129+ Best Zoo Puns That’ll Make Your Day!

Step into the wild world of zoo🎪 puns, where laughter roars louder than a lion’s mighty growl! From witty wordplay about playful pandas to clever jests about soaring eagles, these puns are like a zoo tour for your funny bone.

Each pun unlocks a door to a zoo of smiles, making your day as vibrant as a tropical parrot’s feathers. Dive in, let the laughter😂 roam, and watch your spirits soar higher than a flamingo in flight!

Funny Zoo Puns

Q: What was the sign on the cage at the zoo containing a baguette?
A: ‘Bread in captivity.’

Q: What do you call the new baby gorillas at the zoo?
A: Chimps off the old block.

Q: Why can’t you play fair and win at the zoo?
A: It’s full of cheetahs.

Funny Zoo Puns For Kids

Q: How did the lion react when the zoo authorities shaved his body?
A: He said, “Aww mane, why do they do this to me?”

Q: Why was it foolish to trust the predator at the zoo?
A: Because it was lion.

Q: Why wasn’t my pet koala bear allowed into the local zoo?
A: He wasn’t koalafied.

Q: What happened when new pandas were brought to the zoo?
A: It became a pandamonic situation.

Q: What are the gorillas in your zoo being trained in?
A: Gorilla warfare for skirmishes.

Q: What kind of car does the rich wildcat at the zoo drive?
A: A Jaguar.

Hilarious Zoo Puns For Kids

Q: What kind of dog does the new zoo in town have?
A: A shit-zhu.

Q: Why did the woman standing outside the tiger’s cage at the zoo catch your eye?
A: Because she’s a keeper.

Q: What’s the name of the new lion in the San Diego zoo?
A: Roary.

Q: What did you gift your friend who works at the zoo for her birthday?
A: A zoo-kini.

Q: Why was the otter at the zoo ignoring everyone?
A: He was otterly disappointed.

Q: How close can you get to the goats at the zoo?
A: Close encounters of the herd kind.

Incredible Zoo Puns For Kids

Q: Who won the fruit-eating competition at the zoo?
A: The championzee.

Q: Why don’t people talk to the elephant at the zoo?
A: They’re not ready to address the elephant in the room.

Q: What did the alligators shout when Freddie Mercury went to the zoo?
A: “We will, we will croc you!”

Q: What did the sleeping giraffe shout when visitors tried to wake it up?
A: “Go away! You are giraffing me crazy!”

Q: What was surprising about the elephants telling zoo puns?
A: It was an elephant of surprise.

Q: Why do people see the lions first when they visit the zoo?
A: Because they are the mane attraction.

Goofy Zoo Puns For Kids

Q: What did the ewe say when you helped it get into its cage?
A: “Thank ewe so much!”

Q: How did you help the parrots at the zoo with their fever?
A: Gave them some parrotcetamol.

Q: What do you call wild cats with dental problems?
A: They fl-ocleot.

Q: Why are the zoo authorities searching for lost hares?
A: Because they hopped away.

Q: What did the rhino say when you asked for the time?
A: “It’s rhino time!”

Q: Why was the monkey locked out of his cage at the zoo?
A: He lost the mon-key.

Amusing Zoo Puns For Kids

Q: What’s the alligator’s favorite drink at the zoo?
A: Gatorade.

Q: What fruit is most appealing to monkeys at the zoo?
A: Bananas.

Q: What did the monkey at the zoo ask you?
A: “Want to go and hang out at a monkey bar?”

Q: Why was there a blast at the zoo?
A: Only the baboon could protect itself from going ba-boom!

Q: Are you Prime mates with the monkey at the zoo?
A: Yes, we share an Amazon account.

Q: What did you say to the birds making faces at you?
A: “You know that toucan play this game!”

Silly Zoo Puns For Kids

Q: What did the grilla order at the cafeteria?
A: Grilled chicken.

Q: Why did the snake measurements have to be in inches?
A: Snakes don’t have feet.

