Puns about wives are simple to make. At the very least, stereotyped ladies are, with their photographic memory and forgetful husbands.
Wives who never stop talking and who are still able to recall every word of their husbands’ conversations. These are the ladies we make fun of in these never-before-heard wife puns.
Funny Wife Puns
Q: Why did the wife bring a ladder to the kitchen?
A: Because she heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of flower?
A: “Tulip” her off her feet!
Q: What do you call a wife who loves to travel?
A: A “wander”ful partner!
Q: Why did the wife enroll in a baking class?
A: She wanted to be a “dough”-mestic goddess!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of music?
A: “Wife”-hearted ballads!
Q: How does a wife send her love notes?
A: With her “heart”-phone!
Q: What did the husband say to his wife when she fixed the broken cabinet?
A: “You’re a cabinet miracle worker!”
Q: Why did the wife become a gardener?
A: She wanted to plant the seeds of love!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite bedtime story?
A: “Sleeping Beauty,” of course!
Q: Why did the wife bring a map to the mall?
A: She didn’t want to get lost in the “shop”-ping labyrinth!
Q: What do you call a wife who’s great with numbers?
A: A “countess” accountant!
Q: Why did the wife become a detective?
A: She wanted to solve the mysteries of her husband’s forgotten birthdays!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of ice cream?
A: “Wife”-cream with extra sprinkles!
Q: How do wives always win arguments?
A: They have a “wife”-ly way with words!
Q: Why did the wife bring a picnic to the park?
A: Because she wanted to have a “bask-wife-t” lunch!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of movie?
A: “Romantic” comedies!
Q: How does a wife relax after a long day?
A: She enjoys a “wife”-glass of wine!
Q: Why did the husband surprise his wife with flowers?
A: Because he wanted to “petal” his love!
Q: What do you call a wife who’s always on time?
A: Punctu-wife-al!
Q: Why did the wife bring a broom to the party?
A: Because she heard it was a “sweep”-stakes event!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of puzzle?
A: Cross-“word” puzzles!
Q: How does a wife make her point in an argument?
A: She has a “wife”-ty argument strategy!
Q: Why did the wife bring a suitcase to the family reunion?
A: She was packed and ready for a “journey” down memory lane!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of coffee?
A: “Wife”-fee with extra love!
Q: How does a wife stay organized?
A: She has a “wife”-le system!
Q: Why did the wife become a gardener?
A: She wanted to “grow” their love!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite board game?
A: “Life” – because it reminds her of the journey they’re on together!
Q: How did the husband propose to his wife on the beach?
A: He left a “sand”-written message: “Will you be my shore thing forever?”
Q: Why did the wife bring a camera to the family reunion?
A: She wanted to capture all the “frame”-ily moments!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite dance move?
A: The “waltz,” because it’s a graceful expression of love!
Q: Why did the wife start a bakery?
A: She kneaded to share her love through delicious treats!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of joke?
A: “Pun”-ny ones, just like these!
Q: How does a wife keep her husband’s secrets?
A: She’s the “safe”keeper of their trust!
Q: Why did the wife bring a map to the marriage counseling session?
A: She wanted to find their way back to “happily ever after!”
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of dessert?
A: “Love”-ly chocolate fondue!
Q: Why did the husband compliment his wife’s new dress?
A: Because he knew it was “sew”-n with love!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite flower arrangement?
A: A “bouquet” of affection!
Q: Why did the wife become a detective?
A: She wanted to uncover all the “clues” to her husband’s heart!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of weather?
A: “Wife”-y sunny days!
Q: How does a wife make her husband feel special?
A: She has a “wife”-ly way of showering him with affection!
Q: Why did the wife bring a cookbook to the picnic?
A: She wanted to add some extra “flavor” to their outdoor meal!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of bird?
A: “Love”birds, of course!
Q: How does a wife keep the romance alive?
A: With “heart”-felt gestures and sweet surprises!
Q: Why did the husband surprise his wife with a spa day?
A: Because he wanted her to feel “pam-purr”-ed!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of dessert?
A: “Cup-wife” cakes with extra frosting!
Q: Why did the wife bring a kite to the park?
A: She wanted to “soar” to new heights together!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of art?
A: “Portraiture,” because it captures the beauty of their love!
Q: How does a wife make her husband laugh?
A: With her “wife”-ty sense of humor!
Q: Why did the wife bring a backpack to the hiking trip?
A: Because she was prepared for all the “uphill” and “downhill” moments!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of book?
A: Love “novels” that warm her heart!
Q: How does a wife show appreciation for her husband?
A: With “wife”-ful acts of kindness and gratitude!
Q: Why did the husband write a love letter to his wife?
A: Because he wanted to “pen”-etrate her heart with his feelings!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite romantic movie?
A: “The Notebook,” because it’s a timeless love story!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of bread?
A: “Loaf” – she loves you more than bread!
Q: How does a wife keep her husband entertained?
A: She has a “wife”-range of activities up her sleeve!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of puzzle?
A: “Wife”-saw puzzles – they bring the family together!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of fruit?
A: “Love” cherries – they’re sweet like her love!
Q: How does a wife express her love for her husband on their anniversary?
A: With “anniversary”-sary gifts and a heartfelt card!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of seafood?
A: “Wife”-les – they remind her of her husband’s love!
Q: Why did the wife buy her husband a telescope?
A: So they could “star” gaze together!
Q: Why did the husband compliment his wife’s gardening skills?
A: Because he knew she had a “garden”-variety of talents!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of surprise?
A: “Hus-presents” – they warm her heart!
Q: How does a wife make her husband feel appreciated?
A: With “wife”-ly gestures and loving words!
Q: Why did the husband bring his wife breakfast in bed?
A: Because he wanted to serve her “hus-banana” pancakes!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of flower arrangement?
A: A “hus-band”-ful of roses – each one symbolizing their love!
Q: Why did the wife bring a camera to the family picnic?
A: She wanted to capture all the “hus-memories”!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of cookie?
A: “Choco-chip” – just like her love, it’s sweet and comforting!
Q: Why did the husband surprise his wife with a spa day?
A: Because he wanted her to feel “pam-hus”-ed!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of art?
A: “Portrait”-ure – it captures the beauty of their love!
Q: How does a wife keep the romance alive?
A: With “hus-kisses” and sweet gestures!
Q: Why did the husband write a poem for his wife?
A: Because he wanted to “pen”-etrate her heart with his words!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of board game?
A: “Life” – because it’s a reflection of their journey together!
Q: Why did the husband bring his wife a bouquet of roses?
A: Because he knew it was a “hus-sage” of his love!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of dance?
A: The “hus-tango” – it’s passionate and intimate!
Q: How does a wife show appreciation for her husband’s cooking?
A: With “hus-praise” and a clean plate!
Q: Why did the wife bring a backpack on their hiking trip?
A: She was ready for all the “hus-climbs” and adventures!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of movie?
A: A romantic “hus-terpiece” – it warms her heart!
Q: How does a wife make her husband laugh?
A: With her “hus-terical” sense of humor!
Q: Why did the husband bring his wife to the botanical garden?
A: He wanted to “plant” the seeds of their love!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of chocolate?
A: “Hus-sheys” – because they’re as sweet as her love!
Q: How does a wife keep the spark alive in their relationship?
A: With “hus-candles” and romantic dinners!
Q: What’s a wife’s favorite type of bird?
A: “Love”-birds – because they symbolize romance!
Q: Why did the husband write a love letter to his wife?
A: Because he wanted to “pen”-etrate her heart with his feelings!
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