At present, many individuals suffer from diseases🦠both long-term as well as short-term. Many of these conditions provide them with a tough time out there.
However, laughter is the best medicine💊. Consequently, we have mentioned several intriguing disease puns that will help to make things light out there.
Funny Disease Puns
Q: What is the official website for sore eyes?
A: conjunctivitis.com.
Q: What did the sign at the drug rehab center on the lawn say?
A: “Stay away from the Grass.”
Q: When is the worst time to suffer from a heart attack?
A: When you are playing the game of charades.
Q: What did the person who allowed someone else to see the physician first in the waiting room think of him?
A: He thought he had been a little patient.
Q: Why did the good Samaritan who adored his neighbor end up contracting helpatitis?
A: Because he helped too freely.
Q: What should be in every sanitorium to make sure that its coughers are full?
A: A restaurant.
Q: Do individuals staying in castles struggle with Turrets Syndrome?
A: No, that’s not a fact.
Q: What did the cannibal say after consuming the leper by mistake?
A: He said he thought he had been a dine-o-sore.
Q: Why is Joe Malignant not a friend anymore?
A: Because he spreads rumors about me all the time.
Q: Why does an old dirty man chase after ladies who have undergone liver transplants?
A: Because he prefers them new-bile.
Q: What is the preferred holiday season of a dermatologist?
A: Eczemas.
Q: What did the mother of Oedipus suffer from?
A: Porkin’ sons.
Q: What might happen if you kiss a rock star from Ireland?
A: You might get Bono.
Q: What might you suffer from after a long drive?
A: Carthritis.
Q: What happens when you consume frozen French fries?
A: You might suffer from cool-tuber-osis.
Q: Why was late-night television found to be Carsonogenic?
A: Because it could keep you up late.
Q: What is it called when your legs and arms are bubbling over?
A: Limb-foama!
Q: Why should you go to a refluxologist if you feel like vomiting after reading these puns?
A: Because you might be suffering from pun-induced nausea.
Q: Why doesn’t the leper change his spots?
A: Because a leopard can’t change its spots.
Q: Why is being chromatose worse than color blindness?
A: Because it’s a colorful condition!
Q: What do you call pus-filled and inflamed body tissue?
A: Your abscession.
Q: What do you call someone who tries to find a fester way to do things?
A: An ambitious individual suffering from oozing sores.
Q: Why is someone assmatic when nice butts make them crazy?
A: Because they’re obsessed with derrieres.
Q: What might transsexuals who suffer from meninginas be trying to change?
A: Their minds.
Q: What might you suffer from if you consume too many frozen French fries?
A: Fry-betic cravings.
Q: What disease might Oedipus’s mother have had?
A: Porkin’ sons.
Q: Why do you need to be careful if you kiss a rock star from Ireland?
A: You might get Bono.
Q: What happens when your joints become stiff after a long drive?
A: You might be suffering from carthritis.
Q: What did the swine flu Satan say to the seasonal flu?
A: “H1, N1ce meeting you!”
Q: Why did the disease take a vacation?
A: Because it needed to relax its viral load.
Q: What did the germ say to the microbe?
A: “You really grow on me!”
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it!
Q: What did the flu virus say to the body it infected?
A: “I’m here to spread some cheer!”
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything, including diseases!
Q: How do you organize a space party for pathogens?
A: You planet!
Q: What did one pathogen say to the other at the party?
A: “Let’s make this place infectious!”
Q: What’s a virus’s favorite game?
A: Hide and sick!
Q: Why did the bacterium break up with the virus?
A: It couldn’t stand the clinginess!
Q: How do you stop a germ from spreading?
A: Hold it in quarantine!
Q: What did the antibiotic say to the microbe?
A: “You’re not welcome here anymore!”
Q: How do you catch a squirrel with a contagious disease?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Q: What’s a pathogen’s favorite type of music?
A: Rap, because it spreads easily!
Q: Why did the bacteria bring a ladder to the party?
A: Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Q: What do you call a virus that loves to gamble?
A: A bet-teria!
Q: How do bacteria communicate?
A: They use cell phones!
Q: Why did the virus apply for a job at the computer store?
A: It wanted to infect the hard drive!
Q: What do you call a germ that’s always late?
A: Tardy-genes!
Q: What’s a pathogen’s favorite exercise?
A: The germ-inal!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little snot in it!
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