Q: What kind of lawyer fights for monkeys at the zoo?
A: A pro bonobo lawyer.

Q: How were the new monkeys dropped at the zoo?
A: It looked like an Aperil shower.

Q: Why was the hawk’s attempt at humor a failure?
A: It was a very hawkward situation.

Q: Why are you friends with the deer at the zoo?
A: We go way buck.

Childish Zoo Puns For Kids

Q: What do you call the hooves of a buffalo?
A: They lactose.

Q: Why do you always visit the seals at the zoo?
A: They tell the sealliest zoo puns.

Q: Why did the dolphin bite a visitor at the zoo?
A: Not on porpoise.

Q: Why couldn’t the goats at the zoo escape?
A: You goata be kidding me!

Q: What are the rodents at the local zoo doing all day?
A: They keep chinchilling.

Q: Why did the monkey lose in hide-and-seek?
A: He was very easy to spot.

Amazing Zoo Puns For Kids

Q: Why do the pandas hate being pampered?
A: Because they’re not feline well.

Q: Why doesn’t Mozart visit the poultry farm at the zoo?
A: They keep saying, “Bach! Bach!”

Q: Where should you look to find the new beehive at the zoo?
A: Look beehind.

Q: What did the birds use to make a toy phone at the zoo?
A: Toucans and a string.

Q: Why can’t you see the cats at the zoo today?
A: They’re not feline well.

Q: Why do you feel good when you visit the whales?
A: They are your whalewishers.

Best Zoo Puns For Kids

Q: Why did the pigs go to the hospital in a hambulance?
A: Because they were sick.

Q: What did the bee say to you at the zoo?
A: “I’m just back from the airport. I’m waiting for my trunk.”

Q: What did you find at the zoo aquarium?
A: We lobster last week.

Q: Why did the fish avoid going outside in the sun?
A: They got a haddock.

Q: Why do you feel guilty about the fishes at the zoo aquarium?
A: Now you feel gillty.

Q: Who solved the break-in at the zoo?
A: The duck quacked the case.

Q: What did the elephant say at the main gate of the zoo?
A: “I’m just back from the airport. I’m waiting for my trunk

Q: What did the rhino say when asked about its favorite time of day?
A: “It’s rhino’clock!”

Q: What did the lemur at the zoo say about its job?
A: “I’m just hangin’ around!”

Q: Why did the giraffe break up with the hippo?
A: “It just felt like there was too much necks-tension.”

Q: Why was the monkey always chosen as the best employee at the zoo?
A: “Because he knew how to hang in there!”

Q: What do you call a hippo that’s good at math?
A: “An algebro.”

Q: What’s the favorite dessert of the elephants at the zoo?
A: “Peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches.”

Q: Why do zookeepers always carry a pencil?
A: “In case they need to draw blood.”

Q: How do you know if a penguin is a real party animal?
A: “It always knows where the igloo dance floor is.”

Q: Why did the kangaroo join a rock band?
A: “It had some great hops!”

Q: What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 meters long?
A: “A pi-thon.”

Q: What did the turtle say to its nosy neighbor?
A: “I’m turtley not interested in your shellfish gossip.”

Q: Why did the bird break up with the squirrel?
A: “It couldn’t handle the nuts!”

Q: What’s the favorite movie of the zoo’s tiger?
A: “The Great Catsby.”

Q: What did the zookeeper use to fix the broken cage door?
A: “A gorilla glue.”

Q: Why did the lioness break up with the lion?
A: “She felt he was always lion around.”

Q: What’s the motto of the zoo’s proudest peacock?
A: “Strut your stuff!”

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: “A gummy bear.”

Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: “Because they’re in black and white.”

Q: Why did the koala get invited to all the parties?
A: “Because it had eucalyptus charm.”

Q: What did the zookeeper say to the tiger during mealtime?
A: “It’s time to put your dinner paws on!”

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