120+ Zebra Puns Crossing the Line into Laughter

By providing you with these humorous zebra puns, we thought we’d prove our mettle. These zebra puns are actually humorous, so don’t mess around!

Without mentioning anything having a black, white, and red color scheme throughout, we came up with some zebra puns right to the end of the alphabet. The usual disclaimer that there is no assurance of amusement or originality is included with them as well.

Funny Zebra Jokes

Q: Why did the zebra bring a ladder to the zoo?
A: “Because it wanted to go see the giraffes up close!”

Q: What did the zebra say when it finished its meal?
A: “That hit the spot, I’m stuffed!”

Q: Why did the zebra get a ticket at the zoo?
A: “Because it was caught striping!”

Funny Zebra Puns For Kids

Q: What do you call a group of musical zebras?
A: “A zeband!”

Q: Why did the zebra apply for a job at the paint store?
A: “Because it’s great at mixing black and white!”

Q: What did the zebra say when it was told it couldn’t enter the art gallery?
A: “But I’m in black and white, isn’t that artistic enough?”

Q: Why did the zebra bring a suitcase to the zoo?
A: “Because it wanted to pack its stripes for the trip!”

Q: What’s a zebra’s favorite type of movie?
A: “Anything in black and white!”

Q: What do you get when you cross a zebra with an elephant?
A: “An animal that remembers its stripes!”

Hilarious Zebra Puns For Kids

Q: Why was the zebra always calm and collected?
A: “Because it had its emotions in black and white!”

Q: What do you call a zebra who loves to play hide and seek?
A: “A master of disguise!”

Q: How do you organize a zebra party?
A: “You herd them together!”

Q: What did the zebra say after its long day at the zoo?
A: “I’m ready to hit the hay and get some zzz’s!”

Q: Why did the zebra start a band with the donkey and the horse?
A: “Because they wanted to rock in black and white!”

Q: How did the zebra feel after winning the race at the zoo?
A: “Like it was on cloud stripe!”

Incredible Zebra Puns For Kids

Q: Why did the zebra bring a pillow to the zoo?
A: “Because it wanted to take a nap in black and white comfort!”

Q: What’s a zebra’s favorite type of music?
A: “Anything with zebra-tuned instruments!”

Q: Why don’t zebras ever get lost?
A: “Because they always know their way back to the bar code!”

Q: What do you call a zebra with no stripes?
A: “A horse in disguise!”

Q: How did the zebra and the horse communicate at the zoo?
A: “Through their horse code!”

Q: What did one zebra say to the other when they couldn’t find their friend at the zoo?
A: “I guess we’ll have to search high and stripe!”

Goofy Zebra Puns For Kids

Q: What’s a zebra’s favorite game to play at the zoo?
A: “Hide and stripe seek!”

Q: Why did the zebra bring a map to the zoo?
A: “Because it didn’t want to get lost in its own stripes!”

Q: What do you call a zebra’s autobiography?
A: “My Life in Black and White!”

Q: How do you make a zebra laugh?
A: “Tell it a good ‘strip’ joke!”

Q: What do you call a zebra who is a stand-up comedian?
A: “Zany Zebra!”

Q: How do zebras stay cool in the summertime?
A: “They use their ‘ze-brella’ for shade!”

Amusing Zebra Puns For Kids

Q: Why did the zebra get a job as a referee?
A: “Because it knows all about ‘stripes’ and fairness!”

Q: What’s a zebra’s favorite type of literature?
A: “Zebrafication manuals!”

Q: How do you greet a zebra in the morning?
A: “Good zeborning!”

Q: Why do zebras make terrible poker players?
A: “Because they can never keep a ‘straight’ face!”

Q: What did the zebra say when asked about its favorite subject in school?
A: “I love ‘striped’ calculus!”

Q: What do you call a zebra that’s a technology expert?
A: “A byte-and-white specialist!”

Silly Zebra Puns For Kids

Q: What’s a zebra’s favorite board game?
A: “Connect the Stripes!”

Q: Why was the zebra always invited to parties?
A: “Because it knew how to ‘stripe’ up a good time!”

Q: What do you get when you cross a zebra with a lion?
A: “I don’t know, but I wouldn’t want to be the one who finds out!”

Q: Why do zebras love crossword puzzles?
A: “Because they’re great at filling in the ‘black and white’ squares!”

Q: What’s a zebra’s favorite type of cookie?
A: “Oreo! It matches their style.”

Q: How do zebras communicate on the savannah?
A: “Through ‘neigh’-tive language!”

Childish Zebra Puns For Kids

Q: What do you call a zebra that’s great at math?
A: “A ‘calculus-stripert’!”

Q: Why did the zebra apply for a job at the paint store?
A: “Because it wanted to be the ‘stripemaster’!”

Q: How did the zebra feel when it won the lottery?
A: “Like it hit the ‘stripe’ jackpot!”

Q: What do you call a zebra that’s always in a hurry?
A: “Stripe-quick!”

Q: Why did the zebra become a detective?
A: “Because it wanted to solve ‘stripe’ mysteries!”

Q: What do zebras use to write letters?
A: “A ‘stripewriter’!”

Amazing Zebra Puns For Kids

Q: Why did the zebra start a fitness club?
A: “Because it wanted everyone to have ‘striped’ muscles!”

Q: Why don’t zebras ever get lost?
A: “Because they always know their ‘stripes’ and directions!”

Q: How do zebras take notes in school?
A: “With their ‘striped’ notebooks!”

Q: What’s a zebra’s favorite type of music?
A: “Zebrock and roll!”

Q: What did the zebra say when it couldn’t find its keys?
A: “I must have left them in my ‘striped’ pants!”

Q: Why did the zebra bring a ladder to the zoo?
A: “Because it wanted to visit its ‘highly’ regarded friends!”

Best Zebra Puns For Kids

Q: What’s a zebra’s favorite dance move?
A: “The ‘striped’ shuffle!”

Q: Why did the zebra become a librarian?
A: “Because it loves a good ‘striped’ bookshelf!”

Q: How do zebras play hide and seek?
A: “They don’t; they’re too ‘striped’ to hide!”

Q: What do you call a zebra with no stripes?
A: “A ‘black-and-white’ zebra wannabe!”

Q: How do zebras celebrate birthdays?
A: “With a ‘striped’ cake, of course!”

Q: What do zebras do for fun on a Friday night?
A: “They go ‘striped’ clubbing!”

Q: Why don’t zebras ever get sunburned?
A: “Because they always stay in the ‘shade’!”

Q: What’s a zebra’s favorite type of movie?
A: “Anything in ‘black and white’!”

Q: What do you call a group of zebras playing instruments?
A: “A ‘striped’ band!”

Q: Why did the zebra apply for a job at the bakery?
A: “Because it wanted to make ‘stripey’ pastries!”

Q: What do you call a zebra with a sense of humor?
A: “A ‘striped’ comedian!”

Q: How do zebras stay healthy?
A: “They go for ‘striped’ jogs!”

Q: Why did the zebra bring a suitcase to the safari?
A: “Because it wanted to pack its ‘stripes’!”

Q: What’s a zebra’s favorite part of a joke?
A: “The ‘punch’-line!”

Galavanting through “Zebra Puns” has been a stripey and hoof-tastic adventure! Did they trot their way into your sense of humor or have you horsing around with laughter?

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