Embark on a divine journey as we unravel the sacred mysteries encoded in the playful world of Bible riddles! 🤔
The Bible, a timeless source of wisdom and inspiration, holds within its verses not only profound teachings but also hidden enigmas waiting to be deciphered. Bible riddles are like little whispers of divine wit, challenging minds and sparking curiosity.
So, whether you’re a devoted believer seeking a fresh perspective or simply a curious mind ready for a biblical brain workout, join us on this sacred quest. 🤯
Bible riddles for kids
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A: Ruthless.
Q: Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
A: Bildad the Shuhite.
Q: What do you call someone who steals energy?
A: A joltergeist.
Q: Why did Adam and Eve never use an Apple computer?
A: Because they couldn’t find the “apple” key.
Q: What did Delilah say to Samson after he got a haircut?
A: “Your strength is really just a fringe benefit!”
Q: How does Moses make his tea?
A: Hebrews it.
Q: Why did the donkey sit down during the Sunday sermon?
A: It was a stable message.
Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?
A: Floodlights.
Q: Why did the fig tree refuse to produce fruit?
A: It was just too figgy.
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Q: What did the walls of Jericho do when the trumpet sounded?
A: They collapsed.
Q: Why did the donkey go to school?
A: To improve his jesus-manship.
Q: What is the first recorded case of insomnia in the Bible?
A: When Noah took “two” and fell asleep.
Q: Why was the Bible cold?
A: Because it had a lot of draft.
Q: What’s the best way to get to know the Bible?
A: Acts of reading it.
Q: Why was the ark so noisy?
A: Because of all the quackers.
Q: Why did the Pharisee apply for a job as a tax collector?
A: He wanted a little more grace in his life.
Q: What is the oldest joke in the Bible?
A: Samson and Delilah.
Q: What did Jesus say to the fig tree?
A: “Stop fig-hting!”
Q: What’s the best way to catch a squirrel in the Bible?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Q: What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
A: Floodlights.
Q: What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
A: “It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Q: What’s the best way to raise a godly child?
A: Be a godly parent.
Q: What did Jesus say when he saw a fig tree with no fruit?
A: “Let no one eat from you again.”
Q: What’s the most musical book of the Bible?
A: Psalms.
Q: What’s the best way to communicate with a fish?
A: Drop it a line.
Q: Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Q: What did the shepherds say when the angels appeared to them?
A: “Ewe won’t believe what just happened!”
Q: Why did the wise men bring gifts to Jesus?
A: Because they came bearing presents.
Q: Why did the Bible go to therapy?
A: It had too many issues to Psalm up.
Q: What did the donkey say to Balaam?
A: “You’re driving me crazy!”
Q: What kind of lights did Moses have on the ark?
A: Floodlights.
Q: What did Jesus say when he turned water into wine?
A: “This will be a grape miracle.”
Q: Why did the leper never play hide and seek?
A: Because good men are hard to find.
Q: Why did the Bible go to therapy?
A: It had too many issues to Psalm up.
Q: What did the donkey say to Balaam?
A: “You’re driving me crazy!”
Q: What kind of lights did Moses have on the ark?
A: Floodlights.
Q: What did Jesus say when he turned water into wine?
A: “This will be a grape miracle.”
Q: Why did the leper never play hide and seek?
A: Because good men are hard to find.
Q: What did Paul say to the Corinthians about running in a race?
A: “Run in such a way as to get the prize.”
Q: Why did the Pharisee apply for a job as a tax collector?
A: He wanted a little more grace in his life.
Q: What is the oldest joke in the Bible?
A: Samson and Delilah.
Q: What did Jesus say to the fig tree?
A: “Stop fig-hting!”
Q: Why did the Bible go to therapy?
A: It had too many issues to Psalm up.
Q: What did the donkey say to Balaam?
A: “You’re driving me crazy!”
Q: What kind of lights did Moses have on the ark?
A: Floodlights.
Q: What did Jesus say when he turned water into wine?
A: “This will be a grape miracle.”
Q: Why did the leper never play hide and seek?
A: Because good men are hard to find.
Q: What did Paul say to the Corinthians about running in a race?
A: “Run in such a way as to get the prize.”
Q: Why did the Bible go to therapy?
A: It had too many issues to Psalm up.
Q: What did the donkey say to Balaam?
A: “You’re driving me crazy!”
Q: What did Jesus say when he turned water into wine?
A: “This will be a grape miracle.”
Q: Why did the leper never play hide and seek?
A: Because good men are hard to find.
Q: What did Paul say to the Corinthians about running in a race?
A: “Run in such a way as to get the prize.”
Q: Why did the Bible go to therapy?
A: It had too many issues to Psalm up.
Q: Why did the leper never play hide and seek?
A: Because good men are hard to find.
In the divine dance of words and wisdom, Bible riddles have revealed a sacred tapestry of both challenge and enlightenment.
Let the pages of the Bible continue to unfold with the magic of riddles, reminding us that even in the sacred, there’s room for a smile and a moment of divine delight! 🌈
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