Celebrities are the most crucial part of the entertainment industry and they play an important role when it comes to giving the world a whole new level of excitement in the midst of their chaotic life.
However, it is even more fun watching to have them included in puns. Here are a few puns on celebrities that will add spark in your life.
Celebrity Puns and Funny Quotes
Q: What did fans say when they missed Keanu Reeves after his last film?
A: “Keanu, please come back!”
Q: What utensil was missing when Reese Witherspoon hosted dinner?
A: The party had Reese Withoutaspoon.
Q: What was Gillian Anderson called after dropping her son off at school?
A: Gillian Withoutherson.
Q: How did the weather affect Rainn Wilson’s name at the corn field?
A: He was renamed as Sunn Wilson.
Q: How was Blake Lively described after a tiring shoot day?
A: She became Blake Dreary.
Q: What did Lena Dunham’s friends call her after she couldn’t finish her dinner meal?
A: Lena Stillworkingonham.
Q: How did Tom Cruise’s name change after a box office flop?
A: He was then known as Tom Bus Ride.
Q: What did people call Beyonce after she got married?
A: Beytwice.
Q: How did Kanye West describe his shift in life direction?
A: He became Kanye East.
Q: How did Neil Young age?
A: He turned into Neil Old.
Q: After a calm movie role, what was Gene Wilder called?
A: Gene Calmer.
Q: How did Morgan Freeman’s busy schedule affect his name?
A: He was named Morgan Not-So-Free Man.
Q: How did age affect Woody Harrelson’s appearance?
A: He turned into Woody Baldeslson.
Q: What did people say after seeing Ana in a hat?
A: Ana Hathaway.
Q: How did Bear Grylls cook the animals he hunted on his show?
A: Bear Grilled them!
Q: What transformation did Olivia Wilde undergo after calming down?
A: She was Olivia Mild.
Q: Why did Elijah refuse the movie role?
A: Because Elijah Wouldn’t.
Q: What change did Tom Hardy undergo after spending the day with girls?
A: He became Tom Softy.
Q: How did Jay Z react to the snooze button?
A: He went Jay Zzzzzz!
Q: How was John Goodman described after playing a villain role?
A: John Badman.
Q: What compliment did Matt LeBlanc receive for his monochrome Oscar outfit?
A: He was Matt LeNoir.
Q: How did Rob Lowe’s behavior change at a party with alcohol?
A: He went from Rob Lowe to Rob High.
Q: What would 50 Cent’s twin be named?
A: One Dollar.
Q: How did the heat affect Stephen’s role in his movie?
A: First, he was Stephen Walken, then Stephen Sitting, and finally Stephen Flying.
Q: What was Thor called after adopting trendy styles?
A: Hipsthor.
Q: Why was Gerard always chosen to serve the guests at parties?
A: Because he’s Gerard Butler!
Q: How did Angelina Jolie feel after her break up with Brad Pitt?
A: She was Angelina Sad.
Q: What names did Christopher go by during various activities?
A: Christopher Walken, then Christopher Sitting, and finally Christopher Flying.
Q: Why did people ask Selena Gomez to stop her car?
A: They were shouting, “Selena Stopmez!”
Q: How did Gerard Butler greet his friends from the southern states?
A: “Gerard Butt-y’all!”
Q: What happened when the paparazzi spotted Selena speeding?
A: They started calling her Selena Gofastmez.
Q: Why was Tom Cruise feeling so cold during the film shoot?
A: Because he was Tom Frooze.
Q: What song did Jay Z sing at the nap time?
A: “Jay Zzz.”
Q: How did Thor introduce himself at the fashion show?
A: “I’m Trendy Thor.”
Q: Why was Matt Damon feeling so illuminated?
A: He was Matt Day-glow.
Q: How did Jennifer Lawrence react when gravity pulled her coffee down?
A: “That’s just the Law, hence.”
Q: Why did Taylor Swift move so quickly during her performance?
A: Because she’s Taylor “Swift”!
Q: How does Ryan Gosling calm a crying baby?
A: He says, “Gossshhh, it’s okay!”
Q: Why was Meryl Streep so good at handling disputes?
A: Because she could always “Streep” things calm.
Q: What did Leonardo DiCaprio say while drawing?
A: “I’m Leonardo DaSketchio.”
Q: Why was Anne Hathaway so good at making decisions?
A: Because she always “Hath a way.”
Q: What did Scarlett Johansson do when she saw a red scarf?
A: She said, “That’s Scarlett, just like me!”
Q: Why was Brad Pitt feeling so deep and profound?
A: Because he was Brad Depth.
Q: How does Sandra Bullock stop her car?
A: She “Bullocks” the brakes.
Q: Why was Johnny Depp always ready for a sea voyage?
A: Because he’s always Johnny “Deep” into adventures.
Q: How does Hugh Jackman greet his friends from Australia?
A: “Hugh Jack-mate!”
Q: Why did Dwayne Johnson get a good night’s sleep?
A: Because he was “The Rock-a-bye baby.”
Q: Why did Julia Roberts smile when playing cards?
A: Because she always had a “Pretty Woman’s” hand.
Q: What did Natalie Portman do when her ship docked?
A: She opened the “Port, man.”
Q: Why was Nicole Kidman always so young at heart?
A: Because she’s Nicole “Kid, man.”
Q: Why was Robert Downey Jr. so good at ironing clothes?
A: Because he’s “Iron Man.”
Q: How did Chris Hemsworth keep his hair in place?
A: With “Thor-hold” hairspray.
Q: Why was Emma Stone always so solid in her decisions?
A: Because she’s an “Emma-stone.”
Q: What did Kate Winslet do when she saw something floating in her drink?
A: She said, “Titanic!”
Q: Why did Reese Witherspoon eat with a fork?
A: Because she’s Reese “With-a-spoon.”
Q: Why did Ryan Reynolds wrap gifts so well?
A: Because he’s good at “Ryan-wrapping.”
Q: Why was Charlize Theron always so warm?
A: Because she’s “Ther-on.”
Q: What did Kiefer Sutherland keep under his bed?
A: A “Kiefer” his favorite wine.
Q: Why did Viola Davis always look so vibrant?
A: Because she “Viola-ted” all color norms.
Q: Why was Cate Blanchett always so clean?
A: Because she’s Cate “Blan-chett.”
Q: Why did Kevin Hart have such a big heartbeat?
A: Because he’s Kevin “Heart.”
Q: What did Denzel Washington use to clean his clothes?
A: “Denzel” detergent.
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