by “Winesday.”

Q: Why did the calendar apologize to Wednesday?
A: It said, “Sorry, I had to ‘date’ Tuesday before you.”

Q: How did Wednesday respond when asked, “Are you ready for the weekend?”
A: “Week… I mean, weakly.”

Q: What’s the fastest way to turn Wednesday into Friday?
A: Add “Fri” at the beginning!

Q: Why was Wednesday feeling down?
A: Because it had “wed-ness” to it.

Q: What did Wednesday say to the alarm clock?
A: “You always ring at the ‘weak’ hours.”

Q: Why did Wednesday apply for a job at the bakery?
A: Because it wanted to be “bread-y” for the weekend!

Q: How does Wednesday feel about Sunday?
A: “Sun-day? It’s just ‘weak’ trying to act strong.”

Q: What did the calendar say when Wednesday complained about being boring?
A: “It’s not you, it’s the ‘week’ I’m in.”

Q: What did Wednesday ask the weekend?
A: “When will you ‘weak’ up?”

Q: Why did Wednesday go to the gym?
A: It wanted to work on its “week” muscles.

Q: What do you call a Wednesday with a sense of humor?
A: Wednes-pun!

Q: How does Wednesday feel about being in the middle of the week?
A: “I’m ‘weak’ compared to the weekend.”

Q: What did Wednesday say to the optimistic jar of jam?
A: “We’re in this ‘week’ together!”

Q: How did Wednesday comfort Tuesday?
A: “Don’t worry, you’re only one day away from me!”

Q: Why did Wednesday refuse to go to the amusement park?
A: It didn’t want to deal with the “week” of roller coasters.

Q: Why did Wednesday skip the cooking class?
A: It heard the lesson was “week” sauce.

Q: How does Wednesday feel about rainy days?
A: “I’m already ‘weak,’ and now it’s wet!”

Q: What did the frustrated calendar say to Wednesday?
A: “You’re the ‘week’ that never ends!”

Diving into “Wednesday puns” has been a midweek delight! Did these puns give you a boost to get over the hump day or tickle your funny bone like a Wednesday Addams joke?

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