McDonald’s puns are always a fantastic way to break up the humdrum of life and gain a few laughs😂.
While most people are aware that McDonald’s 🍟 serves bland food, they may be unaware that their employees have a great sense of humor as well!
After all, who doesn’t enjoy cracking puns about fast food🍔? So let’s enjoy some of the ‘mouth-watering’ McDonald’s puns.
Funny McDonald Puns
Q: Why did Old McDonald’s have to sell his land?
A: Because he had to pay back what he e-i-e-I owed.
Q: What do you call a former Arby’s cook who now works for McDonald’s?
A: An Arby-traitor.
Q: What’s the name of the frog’s favorite sandwich at McDonald’s?
A: The McRibbit.
Q: What profession do new McDonald’s locations create?
A: They create 40 new employees, including 20 cardiac surgeons and 20 dentists.
Q: How did Ronald McDonald help with an expired parking meter?
A: He inserted a quarter, making him a kind Jester!
Q: What’s the title of McDonald’s Shakespearean play?
A: McBeth!
Q: What is the new McDonald’s sandwich made of entirely?
A: Beef lips, known as the McJagger.
Q: What did Julius Caesar say about McDonald’s burgers?
A: He nodded and said, “Ate two, Brutus.”
My Experience: Oh, that’s like the time we were discussing history over burgers. Someone cleverly connected Julius Caesar to McDonald’s.🍔🏛️😄
Q: What does Ronald McDonald say before getting into bed?
A: “I’m lovin’ it! Bah Dah Bah Bah Bah…”
Q: Why did someone start eating at McDonald’s before running a marathon?
A: They needed fast food for their marathon.
Q: What does McDonald’s offer soon in their menu?
A: A selection of fillet steaks.
Q: How do you determine if Ronald McDonald is on a beach?
A: He’s eating sesame seed buns.
Q: What happened when someone tested McDonald’s new burger?
A: It was a travesty.
Q: Where did the dismissed CEO of McDonald’s find a new job?
A: At Old McDonald’s farm, serving as their CIEIO.
Q: What did the internet friend ask the bodybuilder about their pre-workout routine?
A: They asked about their pre-workout routine, and the bodybuilder mentioned McDonald’s.
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Q: Why doesn’t McDonald’s serve ribeye?
A: Because that would be a McSteak.
Q: Why did McDonald’s reintroduce outdoor seats?
A: Just to share that small nugget with you.
Q: What happened when someone ordered two large fries at McDonald’s?
A: The counter employee gave them a handful of small fries by mistake.
Q: What type of computer does Ronald McDonald use?
A: A large hamburger.
Q: Why did the tomato turn red at McDonald’s?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: What do you call a cheeseburger that tells jokes?
A: A laugh-ter pounder.
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A: The disappearing fries!
Q: What did the hamburger name its child?
A: Patty!
Q: What’s the key to a successful McDonald’s party?
A: A happy meal!
Q: Why did the French fry go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling a bit salty!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a McDonald’s drive-thru?
A: Milkshakes to go!
Q: What do you call a burger with a crown?
A: Burger King.
Pro Experience: That’s like the time we threw a surprise party for our friend who loved burgers. We crowned his favorite burger with a tiny crown, christening it the “Burger King” of the night.🍔👑😄
Q: What do you get when you cross a McDonald’s burger with a computer?
A: A big byte!
Q: What did the McDonald’s burger say to the fries on Valentine’s Day?
A: “I’m loving you!”
Q: Why did the chicken go to McDonald’s?
A: To see a chicken strip show!
Q: What do you call a burger that you buy for someone else?
A: A friend-der burger.
Q: What do you call a McDonald’s burger in space?
A: A Big Mac-rocket!
Q: Why did the burger go to the gym?
A: To get better buns!
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Q: What do you call a cow that works at McDonald’s?
A: A milkshake artist!
Q: Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
A: To get better buns!
Q: What’s the hamburger’s favorite TV show?
A: “The Burger-ville.”
Q: What do you get when you cross a McDonald’s burger with a Christmas tree?
A: A burger with extra tree-t!
Q: Why did the hamburger go to the bank?
A: To get some more lettuce!
Q: What’s a hamburger’s favorite kind of math?
A: Geometry – it loves angles!
Q: What did the cheeseburger say to the burger bun?
A: “You’re my everything!”
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A: It wanted to get into a jam!
Q: What do you call a hamburger that you put in your mailbox?
A: Mail-order burger.
Q: Why did the tomato turn red at McDonald’s?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q: What did the hamburger say to the French fries?
A: “You’re the salt of the earth!”
Q: What do you get when you cross a McDonald’s burger with a vampire?
A: A hamburger with a bite!
Q: What’s the secret sauce in a McDonald’s Big Mac?
A: It’s classified as “secret sauce” for a reason!
Sigma Experience: Reminds me of a late-night McDonald’s run with friends. We started speculating about the Big Mac’s secret sauce. 🍔🕵️♂️😄
Q: What do you call a burger that sings?
A: A croonchy burger.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road to McDonald’s?
A: To get to the other fry-side!
Q: What’s a hamburger’s favorite instrument?
A: The meat-trombone!
Q: What do you call a hamburger that tells jokes?
A: A pun-kin burger.
Q: Why did the hamburger bring a ladder to McDonald’s?
A: Because it wanted to see what’s “up” with the menu!
Q: What do you get when you cross a McDonald’s burger with a baseball player?
A: A home-run burger!
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Q: Why did the hamburger apply for a job at McDonald’s?
A: Because it wanted to be “flipping” great!
Q: What did the bun say to the hamburger?
A: “You’re the meat of my dreams!”
Q: What do you get when you cross a McDonald’s burger with a flower?
A: A bloomin’ burger!
Q: Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
A: To get better buns!
Q: What do you get when you cross a McDonald’s burger with a detective?
A: A mystery meat!
Q: What’s a hamburger’s favorite kind of music?
A: Heavy metal!
Q: Why did the hamburger bring a jacket to McDonald’s?
A: Because it was a bit “chili” inside!
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A: “You make me cry with joy!”
Q: What do you call a hamburger that’s a little too spicy?
A: A “jalapeño” burger!
Q: What do you get when you cross a McDonald’s burger with a cow from outer space?
A: An unidentified frying object!
Q: Why did the hamburger go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling a bit cheesy!
Q: What do you call a hamburger that you eat with your hands tied behind your back?
A: A “handburger”!
Q: Why did the hamburger become an astronaut?
A: Because it wanted to visit the “milky way”!
Q: What do you get when you cross a McDonald’s burger with a marathon runner?
A: A fast foodie!
Q: Why did the tomato turn red at McDonald’s?
A: Because it saw the ketchup!
Ultra Pro Experience: Oh, that’s like the time my friend ordered fries at a fast-food joint. The tomato blushing at the sight of ketchup. 🍅🍟😄
Q: What’s a hamburger’s favorite dance?
A: The burger shuffle!
Q: Why did the hamburger apply for a job at McDonald’s?
A: Because it wanted to be “flipping” great!
Q: What do you call a burger that can do magic tricks?
A: A “presto” burger!
Q: What do you get when you cross a McDonald’s burger with a superhero?
A: A “super-sized” burger!
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