The best bus puns are for the discerning bus driver and for people who travel through buses with a wicked sense of humor.
A bus is more than just a mode of transportation; it’s also a terrific place to sleep, meet strange and terrifying people late at night on the night bus, and keep warm when the government has slashed assistance payments to the old! Oh, and here are some bus puns for you.
Funny Bus Puns
Q: Why did the refrigerator catch the bus?
A: It had a pre-launch malfunction.
Q: Which mode of transport do superheroes prefer?
A: Lightyear’s bus.
Q: Why did the bus driver feel paranoid?
A: He believed people were gossiping behind his back.
Q: What’s the fate of The Who’s vintage tour bus?
A: It won’t get refueled.
Q: How did the man earn his bus driving job?
A: He was an expert at directing passengers to the exits.
Q: Why did the driver lose his job after giving up his seat?
A: He was supposed to stay seated while driving!
Q: What did the bus conductor say when asked if the bus stops near the Thames?
A: If it doesn’t, expect a big splash!
Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton pay his bus fare?
A: He was broke.
Q: Why did the bus driver insist you sit down during the journey?
A: He didn’t want standing ovations.
Q: Which game is popular among monster bus riders?
Q: Why did the snooker player get a 147?
A: The bus stopped right outside the hall.
Q: How do eels commute on the ocean floor?
A: By octobus.
Q: What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
A: Hop on.
Q: Why was the school bus yellow and unable to swim?
A: It was a school bus!
Q: Why did the bus come to a halt at the zebra crossing?
A: It saw a zebra crossing.
Q: What sandwiches do bus drivers love?
A: Traffic jam ones.
Q: What’s the difference between a school bus and a father’s van?
A: School buses don’t usually carry screaming kids!
Q: What did a conductor say about fueling the bus seeing London written in front?
A: We also have ads for beans but we don’t sell them.
Q: Why did Tommy get into trouble for being late to school?
A: His bus was always late.
Q: What did the passenger say when asked about traveling to California on a bus?
A: All of me will.
Q: How is a school bus different from a birthday cake?
A: The latter is edible!
Q: Why was the Hogwarts Express canceled?
A: Snow on the tracks, so they took the Magic School Bus instead.
Q: Why did the bus conductor get a shock without any effect?
A: He was a poor conductor.
Q: Why was the song dedicated to a friend in the hospital?
A: Because the wheels on the bus go round and round!
Q: What’s the dark side of being kind-hearted on a bus?
A: Giving your seat to a blind person can get you fired if you’re the driver!
Q: What’s the main concern of a bus driver on Tinder?
A: When his dates find out he’s a bus driver.
Q: Why are some people scared of dying alone?
A: Hence, they become bus drivers!
Q: How did the elderly woman end up at the hospital?
A: Someone gave her a direct route by pushing her in front of a bus.
Q: Why did the bus blush?
A: It saw the truck’s undercarriage.
Q: Why was the bus always in trouble in school?
A: It couldn’t stay in its lane!
Q: How does a bus like its tea?
A: In the traffic jam.
Q: What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of music?
Q: Why was the math book sad on the bus ride?
A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: Why did the bus put on sunscreen?
A: To avoid burning its fuel.
Q: How do buses greet each other?
A: “Wanna take a brake?”
Q: Why did the bus go to school early?
A: It wanted to be ahead of traffic.
Q: Why was the bus always calm?
A: It had a lot of stops.
Q: How does a bus propose to its partner?
A: “Will you be my final stop?”
Q: Why did the bus sit next to the tomato?
A: To ketchup!
Q: Why did the scarecrow become a bus driver?
A: He was outstanding in his field and wanted a change.
Q: Why was the bus good at the game of chess?
A: It always knew when to make the right move.
Q: What do buses and computers have in common?
A: Both have drivers!
Q: Why was the bus so cold?
A: It had too many windows.
Q: Why did the bus stop at the beach?
A: It wanted to pick up some sand-wiches!
Q: How do you know a bus is cold?
A: When you see it with its blower on!
Q: Why did the bus file a police report?
A: It got its signals crossed!
Q: How does a bus keep its pants up?
A: With a traffic belt!
Q: Why don’t buses have good stories to tell?
A: Their journeys are always so stop-and-go!
Q: Why did the bus take a vacation?
A: It was tired of being driven around!
Q: What did the bus conductor say to the egg?
A: “Scramble inside.”
Q: Why did the bus apply for a job?
A: It wanted to quit being a vehicle and start carrying its own weight!
Q: Why was the bus feeling stressed?
A: Because its schedule was too tight!
Q: How does a bus flirt?
A: “Is this seat taken?”
Q: Why did the bus stay calm during the test?
A: Because it knew the routes by heart!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bus?
A: A snooze cruise!
Q: How do you compliment a bus driver?
A: “Wheel done!”
Q: Why did the bus go to the paint shop?
A: It wanted a new route of color!
Q: Why was the bus good at soccer?
A: Because it’s used to kicking things off!
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