115+ Worm Puns for Wiggling into Witty Wormholes

Worms are adorable critters that frequently startle people by appearing out of nowhere! 

When they involve characters like amusing worms, puns and jokes may be really funny. Since worms are so prevalent, be prepared to make some worm puns the next time you see one or two while out and about.

These will make you smile, whether they are puns about gummy worms, books, or earthworms in public. We hope you and your children will laugh hysterically at these amusing worm jokes and puns on this list. Why not use these puns to create some of your own hilarious worm names? 

Funny Worm Puns

Q: Why are worms regarded as an excellent company?
A: Because they are consistently grounded.

Q: Is it possible to go fishing without using a worm on the hook?
A: The response is disputable.

Q: What do you name a pair of earthworms which were meant to be together?
A: Soil-mates.

Funny Worm Puns For Kids

Q: What kind of music do worms enjoy listening to?
A: Musical underground.

Q: What do you call the army of maggots that lives inside decaying apples?
A: Apple Corps.

Q: How was it possible for the Archaeopteryx to eat the most worms for breakfast?
A: He was a morning person.

Q: Why was the bag containing the glow worms closed?
A: Since they usually make things easier!

Q: What will happen if fish develop an earthworm addiction?
A: They’ll become addicted.

Q: What does a lizard typically do in the winter?
A: He makes himself wormy.

Hilarious Worm Puns For Kids

Q: What caused the worm to traverse the playground?
A: He wished to reach the tunnel slide!

Q: What will happen if the planet is overrun by wicked worms?
A: Worldwide worming.

Q: What would a bookworm do during a football game, number 24?
A: Infest the seat.

Q: What may ignite the light of a glow worm?
A: Consuming a light supper.

Q: What is a worm that is not cool called?
A: Warm.

Q: What spoke the worm while he was imprisoned in the pumpkin?
A: Better wriggle my way out of this, I think.

Incredible Worm Puns For Kids

Q: How can you spot a tapeworm?
A: Check to see whether it can correctly measure something.

Q: How do you get a glow worm to smile?
A: Just remove his tail, and he will be ecstatic!

Q: Why was the glow worm feeling so discouraged?
A: Since her children weren’t all that smart.

Q: How do worms communicate?
A: By recycling the notes.

Q: How are worms able to move through space more quickly than humans?
A: With the use of wormholes.

Q: Why did the worm tire out after a little digging?
A: Because he received an inquiry.

Goofy Worm Puns For Kids

Q: What is an apple worm’s worst nightmare?
A: Finding a worm’s half!

Q: What is the name of a worm devoid of teeth?
A: A chewy worm.

Q: Why are gummy worms more popular than gummy bears?
A: Because gummy worms are simpler to deal with.

Q: Why didn’t the worm budge?
A: He was a gummy worm, that’s why.

Q: What was said between two gummy worms?
A: “You mean the worm to me.”

Q: Do you believe you have what it takes, Soil?
A: He was really sensible.

Amusing Worm Puns For Kids

Q: What dating counsel did the worm offer its companion?
A: Go slowly.

Q: What did the first glow worm say to the second one?
A: “You shine, girl!”

Q: What type of music do worms enjoy listening to?
A: Independent music.

Q: Why do worms make wonderful friends?
A: Because they are constantly grounded.

Q: What typically does a lizard do during the winter?
A: He makes himself wormy.

Q: Who lives in an apple and reads?
A: A lover of books.

Silly Worm Puns For Kids

Q: What is invisible and has a worm-like odor?
A: A crow farts.

Q: What transpired after the race between the two worms?
A: A tie result was reached.

Q: Why was the glow worm instructor upset?
A: Her students lacked sufficient intelligence.

Q: How do you distinguish between the two ends of a worm?
A: Give it a middle wiggle to see which end chuckles.

Q: What happens when fish develop a worm addiction?
A: They become sucked in.

Q: What do you call the world when worms rule it?
A: Worldwide worming.

Childish Worm Puns For Kids

Q: What do you name a worm that’s not cool?
A: Warm!

Q: What makes finding a worm in your apple worse?
A: Discovering a half-worm inside your apple.

Q: What causes glow worms to shine?
A: A little dinner.

Q: What is more intelligent than a talking worm?
A: A spelling contest.

Q: The worm left the apple, but why?
A: As Noah instructed, go in pairs.

Q: What IT company is a worm’s favorite?
A: Apple.

Amazing Worm Puns For Kids

Q: What does a library professional bring in fishing?
A: A strong hook.

Q: What addressed the worm did the plant say?
A: It pricks!

Q: What medium do worms utilize to transmit messages?
A: Compostable Post-It Notes.

Q: What did the worm say when it was on the turtle’s back?
A: “Weeee!”

Q: What does a turtle do in the colder months?
A: Make himself wormy by digging his home somewhere.

Q: The Archaeopteryx ate the most worms, but why?
A: He was an early bird, thus.

Best Worm Puns For Kids

Q: Is there ever a solid reason to remove the worm off the hook when fishing?
A: That is, I suppose, debatable.

Q: What species of fish are caught with gummy worms?
A: Stockholm Fish.

Q: What symptoms indicate a tapeworm infection?
A: It is emerging from your tummy!

Q: What was discussed between the two glow worms?
A: “Girl, you shine!”

Q: What do two worms in love go by?
A: Soilmates.

Q: When worms rule the globe, what do you name it?
A: Worldwide Worming.

Q: Which worm end is which, and how can you tell?
A: See which end laughs when you wiggle it in the center.

Q: What has an undetectable odor, like worms?
A: Birds fart.

Q: When should you pause so you can see a glow worm?
A: While his light is red.

Q: What do worms leave in the vicinity of their baths?
A: The lowest of the low!

Q: A wormy kid returns home. When it notices mom, it queries, “Mom, have you seen dad?”
A: Dad went fishing with the men, according to Mom.

Q: Why do worms have a chewing gum-like flavor?
A: They are Wrigleys, after all!

Q: How can you recognize a police glow worm when you see one?
A: It is lit in blue.

Q: Why do glow worms shine?
A: A little supper!

Q: What results from breeding a python with a glow worm?
A: A 15-foot strip light that can kill you by suffocating you.

Q: What band does a worm-like best?
A: Mud.

Q: Why did the scarecrow take offense at the worm?
A: In the cornfield, it was plenty!

Q: What results from the mating of an elephant and a worm?
A: Your garden has some enormous wormholes.

Q: In the cornfield, what was the worm doing?
A: He was entering one ear but leaving the other!

Q: What did the worm tell his pal when he became trapped in a pumpkin?
A: Wriggle out of that one, you worm!

Q: Why is a comedy about earthworms offensive?
A: They only understand crude jokes.

Q: What do you call a world overrun by nasty worms?
A: Worldwide Worming!

Q: What consumes laptops?
A: Internet worms.

Q: Why are worms so difficult to wake up in the morning?
A: It’s true that the early bird gets the worm.

Q: Why are light worms a fantastic Halloween bag item?
A: They can make your load lighter!

Q: How do you cheer up a glow worm?
A: Cut off his tail, and he will be ecstatic.

Q: The worm entered the playground, but why?
A: The subterranean slide, of course!

Q: What sort of food prefers worms?
A: Your candy for Halloween!

Q: Which worm end is which, and how can you tell?
A: Test it by giving it a midway whack to see which end chuckles.

Q: What transpires when a Mexican finds the worm?
A: He collapses.

Q: Who is the Prime Minister of the Worm?
A: Thatcher the worm.

Q: What would result from breeding a young goat with a worm?
A: A filthy child.

Q: What music would make a snow princess glow?
A: “Let it shine, let it shine!”

Q: What was the chair’s response to the woodworm?
A: “It’s been fun to bite you.”

Q: What happens when fish develop a worm addiction?
A: They develop a habit.

Q: How do worms gauge how long they are?
A: They want assistance from a tapeworm! “Worm court is in session,” hit the hammer that judges hold. He continues, “All writhe.”

Q: The glow worm was upset, but why?
A: Since her kids weren’t all that smart!

Q: How many worms are required to consume a zombie?
A: The size of the zombie will determine this.

Q: How do you cheer up a glow worm?
A: If you remove its tail, it will get unhappy.

Q: Why were the two worms unable to board Noah’s Ark inside an apple?
A: The need that everyone proceeds in pairs.

Q: What do worms leave in the vicinity of their baths?
A: The lowest of the low.

Q: Glow worms are my favorite food.
A: I detest worms and snakes since they have no feet, especially as a light snack. I suppose you could say I’m lacktoes intolerant.

Q: Have you heard of the race between two silk worms?
A: The result was a draw.

Q: Why do worms detest cemeteries?
A: Skeletons keep running into them!

Q: Why is it a good idea to keep glow worms in your bag?
A: They can make your load lighter.

Q: What does a bookworm do while watching baseball?
A: Infest the bench.

Q: What could possibly be worse than finding an apple worm?
A: Locating a worm’s half.

Q: What did the fremen, who was sleep-deprived, say to the chattering sandworms?
A: “Stop producing rakis.”

Q: Which species of worms possess bones?
A: Sticky Worms.

Q: What was the worm’s reaction to being split in half?
A: He was inconsolable.

Q: What kind of worm works best for gift-wrapping?
A: Tissue worm.

Q: Where are the Chicago worms’ baseball fields?
A: The Wiggly Field!

Q: Why did Noah find it so hard to fish on the ark?
A: He just had two worms with him.

Q: What distinguishes Donald Trump from a worm?
A: The other one genuinely manifests itself when it rains, whereas the former is a slimy, repulsive creature incapable of sophisticated cognition.

Worming our way through “Worm Puns” has been a wriggly and soil-tastic adventure! Did they burrow into your sense of humor or have you squirming with laughter?

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